entirely ruined her disposition with books

Oh, I love the Quileute Tribe so hard right now. So. Hard. The snark is strong with this one.

Also, the comments are so full of oblivious fail that it makes me want to spend the rest of my life *headdesk*ing.

Via deadbrowalking. 'Cause they're awesome.

Also, screw you, spell check. That so is how you spell Quileute!

Sorry for the journal spam, y'all, but this has got to be the greatest icon post I have ever seen in my life. And you will all love it. Because you all have senses of humor.

The only problem is...it's making me all discombobulated because I can't make a decision. WHICH TO CHOOSE???

Somebody else rant about this one for me.  I just...can't do it right now.

*headdesk*


[ETA]:  No, you know what?  I'm going to make everything okay again.




Or if that didn't work, this one should...

Or this one...

Hint: You might wanna fast-forward through the man confessing to get to the good stuff on that last one....

Maybe everyone's seen this before, but it blew my mind. Mostly because I didn't believe it could be done in a more serious way like this.



From the website: In this remixed narrative Edward Cullen from the Twilight Series meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer at Sunnydale High. It's an example of transformative storytelling serving as a critique of Edward's character and generally creepy behavior. Through Buffy's eyes some of the more patriarchal gender roles and sexist Hollywood tropes embedded in the Twilight saga are exposed in hilarious ways.

But honestly? I think it's sadder and scarier than it is funny. Although the parts where you know she's supposed to be talking to Spike or Angel are pretty hilarious. But this made me love Buffy more than ever--never has there been a better use for her eyerolls. She just doesn't have time for this shit.

And I haven't seen the Twilight movie, but if these clips are any indication, it has to contain the worst acting known to man.

I just realized that fandom_wank has banned Twilight wank.  They've ghettoized it over in sparkelfield.  The only other fandom to ever get banished to its own community?  hp_cornfield, for wank about the Harry/Hermione/Dan/Emma shippers.

Oh, Twilight fandom.  You just keep bringing the lulz.

Of course, now I have to remember to check two communities.

I don't think I've discussed this here, but I have a rather large girl crush on Sarah Haskins, the host of this segment of infoMania called "Target Women." The entire premise of this segment is to make us realize the many ridiculous and sometimes even offensive ways that certain specific things (birth control, yogurt, chick flicks, cleaning supplies, Disney princesses) are marketed towards women. She is hilarious and dry and snarky and smart, and I love her clips.

They're always brilliant and hilarious, but this one I couldn't help but share.

Because it's about Twilight! And there's a shout-out to Chuck Bass! Watch and enjoy!

I, for one, have been thoroughly enjoying the fallout from the release of Breaking Dawn.  As a self-avowed mocker-of-all-things-SMeyer, one of my favorite hobbies is snarking about Twilight and its fandom and wishing that I could hate SMeyer (but she’s just so dang nice).  Hence, the release of BD and the reactions of the fans have made my entire summer, and the Sparkledämmerung, as we like to call it on fandom_wank, has been almost as glorious as the Potterdämmerung I enjoyed so much in earlier times.

I’ve spent way more time than I should on the internet reading articles and fan’s reactions and generally glorying in the epicness that is the BD aftermath.  Yes, I am a loser, but apparently laughter can add eight years to your life.  I’m convinced that through all of this, I’ve added at least sixteen.

Now, I know a lot of people my flist read the books, most of them in a self-depricating way, tongue-in-cheek, as a guilty pleasure.  These people tend to have really great senses of humor, so I’m sure they’ll really enjoy all of these links.  But if you’re one of those people who is a really big fan of the series and doesn’t want to hear anything ill of it, turn back now.  This is your warning.  For those of you who want a few laughs, carry on.  Need I even say, "Spoilers abound"?  No?  Well, I did anyway.

So, as a public service to you, my flist, I have created a list of my very favorite links that snark or mock or shake their heads or shrilly scream “WTF?” at the top of their lungs.  Enjoy!

 

 

And there you have it, my friends.  The Breaking Dawn aftermath all in one place.

Also, my lovies, if you have any links of your own that are enjoyable, please feel free to suggest them and I’ll update the list.