esoterica:

[lirazel]

Y'ALL SHOULD DOOOO THIIIIS. Just think about it: there are so many guys who need to get knocked-up in fiction. Aeryn should totally knock up Crichton. Dean and Sherlock should get knocked up (by Jo or Bela or Ruby and by Irene or Molly) to see how they would freak the hell out. Angel should get knocked up with Connor in an AU wherein Darla doesn't have to die and the cycle of misogyny on AtS never gets going. What if guys can get pregnant in the future and Wash and Zoe decide that Wash should be the one to carry the baby because it's less dangerous for him to do it than Zoe? Mickey and Martha having badass babies and Mickey being soooo confused by being the one who gets pregnant! Or Rory and Amy OR Eleven and River conceiving on the TARDIS and it makes the guy have a baby (maybe because the TARDIS thinks Rory is pretty? I DON'T KNOW. STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED). Damon should have a prophecy!baby (by Katherine, preferrably) because WHY NOT? MULDER SHOULD BE PREGNANT RIGHT NOW AND SCULLY CAN SMIRK AND ROLL HER EYES WHEN HE WHINES. WHAT IF GAIUS BALTAR HAD SIX'S BABY INSTEAD OF SIX HAVING TIGH'S BABY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW CYLONS ROLL, YO????? Or, in the world's most ultimate crack!fic, Matthew's miraculous recovery leads to things working a bit strangely and Mary (or Lavinia because: DARLING GIRL) gets him hella pregnant and everyone at Downton freaks out but Cora is like, "Well, at least we're gonna have an heir."

These are all things I want to see happen. So you should write them for me. Look at the picture of the pretty man with the adorable baby. How can you possibly say no to that?

Y’all, I really, really want the Damon/Katherine one. Really, really, really bad. Really bad.

Comments

rdamnor part,

[(Anonymous)]

First of all, this is just straight-up...yeah.

And also...het only?

Really?

Okay then.

Re: rdamnor part,

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

It's het because nearly all the mpreg out there is slash and someone wanted some that involves women.

What is this comment supposed to accomplish? I really, really wish that people would stop leaving passive-aggressively anonymous comments on my various journals and blogs. I would count it as a personal favor if people didn't do that anymore.

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Damon should have a prophecy!baby because he would own being a pushy, bitchy, put upon pregnant person if it were to save the world. He'd do it, but for a price and he still wouldn't be happy about it. It could be hilarious.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

IT WOULD BE SO GLORIOUS. I really can't imagine a scenario in which it wouldn't be the Best Thing I Have Ever Read.

[snickfic]

I love the way you think. Yes. I want ALLLL of these. I did not even know how much I needed Matthew/Lavinia mpreg until right this moment. Because Lady Violet's response would be pretty much exactly the same as her response to every single other foolish modern notion. And Matthew would be sooo humiliated; every time anyone mentioned anything to him about it, he'd be all, "Oh, God."

And of course Baltar ends up in the family way? Because why WOULDN'T the cylons try that, I ask you?

And your Wash/Zoe scenario is so totally plausible, because if the tech exists to carry around extra organs like Jonathan Woodward did in that episode, then WHY NOT?

And, yeah, HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY SAY NO TO THAT?

ETA: You could totally leave some/all of these over on the prompt post, if you felt like it.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

I suddenly just exploded with ideas. I don't even know where they came from!

Because Lady Violet's response would be pretty much exactly the same as her response to every single other foolish modern notion. And Matthew would be sooo humiliated; every time anyone mentioned anything to him about it, he'd be all, "Oh, God."

I know! I wonder if we could convince dollsome to write it....

There's a prompt post? I WILL BE ALL OVER THAT.

[snickfic]

I know! I wonder if we could convince dollsome to write it....

YES PLEASE.

Also, go you, rocking, the prompt post. \o/

[next_to_normal]

and everyone at Downton freaks out but Cora is like, "Well, at least we're gonna have an heir."

I very nearly spit carrots all over my computer screen at this.

I love all your ideas.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know Cora would just go with it.

Thank you! I had quite a lot of fun thinking them up!

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww, curse you, now I want this pregnant!Damon, he would be GLORIOUS! And I don't even like mpreg! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

HE WOULD BE SO ROYALLY PISSED, AND ALSO HIS DOCTOR WOULD FORBID HIM TO OVEREXERCISE HIMSELF! WHICH MEANS NO HEART-RIPPING, AND NO CLEANING THE HOUSE!

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

See, that's how mpreg reels you in! I didn't like it initially either, but then snickfic wrote gen Spike-is-pregnant fic and suddenly I like it! Damon could do the same for you!

HE WOULD BE SO ROYALLY PISSED, AND ALSO HIS DOCTOR WOULD FORBID HIM TO OVEREXERCISE HIMSELF! WHICH MEANS NO HEART-RIPPING, AND NO CLEANING THE HOUSE!


SOMEONE HAS TO WRITE THIS FOR US.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

I AM TEMPTED TO WRITE IT MYSELF. Seriously, just to see the ensemble mocking him for his pissiness. Stefan would have a marathon of AtS episodes with pregnant!Darla just to troll Damon and his "Vampires can't procreate". And imagine ALL THE BOURBON Alaric would have to drink himself!

Ok, since I have to write an essay today, I will use this ficathon as a carrot. NO SIGNING UP UNTIL I'M DONE WITH THE ACTUAL WORK.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES YES YES TO EVERYTHING!

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

SIGNING UP

dear lord.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

I judge myself.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

HEE!