entirely ruined her disposition with books

I am annoyed with myself that I didn't think of this BEFORE I posted my Fall Fandom Free-for-all requests.

Because I have now decided that the thing I want most in the world is a fic where Amy and Rory are settled down and living just a normal life but they're both (especially Amy) just sort of itchy for something to happen and then some sort of aliens invade and Martha and Mickey show up to save the day and then the Ponds and the Smith-Joneses team up and become the ultimate!married-couple!alien-fighter-squad. And then maybe they meet Donna, who's been kind of Sarah Jane-ing it herself, because she can't help noticing that Things Are Not Normal in the world, but she still doesn't remember anything but she can't help but try to help people, and she joins the team. And River drops in sometimes and Amy gets to give her lectures involving the words "young lady!" but also they get to be silly badass women together and River is totally a daddy's girl (because nothing's better than Rory and River bonding), and obviously Eleven drops in now and then, too, and there's much Eleven-and-River banter and also silliness. And eventually the couples both have kids and Amy and Rory's son ends up marrying Martha and Mickey's daughter and they become the next generation of the ultimate!married-couple!alien-fighter-squad, obviously teaming up with a grown-up Alfie-aka-Stormaggedon who has obviously married Gwen and Rhys's daughter (I don't even watch Torchwood, how do I know about this? I love you, fandom osmosis). Obviously.

And if Sally Sparrow wanted to show up sometimes and if somehow Rita from "The God Complex" hadn't actually died (or, like, an alternate version of her from another universe shows up or something) and they both join the team, I wouldn't complain at all about that, either.


UUUUGH BRAIN STOP GIVING ME AWESOME IDEAS THAT WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPEN MY LIFE IS A LIFE OF DISSATISFACTION I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I SPELLED THAT RIGHT I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS.