entirely ruined her disposition with books

I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW SO SO ANGRY.

THE BED AND GIANT SWEATERS AND BARE FEET AND COLLARBONES AND I HATE EVERYTHING.

+ You know what sucks? When you are suddenly ~overcome with OTP feels, but there's so little fic written about your OTP that you have to go read your own. Yes, I am rereading shoot to kill because I am having WooYeol feels (DRAGON/SLAYER, PRINCE/KNIGHT) and I just reread The Art of Freeloading so there's very, very little for me to read. WHY DO MORE PEOPLE NOT WRITE MY OTP????

+ But you know what's awesome? madcap_shiny just finished Shut Up! Flower Boy Band and sent me a message this weekend that was hundreds of words of capslock abuse and it was the most beautiful thing and now aerintine is watching it too and sometimes posting her feels and I AM SO DELIGHTED. I could not be happier! I am going to make a post about how y'all should all watch it. It's going to be great.

+ Apropos of nothing, sometimes I think about that time at Spuffycon when Verity read us her little Vampire Diaries fic that she wrote without having ever seen an episode and how she pronounced Stefan’s name like Stefon on SNL and how none of us corrected her because it was way more awesome that way.

That was amazing.

I hope y'all had good weekends. Mondays suck, but may something lovely happen to you today!

Y'all.

I just read an Infinite fic that was a Firefly!AU and Sunggyu is so Mal it hurts and Sungjong is the mechanic, but that's not the focus of the fic because it's Sungyeol/Myungsoo and I can't believe this exists.

Nothing makes me happier when my fandoms get crossed over.

THE UNIVERSE LOVES ME.

Because there's a ficathon for Asian fandoms! That didn't even know existed! parallelsfic. SO I MIGHT GET SOME KDRAMA FANFICTION. I AM SO EXCITED.

THE UNIVERSE LOVES ME.

Because there's a ficathon for Asian fandoms! That didn't even know existed! parallelsfic. SO I MIGHT GET SOME KDRAMA FANFICTION. I AM SO EXCITED.

"Darth Vader was a Nazi?"

Y'ALL I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR A SHOW TO MAKE THAT JOKE. REASON 4,371 THAT HAPPY ENDINGS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER.

Y'ALL SHOULD DOOOO THIIIIS. Just think about it: there are so many guys who need to get knocked-up in fiction. Aeryn should totally knock up Crichton. Dean and Sherlock should get knocked up (by Jo or Bela or Ruby and by Irene or Molly) to see how they would freak the hell out. Angel should get knocked up with Connor in an AU wherein Darla doesn't have to die and the cycle of misogyny on AtS never gets going. What if guys can get pregnant in the future and Wash and Zoe decide that Wash should be the one to carry the baby because it's less dangerous for him to do it than Zoe? Mickey and Martha having badass babies and Mickey being soooo confused by being the one who gets pregnant! Or Rory and Amy OR Eleven and River conceiving on the TARDIS and it makes the guy have a baby (maybe because the TARDIS thinks Rory is pretty? I DON'T KNOW. STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED). Damon should have a prophecy!baby (by Katherine, preferrably) because WHY NOT? MULDER SHOULD BE PREGNANT RIGHT NOW AND SCULLY CAN SMIRK AND ROLL HER EYES WHEN HE WHINES. WHAT IF GAIUS BALTAR HAD SIX'S BABY INSTEAD OF SIX HAVING TIGH'S BABY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW CYLONS ROLL, YO????? Or, in the world's most ultimate crack!fic, Matthew's miraculous recovery leads to things working a bit strangely and Mary (or Lavinia because: DARLING GIRL) gets him hella pregnant and everyone at Downton freaks out but Cora is like, "Well, at least we're gonna have an heir."

These are all things I want to see happen. So you should write them for me. Look at the picture of the pretty man with the adorable baby. How can you possibly say no to that?

Y’all, I really, really want the Damon/Katherine one. Really, really, really bad. Really bad.

Y'ALL SHOULD DOOOO THIIIIS. Just think about it: there are so many guys who need to get knocked-up in fiction. Aeryn should totally knock up Crichton. Dean and Sherlock should get knocked up (by Jo or Bela or Ruby and by Irene or Molly) to see how they would freak the hell out. Angel should get knocked up with Connor in an AU wherein Darla doesn't have to die and the cycle of misogyny on AtS never gets going. What if guys can get pregnant in the future and Wash and Zoe decide that Wash should be the one to carry the baby because it's less dangerous for him to do it than Zoe? Mickey and Martha having badass babies and Mickey being soooo confused by being the one who gets pregnant! Or Rory and Amy OR Eleven and River conceiving on the TARDIS and it makes the guy have a baby (maybe because the TARDIS thinks Rory is pretty? I DON'T KNOW. STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED). Damon should have a prophecy!baby (by Katherine, preferrably) because WHY NOT? MULDER SHOULD BE PREGNANT RIGHT NOW AND SCULLY CAN SMIRK AND ROLL HER EYES WHEN HE WHINES. WHAT IF GAIUS BALTAR HAD SIX'S BABY INSTEAD OF SIX HAVING TIGH'S BABY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW CYLONS ROLL, YO????? Or, in the world's most ultimate crack!fic, Matthew's miraculous recovery leads to things working a bit strangely and Mary (or Lavinia because: DARLING GIRL) gets him hella pregnant and everyone at Downton freaks out but Cora is like, "Well, at least we're gonna have an heir."

These are all things I want to see happen. So you should write them for me. Look at the picture of the pretty man with the adorable baby. How can you possibly say no to that?

Y’all, I really, really want the Damon/Katherine one. Really, really, really bad. Really bad.

I got my rarewomen assignment and I am SO EXCITED. I got two fandoms I know well enough to write for, and even though I'm definitely leaning towards a certain character at this point, I'm pleased that should I get stuck, I have other characters I could explore.

I have to refrain from using an icon from either of said fandoms. It is taking a lot of self-control.

Anyway: yay!

Y'all.

Y'all.

Look at this track list for the Hunger Games soundtrack:

1 Taylor Swift (Feat. The Civil Wars) – “Safe & Sound”
02 Taylor Swift – “Eyes Wide Open”
03 Arcade Fire – “Abraham’s Daughter”
04 Kid Cudi – “The Ruler & The Killer”
05 Miranda Lambert (Feat. Pistol Annies) – “Run Daddy Run”
06 The Civil Wars – “Kingdom Come”
07 The Decemberists – “One Engine”
08 Glen Hansard – “Take the Heartland”
09 The Low Anthem – “Lover is Childlike”
10 Punch Brothers – “Dark Days”
11 Secret Sisters – “Tomorrow Will Be Kinder”
12 Birdy – “Just a Game”
13 Ella Mae Bowen – “Oh Come & Sing”
14 Jayme Dee – “Rules”
15 Carolina Chocolate Drops – “Reaping Day”
16 Neko Case – “Give Me Something I’ll Remember”

THE CAROLINA CHOCOLATE DROPS. ON THE SAME ALBUM AS THE CIVIL WARS. AND GLEN HANSARD. AND THE DECEMBERISTS. AND EVEN MIRANDA LAMBERT.* WHAT IS THIS?

Although it feels a little strange that there's no Allison Krauss. Maybe she was too busy?

*And okay, maybe I haven't really liked her albums since the first one which was awesome, but I am still fond of her in ways that don't make any sense.