Woohyun and Sungyeol get called up at the same time (are they "called up" in Korea? idk how it works with their service) and are placed in the same unit for their military service. It's exactly zero fun to be there, and when conflict breaks out with the North & China they get trapped behind enemy lines, they only have each other to rely on.
The writer noonas announce that the fans are clamoring for a new fanservice couple: WooYeol. They start writing silly dialogue and placing Yeol and Namu into embarrassing situations from which they cannot seem to extricate themselves. So they hatch a crazy plan to take it WAY too far in front of the cameras, to stick it to the noonas and the manager hyungs. the fallout is epic - and oops were there actual FEELINGS and now what are they supposed to do since the fans want MORE?
Threesome with Sunggyu, Sungyeol, and Woohyun wherein Woohyun is dating them both (and wants them to want each other, which, NO WAY R U SERIOUS I HATE THAT GUY) but they want him to choose. Poor Namu, caught between two such frustrating boyfriends.
Myungsoo is the serial killer known as L (like in his drama sort of only minus the weird blonde wig). Sungyeol is the star of TV's most popular drama. L becomes obsessed with Sungyeol after watching his show and starts stalking him, watching his every move and leaving him grisly presents as a sign of his 'affection.' Woohyun is the detective assigned to protect Sungyeol from the killer, after a very near miss with Sungyeol's roommate Sungjong results in the former's panicked call to the police. The rest of the detective team, Woohyun's partner Dongwoo, and the lead detective Sunggyu & his partner Hoya, continue to investigate & hunt the killer while Woohyun stays with Yeol (or maybe takes him to live with him in his apartment or something?). MURDEROUS CAPERS AFOOT AND THEN THEY FALL IN LUST LOVE.
I LIKE THIS IDEA MOST OF ALL. I LIKE EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT IT. Why won't people write me these fics? Why do I have to write them in order for them to exist?
\o/ WE HAVE A POSSIBLE WINNER!!!!!! I WILL HOLD MY BREATH FOR JANUARY.
YAYTIMES.
I'm sorry no one will write them for you, but not sorry because no one could possibly write them better than you so you should do it.
You're the shit; accept your fate essentially. :D
Here have some more WooYeol feels via Mr. Siken:
You could drown in those eyes, I said. The fact of his pulse, the way he pulled his body in, out of shyness or shame or a desire, not to disturb the air around him. Everyone could see the way his muscles worked, the way we look like animals, his skin barely keeping him inside. I wanted to take him home and rough him up and get my hands inside him, drive my body into his like a crash test car. I wanted to be wanted and he was very beautiful, kissed with his eyes closed, and only felt good while moving. You could drown in those eyes, I said, so it's summer, so it's suicide, so we're helpless in sleep and struggling at the bottom of the pool.
Threesome with Sunggyu, Sungyeol, and Woohyun wherein Woohyun is dating them both (and wants them to want each other, which, NO WAY R U SERIOUS I HATE THAT GUY) but they want him to choose. Poor Namu, caught between two such frustrating boyfriends.
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Woohyun and Sungyeol get called up at the same time (are they "called up" in Korea? idk how it works with their service) and are placed in the same unit for their military service. It's exactly zero fun to be there, and when conflict breaks out with the North & China they get trapped behind enemy lines, they only have each other to rely on.
The writer noonas announce that the fans are clamoring for a new fanservice couple: WooYeol. They start writing silly dialogue and placing Yeol and Namu into embarrassing situations from which they cannot seem to extricate themselves. So they hatch a crazy plan to take it WAY too far in front of the cameras, to stick it to the noonas and the manager hyungs. the fallout is epic - and oops were there actual FEELINGS and now what are they supposed to do since the fans want MORE?
Threesome with Sunggyu, Sungyeol, and Woohyun wherein Woohyun is dating them both (and wants them to want each other, which, NO WAY R U SERIOUS I HATE THAT GUY) but they want him to choose. Poor Namu, caught between two such frustrating boyfriends.
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(Also: that last one made me laugh so hard.)
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Here's another that popped into my head:
Myungsoo is the serial killer known as L (like in his drama sort of only minus the weird blonde wig). Sungyeol is the star of TV's most popular drama. L becomes obsessed with Sungyeol after watching his show and starts stalking him, watching his every move and leaving him grisly presents as a sign of his 'affection.' Woohyun is the detective assigned to protect Sungyeol from the killer, after a very near miss with Sungyeol's roommate Sungjong results in the former's panicked call to the police. The rest of the detective team, Woohyun's partner Dongwoo, and the lead detective Sunggyu & his partner Hoya, continue to investigate & hunt the killer while Woohyun stays with Yeol (or maybe takes him to live with him in his apartment or something?). MURDEROUS CAPERS AFOOT AND THEN THEY FALL IN
LUSTLOVE.no subject
This might be my big January project.no subject
YAYTIMES.
I'm sorry no one will write them for you, but not sorry because no one could possibly write them better than you so you should do it.
You're the shit; accept your fate essentially. :D
Here have some more WooYeol feels via Mr. Siken:
You could drown in those eyes, I said.
The fact of his pulse,
the way he pulled his body in, out of shyness or shame or a desire,
not to disturb the air around him.
Everyone could see the way his muscles worked,
the way we look like animals,
his skin barely keeping him inside.
I wanted to take him home
and rough him up and get my hands inside him, drive my body into his
like a crash test car.
I wanted to be wanted and he was
very beautiful, kissed with his eyes closed, and only felt good while moving.
You could drown in those eyes, I said,
so it's summer, so it's suicide,
so we're helpless in sleep and struggling at the bottom of the pool.
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WHAT EVEN?!!?!
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