Hanging out on your tumblr and reblogging things and flailing in tags has been FABULOUS. I am having a ball. Never knew tumblr could be so fun, tbh. I will just continue to copy all your posts and be ridiculous, y/y?
STK!verse: Would love to see what the boys are up to another 6 months down the line - maybe they get to take a little vacation, all 7 of them, and WooYeol takes a side trip wherein everything goes wrong.
Some shag-or-die situation (because I have no shame). IDK what the plot would be, but. Trapped in a cave. Shag or die. I'm not above your standard hypothermia scenario.
Sungyeol gets seriously injured during a performance and Woohyun is the only one of them with a free enough schedule to be his nurse. Much whining and complaining from all concerned.
The members are in a foreign country on tour and because they don't speak the language, Woo and Yeol's taxi goes awry instead of making it to the airport. Everyone else including the managers (who have everyone's paperwork) inadvertently leave without them. They're stranded and lost in a strange country and have to work together figure out how to get home.
AU: Sungyeol is Woohyun's new teaching assistant at the high school. Woohyun takes his work very seriously but Sungyeol is as choding as the students and drives woohyun up the wall.
The members hatch another plan to escape for the day a la sesame player, and Woo/Yeol are voted to stay behind this time. What do they talk about and what do they get up to while everyone else is gone?
Sungyeol and Woohyun used to date in college but they broke up when Sungyeol fell for a girl in his graduate program and broke Woohyun's heart. It's now some years later and Sungyeol is divorced and has a baby. He moves into a new apartment with his child, and Woohyun discovers that his new neighbor, with whom he shares a balcony, is none other than Sungyeol.
Yay! I'm so pleased you're having fun because that means you'll keep doing it and I can keep having fun, too, because it's so, so fun! Yay yay yay!
Also I discovered pervingoninfinite because of you and now I HATEHATEHATE you because that was so exactly what I didn't need in my life omg.
I definitely do at least one to try to do the Misfits AU at some point, but definitely not until the beginning of next year. That's too much for me to start on now.
THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD. And so likely to end up multi-chapter because they're just too good! Ugh! I do not have time for that now!
I have never written shag-or-die! And I am now discovering one of the true weaknesses of non-genre canons, because with Buffy or whatever, all you have to do is say DEMONS MAKE THEM DO IT. It's so easy to come up with a shag-or-die scenario! ALIEN SEX POLLEN OKAY? IT'S PON FARR. WHATEVER. But when you're in the real world it's so much harder to figure it out! What if I wrote it though? IDEK. Remember when I never wrote anything about PG-13? WHEN DID I BECOME SOMEONE WHO WRITES PORN?
Also I discovered pervingoninfinite because of you and now I HATEHATEHATE you because that was so exactly what I didn't need in my life omg.
RIGHT? It's criminal. Did you see this one? I can't figure out how to reblog them from inside their blog - there's nothing to click on but I NEED THIS.
I have never written shag-or-die! And I am now discovering one of the true weaknesses of non-genre canons, because with Buffy or whatever, all you have to do is say DEMONS MAKE THEM DO IT. It's so easy to come up with a shag-or-die scenario! ALIEN SEX POLLEN OKAY? IT'S PON FARR. WHATEVER. But when you're in the real world it's so much harder to figure it out!
Yeah that's the rub - how do you get a real world shag-or-die situation to be believable? That's why all I can think of is some scenario where they have to huddle together for warmth or something lol. Lost in a blizzard and finding shelter and needing to get naked - that sort of thing. I really have no idea. But. IT SHOULD EXIST IN SOME FASHION.
What if I wrote it though? IDEK. Remember when I never wrote anything about PG-13? WHEN DID I BECOME SOMEONE WHO WRITES PORN?
How the mighty have fallen, tbh. lol j/k. ALWAYS TRY NEW PORNY THINGS. It's the only way you'll grow as a perv writer.
So maybe I should give you some more fic-a-thon-ish prompts too? Since it sounds like you want to do a one shot?
Regardless, I've been reading Siken again and here have this:
And his hands? His hands keep turning into birds and flying away from him. Him being you. Yes. Do you love yourself? I don't have to answer that. It should matter. He has a body but it doesn't matter, clean sheets but it doesn't matter. This is where he trots out his sadness. Little black cloud, little black umbrella.
His hands keep turning into birds, and his hands keep flying away from him. Eventually the birds must land.
That blog should seriously be illegal. I scrolled through the whole thing and now I'm like Darcy in that Hark! A Vagrant: now I will sit here consumed with lust for the rest of the evening. THEY'RE ALL SO GORGEOUS.
I DID SEE THAT ONE. *dead*
And I can't figure out how to reblog, either, but that might be my browser here, so I'll check again when I get home and let you know when I figure it out.
Hypothermia is our only option, I suppose. Unless you want to go super-twisted and have someone put a gun to their head and demand, but that's just wrong.
Woohyun and Sungyeol get called up at the same time (are they "called up" in Korea? idk how it works with their service) and are placed in the same unit for their military service. It's exactly zero fun to be there, and when conflict breaks out with the North & China they get trapped behind enemy lines, they only have each other to rely on.
The writer noonas announce that the fans are clamoring for a new fanservice couple: WooYeol. They start writing silly dialogue and placing Yeol and Namu into embarrassing situations from which they cannot seem to extricate themselves. So they hatch a crazy plan to take it WAY too far in front of the cameras, to stick it to the noonas and the manager hyungs. the fallout is epic - and oops were there actual FEELINGS and now what are they supposed to do since the fans want MORE?
Threesome with Sunggyu, Sungyeol, and Woohyun wherein Woohyun is dating them both (and wants them to want each other, which, NO WAY R U SERIOUS I HATE THAT GUY) but they want him to choose. Poor Namu, caught between two such frustrating boyfriends.
Myungsoo is the serial killer known as L (like in his drama sort of only minus the weird blonde wig). Sungyeol is the star of TV's most popular drama. L becomes obsessed with Sungyeol after watching his show and starts stalking him, watching his every move and leaving him grisly presents as a sign of his 'affection.' Woohyun is the detective assigned to protect Sungyeol from the killer, after a very near miss with Sungyeol's roommate Sungjong results in the former's panicked call to the police. The rest of the detective team, Woohyun's partner Dongwoo, and the lead detective Sunggyu & his partner Hoya, continue to investigate & hunt the killer while Woohyun stays with Yeol (or maybe takes him to live with him in his apartment or something?). MURDEROUS CAPERS AFOOT AND THEN THEY FALL IN LUST LOVE.
I LIKE THIS IDEA MOST OF ALL. I LIKE EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT IT. Why won't people write me these fics? Why do I have to write them in order for them to exist?
\o/ WE HAVE A POSSIBLE WINNER!!!!!! I WILL HOLD MY BREATH FOR JANUARY.
YAYTIMES.
I'm sorry no one will write them for you, but not sorry because no one could possibly write them better than you so you should do it.
You're the shit; accept your fate essentially. :D
Here have some more WooYeol feels via Mr. Siken:
You could drown in those eyes, I said. The fact of his pulse, the way he pulled his body in, out of shyness or shame or a desire, not to disturb the air around him. Everyone could see the way his muscles worked, the way we look like animals, his skin barely keeping him inside. I wanted to take him home and rough him up and get my hands inside him, drive my body into his like a crash test car. I wanted to be wanted and he was very beautiful, kissed with his eyes closed, and only felt good while moving. You could drown in those eyes, I said, so it's summer, so it's suicide, so we're helpless in sleep and struggling at the bottom of the pool.
Threesome with Sunggyu, Sungyeol, and Woohyun wherein Woohyun is dating them both (and wants them to want each other, which, NO WAY R U SERIOUS I HATE THAT GUY) but they want him to choose. Poor Namu, caught between two such frustrating boyfriends.
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yourtumblr and reblogging things and flailing in tags has been FABULOUS. I am having a ball. Never knew tumblr could be so fun, tbh. I will just continue to copy all your posts and be ridiculous, y/y?STK!verse: Would love to see what the boys are up to another 6 months down the line - maybe they get to take a little vacation, all 7 of them, and WooYeol takes a side trip wherein everything goes wrong.
Some shag-or-die situation (because I have no shame). IDK what the plot would be, but. Trapped in a cave. Shag or die. I'm not above your standard hypothermia scenario.
Sungyeol gets seriously injured during a performance and Woohyun is the only one of them with a free enough schedule to be his nurse. Much whining and complaining from all concerned.
The members are in a foreign country on tour and because they don't speak the language, Woo and Yeol's taxi goes awry instead of making it to the airport. Everyone else including the managers (who have everyone's paperwork) inadvertently leave without them. They're stranded and lost in a strange country and have to work together figure out how to get home.
AU: Sungyeol is Woohyun's new teaching assistant at the high school. Woohyun takes his work very seriously but Sungyeol is as choding as the students and drives woohyun up the wall.
The members hatch another plan to escape for the day a la sesame player, and Woo/Yeol are voted to stay behind this time. What do they talk about and what do they get up to while everyone else is gone?
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I kind of love this way, way too much. This threatens to be multi-chapter, too! Curses!
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Also I discovered pervingoninfinite because of you and now I HATEHATEHATE you because that was so exactly what I didn't need in my life omg.I definitely do at least one to try to do the Misfits AU at some point, but definitely not until the beginning of next year. That's too much for me to start on now.
THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD. And so likely to end up multi-chapter because they're just too good! Ugh! I do not have time for that now!
I have never written shag-or-die! And I am now discovering one of the true weaknesses of non-genre canons, because with Buffy or whatever, all you have to do is say DEMONS MAKE THEM DO IT. It's so easy to come up with a shag-or-die scenario! ALIEN SEX POLLEN OKAY? IT'S PON FARR. WHATEVER. But when you're in the real world it's so much harder to figure it out!
What if I wrote it though? IDEK. Remember when I never wrote anything about PG-13? WHEN DID I BECOME SOMEONE WHO WRITES PORN?no subject
Also I discovered pervingoninfinite because of you and now I HATEHATEHATE you because that was so exactly what I didn't need in my life omg.RIGHT? It's criminal. Did you see this one? I can't figure out how to reblog them from inside their blog - there's nothing to click on but I NEED THIS.
I have never written shag-or-die! And I am now discovering one of the true weaknesses of non-genre canons, because with Buffy or whatever, all you have to do is say DEMONS MAKE THEM DO IT. It's so easy to come up with a shag-or-die scenario! ALIEN SEX POLLEN OKAY? IT'S PON FARR. WHATEVER. But when you're in the real world it's so much harder to figure it out!
Yeah that's the rub - how do you get a real world shag-or-die situation to be believable? That's why all I can think of is some scenario where they have to huddle together for warmth or something lol. Lost in a blizzard and finding shelter and needing to get naked - that sort of thing. I really have no idea. But. IT SHOULD EXIST IN SOME FASHION.
What if I wrote it though? IDEK. Remember when I never wrote anything about PG-13? WHEN DID I BECOME SOMEONE WHO WRITES PORN?How the mighty have fallen, tbh. lol j/k. ALWAYS TRY NEW
PORNYTHINGS. It's the only way you'll grow as apervwriter.So maybe I should give you some more fic-a-thon-ish prompts too? Since it sounds like you want to do a one shot?
Regardless, I've been reading Siken again and here have this:
And his hands?
His hands keep turning into birds and
flying away from him. Him being you.
Yes. Do you love yourself? I don't have to
answer that. It should matter. He has a
body but it doesn't matter, clean sheets
but it doesn't matter. This is
where he trots out his sadness. Little black
cloud, little black umbrella.
His hands keep turning into
birds, and his hands keep flying away
from him.
Eventually the birds must land.
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I DID SEE THAT ONE. *dead*
And I can't figure out how to reblog, either, but that might be my browser here, so I'll check again when I get home and let you know when I figure it out.
Hypothermia is our only option, I suppose. Unless you want to go super-twisted and have someone put a gun to their head and demand, but that's just wrong.
UUUUGH SIKEN. ALL THE FEELINGS.
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Woohyun and Sungyeol get called up at the same time (are they "called up" in Korea? idk how it works with their service) and are placed in the same unit for their military service. It's exactly zero fun to be there, and when conflict breaks out with the North & China they get trapped behind enemy lines, they only have each other to rely on.
The writer noonas announce that the fans are clamoring for a new fanservice couple: WooYeol. They start writing silly dialogue and placing Yeol and Namu into embarrassing situations from which they cannot seem to extricate themselves. So they hatch a crazy plan to take it WAY too far in front of the cameras, to stick it to the noonas and the manager hyungs. the fallout is epic - and oops were there actual FEELINGS and now what are they supposed to do since the fans want MORE?
Threesome with Sunggyu, Sungyeol, and Woohyun wherein Woohyun is dating them both (and wants them to want each other, which, NO WAY R U SERIOUS I HATE THAT GUY) but they want him to choose. Poor Namu, caught between two such frustrating boyfriends.
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(Also: that last one made me laugh so hard.)
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Here's another that popped into my head:
Myungsoo is the serial killer known as L (like in his drama sort of only minus the weird blonde wig). Sungyeol is the star of TV's most popular drama. L becomes obsessed with Sungyeol after watching his show and starts stalking him, watching his every move and leaving him grisly presents as a sign of his 'affection.' Woohyun is the detective assigned to protect Sungyeol from the killer, after a very near miss with Sungyeol's roommate Sungjong results in the former's panicked call to the police. The rest of the detective team, Woohyun's partner Dongwoo, and the lead detective Sunggyu & his partner Hoya, continue to investigate & hunt the killer while Woohyun stays with Yeol (or maybe takes him to live with him in his apartment or something?). MURDEROUS CAPERS AFOOT AND THEN THEY FALL IN
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This might be my big January project.no subject
YAYTIMES.
I'm sorry no one will write them for you, but not sorry because no one could possibly write them better than you so you should do it.
You're the shit; accept your fate essentially. :D
Here have some more WooYeol feels via Mr. Siken:
You could drown in those eyes, I said.
The fact of his pulse,
the way he pulled his body in, out of shyness or shame or a desire,
not to disturb the air around him.
Everyone could see the way his muscles worked,
the way we look like animals,
his skin barely keeping him inside.
I wanted to take him home
and rough him up and get my hands inside him, drive my body into his
like a crash test car.
I wanted to be wanted and he was
very beautiful, kissed with his eyes closed, and only felt good while moving.
You could drown in those eyes, I said,
so it's summer, so it's suicide,
so we're helpless in sleep and struggling at the bottom of the pool.
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WHAT EVEN?!!?!
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