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Let's say I wanted to move to Guam (because it's nice and warm!). Could I just pack up and move there the way I can to any state in the union? Do I need some sort of special permission to do it? Do I have to have a passport to travel there? HOW DOES THIS WORK?

(I really wish I was in Guam. DIE WINTER.)

[eta] Wait a minute, no I don't:

Due to the diminished bird population, Guam is said to have 40 times more spiders than neighboring islands, as there are not as many birds on the island to eat the spiders.

DAMN YOU, BROWN TREE SNAKES!