entirely ruined her disposition with books

ENVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY FUTURE HUSBAND JUST GOT CAST IN A PILOT I MIGHT DIE OF HAPPINESS EVEN IF THE SUMMARY SOUNDS A LITTLE SILLY I DON'T CARE ENVER IS PLAY A SEXY CON AND THERE WILL BE FAMILY TIMES I MIGHT DIE.

NO BUT SERIOUSLY.

The only two other thoughts I have are:

1. I am not thrilled with the other lead. That guy really bugged me on Heroes. Remember when I watched that show? HAHAHA!
2. elisi and I were just talking yesterday about how Enver needed to get cast in something soon and LO AND BEHOLD. QUICK, MRS. DARCY! TALK ABOUT HOW I NEED A MILLION DOLLARS, OKAY?

To reiterate:

ENVER. GJOKAJ. ON. MY. TELEVISION. SCREEN.

Um, apparently there is a rumor that MY FUTURE HUSBAND is going to have a role on Torchwood? WHAT THE HECK. I will actually have to watch that show.

I hope it's true because I WANT HIM ON MY TVCOMPUTER SCREEN ALWAYS.

Just in case you missed it:

Ethan Peck is possibly the most gorgeous man alive.

But with genes like that, who wouldn't be?

But don't worry, Enver. You're always first in my heart.

I have come to two conclusions:

1. Shipper Wars are stupid.
2. I miss choco_cherries and crossovers in general (the rest of this conversation will make more sense if you familiarize yourself with the comm. WHICH IS THE GREATEST COMM EVER).

These two conclusions have met each other and exploded into an idea of awesome: forget about pairing The Greatest Person in the Universe (aka Buffy Summers) with only people on her own show! Crossovers are better!

So I've decided that for the duration of silliness, whenever the Shipping Wars threaten to pop up, I will immediately wax poetical about my favorite Buffy ship. The catch: it's with someone who isn't even in the Buffyverse! People will become confused! And distracted! Scott Allie might make fun of me in a Q&A! Poor "Spray" fan! It'll be awesome!

But the question is: Who will be the other half of that ship? That's what this poll will help me determine!

I've already written Buffy/Tommy and you may have noticed me flailing with joy over John Crichton mentioning Buffy and we all know how I feel about anything remotely involving Enver Gjokaj, so they're the front-runners at this point. But I am open to suggestions! Convince me!


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*Someone mentioned the idea of Enver playing Spike on Gabs' journal, and now I desperately want fic in which a post-"Chosen" heartbroken Buffy gets Victor imprinted with Spike's personality so that she can tell him all the things she never got to say to him....

Emmie, could I write that for the "Who Are You?" fic-a-thon?

Clearly, Enver wants me to fall in love with him. He's wooing me. There's a seduction going on. Seriously.

This interview (via link-queen petzepellepingo) just confirms my suspicions that he is, indeed, the man for me.

He's smart! He thinks LOST is stupid for never resolving any of its own mysteries! He loves Clue and Twin Peaks*!

And perhaps best of all: his show is made up entirely of "Previously on..." segments. That, my friends, is genius.

Okay, so maybe I haven't technically seen Twin Peaks yet, but I know what it is! And every person I know who's seen it has told me I'd love it! And the pilot is sitting on my harddrive! So that totally counts!

Um, I don't know what's going on, but apparently MY FUTURE HUSBAND MR. ENVER "I'M A THOUSAND TIMES MORE TALENTED THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET" GJOKAJ IS GOING TO BE STARRING IN/PRODUCING A WEBSERIES. YOU HEARD IT here FIRST.

FIRST FELICIA, THEN NPH, NOW ENVER.

THE INTERNET OWNS MY SOUL.

THE BEST PART? HIS CHARACTER'S NAME IS "BRON THE LANDSCAPIST" (that's not the best part) SO READ THIS BIT OF THE SUMMARY:

And when exactly will Bron the Landscapist ever wear a shirt?

OH. HELLS. YES.

Oh, Joss. I do not understand your infatuation with Eliza Dushku. She's very excellent at playing a specific kind of character (badass, uninhibited: Faith, pretty much), but she has a very limited range, and I would rather Joss do a project with literally any other Dollhouse cast member than him try to do something with her again. With the amount of incredible people in that cast--Enver and Olivia Williams and Reed Diamond and Dichen Lachman and pretty much everyone else--I can't imagine why he'd rather work with Eliza. *sigh* But clearly, everyone at whedonesque disagrees with me.

Also! Just in case someone missed it, this thread (and yes, you have to read all the comments, since that's where the fun is) might be the greatest thread in the history of lj. Just sayin'.

Thank y'all so much for going with the Three Sentence Fic-a-Thon. It's making me really, really happy, and there's some great, great, great fic being written. Keep it up!

There's gonna be a sexy man on your TV tonightmaybe not tonight? I am amused already.

Honestly, the Caprica pilot didn't thrill me (I didn't really like many of the characters, TBH, and the ones I didn't like are not awesome enough to hate or anything), but I am in the minority. So I'm gonna watch it anyways (I love me some Jane Espenson!) and I look forward to any of y'all's thoughts.

TV!

Also, is it crazy that I'm already worried about what Enver Gjokaj's going to do next? I mean, I think he's talented enough to be a huge movie star, but I'd much rather have him on a really good TV show where I can watch him every week. I like the idea we were throwing around on whedonesque about him playing every character in some show. YES PLEASE.

Maybe Jane Espenson will hire him? I think he could easily play part of the mafia the Adamas are all entangled in. He could be all conflicted and stuff! It would be epic!

That should happen.

Yuletide = panic. I just don't know about this, y'all. I just don't know.

Meeting up with high school friends (including childhood BFF who I haven't seen in like three years and who just got engaged to a guy I've never met and who I suspect is a completely different person now and I will have nothing in common with) = weird. We'll see.

Trying to get all of my fic into the AO3 = TEDIOUS. Why do I use so many italics? Why oh why oh why?

BFF having gone back to her hometown for Christmas = SUUUUUCK.

Most of the people I know (most of my friends are either still students or have become teachers) getting like a month off for break while I get two days = SUUUUCK X 1000.

Trying to get all of my life together and be an adult so that I can move out of the house = SCARY AS HELL. AS HELL. ASK DEAN WINCHESTER. AND ANGEL. THEY KNOW. HELL IS SCARY YO.

Not having gotten presents yet = not that bad, surprisingly. I don't give to many people. I just gift with my time.

Meeting up with future roommate to chat = kinda fun, even though I spent the whole time wondering what her reaction will be when she figures out how big of a geek I am.

Spending lots of time at work on the TV Tropes Wiki = WIN.

Me failing at lj by not replying to seven zillion comments = typical. But still made of fail.

Dollhouse = conflicted. Again.

But!

ENVER = LOOOOOVE. Also Topher = getting more awesome and lovable with each subsequent episode.

Yeah. That's about all the math I know.

...my plan for making Dollhouse awesome (inspired by anythingbutgrey):

Topher's been totally freaked out about what's going on at Rossum, and when he finds out that they're using his device, he decides to take off, so that they can't force him to come up with anything else for them to misuse. As an attempt to make amends, he decides to restore Priya and help her bust out, too. Except that, of course, she won't go anywhere without Victor, so Topher has to restore him, too. Once out, our two Actives with their memories back decide the thing to do is try to take the dollhouses down, and they enlist a reluctant Topher (who has brought the chair along with him) to help.

So the rest of the show is Priya and Real!Victor (NAME, JOSS) getting imprinted with various skills to plan a takedown of Rossum. Topher keeps threatening to leave and having moral crises, Priya's dealing with the whole Nolen thing (ANGST ALERT), and Real!Victor's dealing with whatever baggage he brought along with him (I assume it's a lot. This is Joss, after all. I have two main theories, and hopefully they'll be confirmed or proven wrong soon. VICTOR-CENTRIC EPISODE NOW, PLEASE, JOSS).

Meanwhile, they form a tentative alliance with FBI agents played by Mark A. Shepperd and Jonathan Woodward (WHERE IS HE, JOSS? You know I've been waiting since you said you were working on a new show!) and the lady who played Loomis in S1. And they're all trying to catch Alpha, which means many guest-starring-s by Alan Tudyk. And Claire/Whiskey comes back and we get lots of intense scenes between her and Topher. And Bennett! Sometimes there's Bennett! Maybe she and Alpha team up or something! And maybe Boyd can show up now and then if he promises to be cool again and not boring. And if Adelle ever decides to start acting like Adelle again, she can come back, too.

And SMG should guest star. Often.

y/y?