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There's going to be a 50 Shades of Suck movie????? How can this be anything but straight-up porn with lots of messed-up character dynamics to pad around the edges? WHAT KIND OF RATING WILL IT GET???? I am trying to imagine what the end result is going to look like...and my imagination fails me. Thankfully.
There's going to be a 50 Shades of Suck movie????? How can this be anything but straight-up porn with lots of messed-up character dynamics to pad around the edges? WHAT KIND OF RATING WILL IT GET???? I am trying to imagine what the end result is going to look like...and my imagination fails me. Thankfully.
There's going to be a 50 Shades of Suck movie????? How can this be anything but straight-up porn with lots of messed-up character dynamics to pad around the edges? WHAT KIND OF RATING WILL IT GET???? I am trying to imagine what the end result is going to look like...and my imagination fails me. Thankfully.
wait. what?
Nov. 29th, 2011 08:43 amThe new Great Gatsby movie is going to be in 3-D? What is wrong with the world?
From here:
Scott Allie will be co-writing the Buffy Season 8 finale
WHAT.
Oh, Joss. Why do you do this to me? It's like you want me to hate you.
Scott Allie will be co-writing the Buffy Season 8 finale
WHAT.
Oh, Joss. Why do you do this to me? It's like you want me to hate you.
From here:
Scott Allie will be co-writing the Buffy Season 8 finale
WHAT.
Oh, Joss. Why do you do this to me? It's like you want me to hate you.
Scott Allie will be co-writing the Buffy Season 8 finale
WHAT.
Oh, Joss. Why do you do this to me? It's like you want me to hate you.
So I was reading Sady's article at Tiger Beatdown about the movie adaptation of Atlas Shrugged and of course it's hilarious. Apparently it's starring a bunch of not-very-famous people, including that guy who played the dad on One Tree Hill. Now, I've seen about four random episodes of that show and couldn't tell you one thing that happened on it, though I could tell you all the characters' names and such because of that lovely little thing we call fandom osmosis (seriously, the things I've picked up when I wasn't paying much attention in fandom are both awesome and horrifying).
Anyway!
Somesadistic soul linked to THE. MOST. INSANE. MOMENT OF TELEVISION THAT I HAVE EVER. SEEN.
A bit of context: apparently dad-guy here is in the waiting room before getting a heart transplant. Now, watch:
WHAT. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
Three things:
1. Why has no one on my flist ever linked to this before? Surely one of you knew that something this INSANELY RIDICULOUS existed in the world! You've been holding out on me!
2. Please, please, please someone tell me that this is some sort of surreal dream sequence. PLEASE. WHY IS THE DOG IN THE WAITING ROOM? WHY DOES THE GUY CARRYING THE ORGAN NOT LOOK WHERE HE'S GOING? WHY DOES NO ONE FREAK THE HELL OUT THAT THIS JUST HAPPENED? WHY DOES EVERYONE JUST LOOK RESIGNED AND A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED? WHAT WHAT WHAT.
3. My theory is that CMM's character is some kind of evil villain with superpowers that conspired to make all this happen. Because that look he gives dad-guy there at the end? It's all, "Yeah, I made that guy trip and spill your heart and then I made your dog eat it. It's revenge for that time you abandoned me and my mom and were a giant douche."Okay, apparently I remember something about the show after all.
Seriously, someone explain this to me. Because I think my brain just exploded.
Anyway!
Some
A bit of context: apparently dad-guy here is in the waiting room before getting a heart transplant. Now, watch:
WHAT. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
Three things:
1. Why has no one on my flist ever linked to this before? Surely one of you knew that something this INSANELY RIDICULOUS existed in the world! You've been holding out on me!
2. Please, please, please someone tell me that this is some sort of surreal dream sequence. PLEASE. WHY IS THE DOG IN THE WAITING ROOM? WHY DOES THE GUY CARRYING THE ORGAN NOT LOOK WHERE HE'S GOING? WHY DOES NO ONE FREAK THE HELL OUT THAT THIS JUST HAPPENED? WHY DOES EVERYONE JUST LOOK RESIGNED AND A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED? WHAT WHAT WHAT.
3. My theory is that CMM's character is some kind of evil villain with superpowers that conspired to make all this happen. Because that look he gives dad-guy there at the end? It's all, "Yeah, I made that guy trip and spill your heart and then I made your dog eat it. It's revenge for that time you abandoned me and my mom and were a giant douche."
Seriously, someone explain this to me. Because I think my brain just exploded.
So I was reading Sady's article at Tiger Beatdown about the movie adaptation of Atlas Shrugged and of course it's hilarious. Apparently it's starring a bunch of not-very-famous people, including that guy who played the dad on One Tree Hill. Now, I've seen about four random episodes of that show and couldn't tell you one thing that happened on it, though I could tell you all the characters' names and such because of that lovely little thing we call fandom osmosis (seriously, the things I've picked up when I wasn't paying much attention in fandom are both awesome and horrifying).
Anyway!
Somesadistic soul linked to THE. MOST. INSANE. MOMENT OF TELEVISION THAT I HAVE EVER. SEEN.
A bit of context: apparently dad-guy here is in the waiting room before getting a heart transplant. Now, watch:
WHAT. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
Three things:
1. Why has no one on my flist ever linked to this before? Surely one of you knew that something this INSANELY RIDICULOUS existed in the world! You've been holding out on me!
2. Please, please, please someone tell me that this is some sort of surreal dream sequence. PLEASE. WHY IS THE DOG IN THE WAITING ROOM? WHY DOES THE GUY CARRYING THE ORGAN NOT LOOK WHERE HE'S GOING? WHY DOES NO ONE FREAK THE HELL OUT THAT THIS JUST HAPPENED? WHY DOES EVERYONE JUST LOOK RESIGNED AND A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED? WHAT WHAT WHAT.
3. My theory is that CMM's character is some kind of evil villain with superpowers that conspired to make all this happen. Because that look he gives dad-guy there at the end? It's all, "Yeah, I made that guy trip and spill your heart and then I made your dog eat it. It's revenge for that time you abandoned me and my mom and were a giant douche."Okay, apparently I remember something about the show after all.
Seriously, someone explain this to me. Because I think my brain just exploded.
Anyway!
Some
A bit of context: apparently dad-guy here is in the waiting room before getting a heart transplant. Now, watch:
WHAT. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
Three things:
1. Why has no one on my flist ever linked to this before? Surely one of you knew that something this INSANELY RIDICULOUS existed in the world! You've been holding out on me!
2. Please, please, please someone tell me that this is some sort of surreal dream sequence. PLEASE. WHY IS THE DOG IN THE WAITING ROOM? WHY DOES THE GUY CARRYING THE ORGAN NOT LOOK WHERE HE'S GOING? WHY DOES NO ONE FREAK THE HELL OUT THAT THIS JUST HAPPENED? WHY DOES EVERYONE JUST LOOK RESIGNED AND A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED? WHAT WHAT WHAT.
3. My theory is that CMM's character is some kind of evil villain with superpowers that conspired to make all this happen. Because that look he gives dad-guy there at the end? It's all, "Yeah, I made that guy trip and spill your heart and then I made your dog eat it. It's revenge for that time you abandoned me and my mom and were a giant douche."
Seriously, someone explain this to me. Because I think my brain just exploded.
WHATWHATWHAT
May. 14th, 2010 07:28 pmThis is for the benefit of the two people on my flist who I know watch Being Erica. And whoever else I don't know watches it but does. (How's that for some awkward syntax?)
But I'm putting it behind the cut for spoilers because YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH THIS SHOW.*
( don't read this if you ever plan on watching this show, which you totally should because it is awesome )
*I will make a post about how you should watch it eventually. Hold your horses till then. Don't spoil yourself!
But I'm putting it behind the cut for spoilers because YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH THIS SHOW.*
( don't read this if you ever plan on watching this show, which you totally should because it is awesome )
*I will make a post about how you should watch it eventually. Hold your horses till then. Don't spoil yourself!
WHATWHATWHAT
May. 14th, 2010 07:28 pmThis is for the benefit of the two people on my flist who I know watch Being Erica. And whoever else I don't know watches it but does. (How's that for some awkward syntax?)
But I'm putting it behind the cut for spoilers because YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH THIS SHOW.*
( don't read this if you ever plan on watching this show, which you totally should because it is awesome )
*I will make a post about how you should watch it eventually. Hold your horses till then. Don't spoil yourself!
But I'm putting it behind the cut for spoilers because YOU SHOULD ALL WATCH THIS SHOW.*
( don't read this if you ever plan on watching this show, which you totally should because it is awesome )
*I will make a post about how you should watch it eventually. Hold your horses till then. Don't spoil yourself!
*hulksmash*
Dec. 2nd, 2009 08:05 pmOH, SCREW YOU, KRIPKE.
SCREW. YOU.
ETA: Oh, yeah. Spoilers in the comments.
SCREW. YOU.
ETA: Oh, yeah. Spoilers in the comments.
*hulksmash*
Dec. 2nd, 2009 08:05 pmOH, SCREW YOU, KRIPKE.
SCREW. YOU.
ETA: Oh, yeah. Spoilers in the comments.
SCREW. YOU.
ETA: Oh, yeah. Spoilers in the comments.
Somebody else rant about this one for me. I just...can't do it right now.
*headdesk*
[ETA]: No, you know what? I'm going to make everything okay again.
Or if that didn't work, this one should...
Or this one...
Hint: You might wanna fast-forward through the man confessing to get to the good stuff on that last one....
Somebody else rant about this one for me. I just...can't do it right now.
*headdesk*
[ETA]: No, you know what? I'm going to make everything okay again.
Or if that didn't work, this one should...
Or this one...
Hint: You might wanna fast-forward through the man confessing to get to the good stuff on that last one....
What the hell?
Jul. 14th, 2009 12:14 amNo, seriously. What the hell is going on here and why didn't I know about it?
I...just...is this RDM realizing how really, really sucktastic his finale (and, honestly, most of the final season) was? Trying to backtrack and make all the nonsense make sense? That's lame, buddy. Really lame. You should have had the actual show be actually good and then you wouldn't have to do this. Apparently, this is old news, but I never knew, and I have no idea whether I'm going to watch it or not because they already let me down once...I'm just so confused!
The only reason I vaguely approve of this is because I just looked it up on imdb, and apparently Jane Espenson wrote it. +1
I...just...is this RDM realizing how really, really sucktastic his finale (and, honestly, most of the final season) was? Trying to backtrack and make all the nonsense make sense? That's lame, buddy. Really lame. You should have had the actual show be actually good and then you wouldn't have to do this. Apparently, this is old news, but I never knew, and I have no idea whether I'm going to watch it or not because they already let me down once...I'm just so confused!
The only reason I vaguely approve of this is because I just looked it up on imdb, and apparently Jane Espenson wrote it. +1
What the hell?
Jul. 14th, 2009 12:14 amNo, seriously. What the hell is going on here and why didn't I know about it?
I...just...is this RDM realizing how really, really sucktastic his finale (and, honestly, most of the final season) was? Trying to backtrack and make all the nonsense make sense? That's lame, buddy. Really lame. You should have had the actual show be actually good and then you wouldn't have to do this. Apparently, this is old news, but I never knew, and I have no idea whether I'm going to watch it or not because they already let me down once...I'm just so confused!
The only reason I vaguely approve of this is because I just looked it up on imdb, and apparently Jane Espenson wrote it. +1
I...just...is this RDM realizing how really, really sucktastic his finale (and, honestly, most of the final season) was? Trying to backtrack and make all the nonsense make sense? That's lame, buddy. Really lame. You should have had the actual show be actually good and then you wouldn't have to do this. Apparently, this is old news, but I never knew, and I have no idea whether I'm going to watch it or not because they already let me down once...I'm just so confused!
The only reason I vaguely approve of this is because I just looked it up on imdb, and apparently Jane Espenson wrote it. +1
Okay, y'all, you know I never cuss...
May. 26th, 2009 12:58 amReally. I almost never cuss. And I really hate this word. But it has to be said, and it has to be said like this:
What. The. FUCK?
My mama would be so ashamed of me talking like that. Seriously, she'd probably wash my mouth out with soap (yes, that actually happened to me as a child. Once). But I'm sorry, Mama. No other words will suffice.
What. The. FUCK?
My mama would be so ashamed of me talking like that. Seriously, she'd probably wash my mouth out with soap (yes, that actually happened to me as a child. Once). But I'm sorry, Mama. No other words will suffice.
