entirely ruined her disposition with books

Dear Joss Whedon, Scott Allie, et. al.,

If you break Emmie's heart, I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever forgive you. Not in a million years. :P

No love,

Me

P.S. Jane? Please come back! We need you! If anyone can open these guys' eyes to their own privilege, it's you! These guys need a HBIC, and I nominate you.

Dear British third of my flist,

QUIT TORTURING ME WITH YOUR SQUEE OVER HOW AWESOME THE NEW DOCTOR WHO EPISODE IS AND HOW AWESOME MATT SMITH IS AND HOW GENERALLY THRILLED YOU ARE.

Because my internet is slower than Christmas right now, and even though I already started downloading it, I'm not going to be able to watch it till tomorrow afternoon/evening, and I feel so left out! I am crying like Kelso in my moodtheme!

*sob*

I love y'all anyway,

Me

People, please tell me to stop reading random people's reactions to the new S8 comic. I've loved what some of y'all on my flist (and, by extension, some of the people on your flists) have had to say, but there are people justifying evil all over the internet, and I cannot handle it. It just makes me so furious, and I want to engage all of them, and that will lead to my life being sucked away, and I could be doing way more constructive things like writing angsty Spuffy babyfic for seasonal_spuffy and beta-ing for my favorite people.

Tell. Me. To. Stop.

In other, happier news: BUFFY SUMMERS. DONNA NOBLE. TAMI TAYLOR. AERYN SUN. JOAN HOLLOWAY. VERONICA MARS. PARKER. AND OTHER AWESOME WOMEN. DOMINATING FANDOM STEEL CAGE MATCH.

PLUS: MY ICON. YES.

Also, I'm watching Wizards of Waverly Place (yes, I'm lame, but I have a massive girlcrush on Selena Gomez), and OMG SELENA GOMEZ AND DAVID HENRIE. IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR ACTORS PLAYING SIBLINGS TO HAVE SO MUCH CHEMISTRY. STOP IT NOOOOOOW. YOU'RE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE.

I hate my job, and I have heard exactly one thing about today's S8 comic, and I'm already pissed. ( yup, spoilers )

Still, I'm not having such a good day. I need more .gifs!



Buffy being adorable and Spike loving it always makes me feel better.

Oh, Joss. I do not understand your infatuation with Eliza Dushku. She's very excellent at playing a specific kind of character (badass, uninhibited: Faith, pretty much), but she has a very limited range, and I would rather Joss do a project with literally any other Dollhouse cast member than him try to do something with her again. With the amount of incredible people in that cast--Enver and Olivia Williams and Reed Diamond and Dichen Lachman and pretty much everyone else--I can't imagine why he'd rather work with Eliza. *sigh* But clearly, everyone at whedonesque disagrees with me.

Also! Just in case someone missed it, this thread (and yes, you have to read all the comments, since that's where the fun is) might be the greatest thread in the history of lj. Just sayin'.

Thank y'all so much for going with the Three Sentence Fic-a-Thon. It's making me really, really happy, and there's some great, great, great fic being written. Keep it up!

The only nomination Bright Star gets is for costume design?

I hate the world.

And for our next installment in The Continued Adventures of Lauren Being Infuriated about S8, I bring you: The Worst Interview Ever!

( Does anybody even care about S8 spoilers? Avoid this if you do )

Okay. Like Dawn, I'm over it it. I'm gonna go back to the happy world of fic now, okay?

Since nobody else on lj seems to be talking about it, I guess I'll bring it up:

Does anybody have some thoughts on the newly revealed Buffy comic covers*?

I am...slightly perturbed. And then angry at myself for caring. BUT I CAN'T HELP IT, DAMNIT! My face? Looked like Bob's in my moodtheme. Just like that. And in case you were wondering, it's not the possible revelation of the identity of Twilight that bothers me. It's the thing I refer to in my tags.... Although even though I'm not reading the comics, that would be a stupid, stupid revelation. Stupid.

Emmie? Hon? Wanna explain this one for me?



*spoilers liek woah

OH, SCREW YOU, KRIPKE.

SCREW. YOU.


ETA: Oh, yeah. Spoilers in the comments.

Oh, I love the Quileute Tribe so hard right now. So. Hard. The snark is strong with this one.

Also, the comments are so full of oblivious fail that it makes me want to spend the rest of my life *headdesk*ing.

Via deadbrowalking. 'Cause they're awesome.

Also, screw you, spell check. That so is how you spell Quileute!