if they're the batman and robin of writing, i'm like the moist from dr. horrible of writing

HOW DO YOU PLOT? HOW HOW HOW? How do you fill up all the pages between the Big Climactic Moments and the Little Significantly Emotional Moments? Like, what is all of that in between? I do not even know. Novel-writing is hard, you guys! Why do I have to want to write novels more than anything? Why can't my goal in life be something easy? Like sleeping the most? Because I have already attained that goal! Or watching the most television? Because I think I am pretty close! No! It has to be novel-writing! With the hardness and the plotting that I can't do! Ugh!

*goes off to try to outline, knowing I will fail*


[eta] This may not seem to have anything to do with this post, but it does because I found it doing research for my novel, and y'all should read this. OMG I LOVE PEOPLE.

if they're the batman and robin of writing, i'm like the moist from dr. horrible of writing

HOW DO YOU PLOT? HOW HOW HOW? How do you fill up all the pages between the Big Climactic Moments and the Little Significantly Emotional Moments? Like, what is all of that in between? I do not even know. Novel-writing is hard, you guys! Why do I have to want to write novels more than anything? Why can't my goal in life be something easy? Like sleeping the most? Because I have already attained that goal! Or watching the most television? Because I think I am pretty close! No! It has to be novel-writing! With the hardness and the plotting that I can't do! Ugh!

*goes off to try to outline, knowing I will fail*


[eta] This may not seem to have anything to do with this post, but it does because I found it doing research for my novel, and y'all should read this. OMG I LOVE PEOPLE.

if they're the batman and robin of writing, i'm like the moist from dr. horrible of writing

HOW DO YOU PLOT? HOW HOW HOW? How do you fill up all the pages between the Big Climactic Moments and the Little Significantly Emotional Moments? Like, what is all of that in between? I do not even know. Novel-writing is hard, you guys! Why do I have to want to write novels more than anything? Why can't my goal in life be something easy? Like sleeping the most? Because I have already attained that goal! Or watching the most television? Because I think I am pretty close! No! It has to be novel-writing! With the hardness and the plotting that I can't do! Ugh!

*goes off to try to outline, knowing I will fail*


[eta] This may not seem to have anything to do with this post, but it does because I found it doing research for my novel, and y'all should read this. OMG I LOVE PEOPLE.