OH NO. I'm so sorry! I hope you can beat it back soon!
I prefer plot suggestions, actually. More ambiguous prompts work great for comment fic-a-thons, but if I'm trying to write something with more substance I need something a bit more concrete. Throw ideas at me!
Also, I have been enjoying your presence on tumblr SO MUCH.
Hanging out on your tumblr and reblogging things and flailing in tags has been FABULOUS. I am having a ball. Never knew tumblr could be so fun, tbh. I will just continue to copy all your posts and be ridiculous, y/y?
STK!verse: Would love to see what the boys are up to another 6 months down the line - maybe they get to take a little vacation, all 7 of them, and WooYeol takes a side trip wherein everything goes wrong.
Some shag-or-die situation (because I have no shame). IDK what the plot would be, but. Trapped in a cave. Shag or die. I'm not above your standard hypothermia scenario.
Sungyeol gets seriously injured during a performance and Woohyun is the only one of them with a free enough schedule to be his nurse. Much whining and complaining from all concerned.
The members are in a foreign country on tour and because they don't speak the language, Woo and Yeol's taxi goes awry instead of making it to the airport. Everyone else including the managers (who have everyone's paperwork) inadvertently leave without them. They're stranded and lost in a strange country and have to work together figure out how to get home.
AU: Sungyeol is Woohyun's new teaching assistant at the high school. Woohyun takes his work very seriously but Sungyeol is as choding as the students and drives woohyun up the wall.
The members hatch another plan to escape for the day a la sesame player, and Woo/Yeol are voted to stay behind this time. What do they talk about and what do they get up to while everyone else is gone?
Sungyeol and Woohyun used to date in college but they broke up when Sungyeol fell for a girl in his graduate program and broke Woohyun's heart. It's now some years later and Sungyeol is divorced and has a baby. He moves into a new apartment with his child, and Woohyun discovers that his new neighbor, with whom he shares a balcony, is none other than Sungyeol.
Yay! I'm so pleased you're having fun because that means you'll keep doing it and I can keep having fun, too, because it's so, so fun! Yay yay yay!
Also I discovered pervingoninfinite because of you and now I HATEHATEHATE you because that was so exactly what I didn't need in my life omg.
I definitely do at least one to try to do the Misfits AU at some point, but definitely not until the beginning of next year. That's too much for me to start on now.
THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD. And so likely to end up multi-chapter because they're just too good! Ugh! I do not have time for that now!
I have never written shag-or-die! And I am now discovering one of the true weaknesses of non-genre canons, because with Buffy or whatever, all you have to do is say DEMONS MAKE THEM DO IT. It's so easy to come up with a shag-or-die scenario! ALIEN SEX POLLEN OKAY? IT'S PON FARR. WHATEVER. But when you're in the real world it's so much harder to figure it out! What if I wrote it though? IDEK. Remember when I never wrote anything about PG-13? WHEN DID I BECOME SOMEONE WHO WRITES PORN?
Also I discovered pervingoninfinite because of you and now I HATEHATEHATE you because that was so exactly what I didn't need in my life omg.
RIGHT? It's criminal. Did you see this one? I can't figure out how to reblog them from inside their blog - there's nothing to click on but I NEED THIS.
I have never written shag-or-die! And I am now discovering one of the true weaknesses of non-genre canons, because with Buffy or whatever, all you have to do is say DEMONS MAKE THEM DO IT. It's so easy to come up with a shag-or-die scenario! ALIEN SEX POLLEN OKAY? IT'S PON FARR. WHATEVER. But when you're in the real world it's so much harder to figure it out!
Yeah that's the rub - how do you get a real world shag-or-die situation to be believable? That's why all I can think of is some scenario where they have to huddle together for warmth or something lol. Lost in a blizzard and finding shelter and needing to get naked - that sort of thing. I really have no idea. But. IT SHOULD EXIST IN SOME FASHION.
What if I wrote it though? IDEK. Remember when I never wrote anything about PG-13? WHEN DID I BECOME SOMEONE WHO WRITES PORN?
How the mighty have fallen, tbh. lol j/k. ALWAYS TRY NEW PORNY THINGS. It's the only way you'll grow as a perv writer.
So maybe I should give you some more fic-a-thon-ish prompts too? Since it sounds like you want to do a one shot?
Regardless, I've been reading Siken again and here have this:
And his hands? His hands keep turning into birds and flying away from him. Him being you. Yes. Do you love yourself? I don't have to answer that. It should matter. He has a body but it doesn't matter, clean sheets but it doesn't matter. This is where he trots out his sadness. Little black cloud, little black umbrella.
His hands keep turning into birds, and his hands keep flying away from him. Eventually the birds must land.
That blog should seriously be illegal. I scrolled through the whole thing and now I'm like Darcy in that Hark! A Vagrant: now I will sit here consumed with lust for the rest of the evening. THEY'RE ALL SO GORGEOUS.
I DID SEE THAT ONE. *dead*
And I can't figure out how to reblog, either, but that might be my browser here, so I'll check again when I get home and let you know when I figure it out.
Hypothermia is our only option, I suppose. Unless you want to go super-twisted and have someone put a gun to their head and demand, but that's just wrong.
Woohyun and Sungyeol get called up at the same time (are they "called up" in Korea? idk how it works with their service) and are placed in the same unit for their military service. It's exactly zero fun to be there, and when conflict breaks out with the North & China they get trapped behind enemy lines, they only have each other to rely on.
The writer noonas announce that the fans are clamoring for a new fanservice couple: WooYeol. They start writing silly dialogue and placing Yeol and Namu into embarrassing situations from which they cannot seem to extricate themselves. So they hatch a crazy plan to take it WAY too far in front of the cameras, to stick it to the noonas and the manager hyungs. the fallout is epic - and oops were there actual FEELINGS and now what are they supposed to do since the fans want MORE?
Threesome with Sunggyu, Sungyeol, and Woohyun wherein Woohyun is dating them both (and wants them to want each other, which, NO WAY R U SERIOUS I HATE THAT GUY) but they want him to choose. Poor Namu, caught between two such frustrating boyfriends.
Myungsoo is the serial killer known as L (like in his drama sort of only minus the weird blonde wig). Sungyeol is the star of TV's most popular drama. L becomes obsessed with Sungyeol after watching his show and starts stalking him, watching his every move and leaving him grisly presents as a sign of his 'affection.' Woohyun is the detective assigned to protect Sungyeol from the killer, after a very near miss with Sungyeol's roommate Sungjong results in the former's panicked call to the police. The rest of the detective team, Woohyun's partner Dongwoo, and the lead detective Sunggyu & his partner Hoya, continue to investigate & hunt the killer while Woohyun stays with Yeol (or maybe takes him to live with him in his apartment or something?). MURDEROUS CAPERS AFOOT AND THEN THEY FALL IN LUST LOVE.
I LIKE THIS IDEA MOST OF ALL. I LIKE EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT IT. Why won't people write me these fics? Why do I have to write them in order for them to exist?
\o/ WE HAVE A POSSIBLE WINNER!!!!!! I WILL HOLD MY BREATH FOR JANUARY.
YAYTIMES.
I'm sorry no one will write them for you, but not sorry because no one could possibly write them better than you so you should do it.
You're the shit; accept your fate essentially. :D
Here have some more WooYeol feels via Mr. Siken:
You could drown in those eyes, I said. The fact of his pulse, the way he pulled his body in, out of shyness or shame or a desire, not to disturb the air around him. Everyone could see the way his muscles worked, the way we look like animals, his skin barely keeping him inside. I wanted to take him home and rough him up and get my hands inside him, drive my body into his like a crash test car. I wanted to be wanted and he was very beautiful, kissed with his eyes closed, and only felt good while moving. You could drown in those eyes, I said, so it's summer, so it's suicide, so we're helpless in sleep and struggling at the bottom of the pool.
Threesome with Sunggyu, Sungyeol, and Woohyun wherein Woohyun is dating them both (and wants them to want each other, which, NO WAY R U SERIOUS I HATE THAT GUY) but they want him to choose. Poor Namu, caught between two such frustrating boyfriends.
It looks like you have a lot of great ideas and I'm just here in hopes that another comment will help push you along towards writing more Wooyeol! You must do it anyway because it is still wooyeol month and you've been clogging it up with myungyeol :P
Good point about WooYeol month! I am currently writing the gender!swap I mentioned on tumblr, so hopefully I'll have some to post soon! It's gotten longer than I intended!
I want so badly to be helpful - but I'm dead-dog tired. Just write everything the lovely aerintine prompts and we will all be happy you should be fine.
Though... the apartment!baby and the "L is a serial killer" are my votes for you to PLEASE OMG YOU MUST DO THIS.
Kelsey's midnight-ramblings:
AU: Woohyun is a depressed, slightly sociopathic shut-in genius living in a penthouse in New York - his cousin requests he help out an old childhood friend looking to find a new start in the States. Sungyeol is loud, messy, obnoxious, and too noisy for his own good. Can he get his new roommate to ever leave their apartment building?
AU: Woohyun and Sunggyu have been best friends their whole lives. They served together, they went to college together, and now they are both working hard to find their last dream: true love. Only when Sunggyu introduces Woohyun to his new girlfriend's family, he finds himself attracted to her younger brother - one Sungyeol. Will these two idiots ever figure it out?
AU/if RL sucked: Woohyun is desperately working on the bottom rung of a modelling agency, practically killing himself for the chance to get any job. He's wasting away slowly, but there's no one there to see. Sungyeol is the understudy at an independent theatre company, pretty sure that he'll never be on stage - that he'll never be able to really perform the way he so desperately wants to. When a casting agent sees them side by side at a bar (by coincidence), they are both handed the opportunity of a lifetime: to play lovers in a riske drama that has the potential to kill both of their careers. Will art and life get tangled in ways they never could imagine?
Also possibly something involving time travel. Or vampires.
AU/if RL sucked: Woohyun is desperately working on the bottom rung of a modelling agency, practically killing himself for the chance to get any job. He's wasting away slowly, but there's no one there to see. Sungyeol is the understudy at an independent theatre company, pretty sure that he'll never be on stage - that he'll never be able to really perform the way he so desperately wants to. When a casting agent sees them side by side at a bar (by coincidence), they are both handed the opportunity of a lifetime: to play lovers in a riske drama that has the potential to kill both of their careers. Will art and life get tangled in ways they never could imagine?
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH YES DO WANT. WANT BAD.
Also possibly something involving time travel. Or vampires.
WHY AM I NOW OVERWHELMED WITH ALL THESE FEELINGS ABOUT ALL THESE AWESOME IDEAS THAT NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO WRITE UNLESS I WRITE THEM BUT I HAVE TOO MANY THINGS TO WRITE?????
~Something~ happens, and Woohyun & Sungyeol end up stuck in a time loop like Groundhog Day. It goes on a LONG time, and they have to figure out how to make it stop. It's not a particularly good day, one they would rather never repeat but suddenly have to live in technicolor over and over infinity (INFINITE!). They panic at first, and try to convince their friends of what's happening. They go to doctors and counselors and even a psychic or two to try and make it stop. Eventually they do all kinds of crazy things because they know there'll be no consequences because they're convinced this day will never end. They learn a ton about themselves, their bandmates, and each other. and shag like rabbits What's the magic answer to life moving on? Will they figure it out?
IVE MISSED YOUR WOOYEOL SO MUCH. I know you want some concrete fic prompts buuuut I suck at those. :p but anything college!au! Late night studying, projects, deadlines, where they have no choice but to work in close quarters. Idk making out in closests? :p
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I am here to help because you and because wooyeol.
What kinds of prompts do you like? Plot suggestions or single word prompts, quotes, lyrics, poetry? What usually gets your noodle going best?
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I prefer plot suggestions, actually. More ambiguous prompts work great for comment fic-a-thons, but if I'm trying to write something with more substance I need something a bit more concrete. Throw ideas at me!
Also, I have been enjoying your presence on tumblr SO MUCH.
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yourtumblr and reblogging things and flailing in tags has been FABULOUS. I am having a ball. Never knew tumblr could be so fun, tbh. I will just continue to copy all your posts and be ridiculous, y/y?STK!verse: Would love to see what the boys are up to another 6 months down the line - maybe they get to take a little vacation, all 7 of them, and WooYeol takes a side trip wherein everything goes wrong.
Some shag-or-die situation (because I have no shame). IDK what the plot would be, but. Trapped in a cave. Shag or die. I'm not above your standard hypothermia scenario.
Sungyeol gets seriously injured during a performance and Woohyun is the only one of them with a free enough schedule to be his nurse. Much whining and complaining from all concerned.
The members are in a foreign country on tour and because they don't speak the language, Woo and Yeol's taxi goes awry instead of making it to the airport. Everyone else including the managers (who have everyone's paperwork) inadvertently leave without them. They're stranded and lost in a strange country and have to work together figure out how to get home.
AU: Sungyeol is Woohyun's new teaching assistant at the high school. Woohyun takes his work very seriously but Sungyeol is as choding as the students and drives woohyun up the wall.
The members hatch another plan to escape for the day a la sesame player, and Woo/Yeol are voted to stay behind this time. What do they talk about and what do they get up to while everyone else is gone?
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I kind of love this way, way too much. This threatens to be multi-chapter, too! Curses!
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Also I discovered pervingoninfinite because of you and now I HATEHATEHATE you because that was so exactly what I didn't need in my life omg.I definitely do at least one to try to do the Misfits AU at some point, but definitely not until the beginning of next year. That's too much for me to start on now.
THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD. And so likely to end up multi-chapter because they're just too good! Ugh! I do not have time for that now!
I have never written shag-or-die! And I am now discovering one of the true weaknesses of non-genre canons, because with Buffy or whatever, all you have to do is say DEMONS MAKE THEM DO IT. It's so easy to come up with a shag-or-die scenario! ALIEN SEX POLLEN OKAY? IT'S PON FARR. WHATEVER. But when you're in the real world it's so much harder to figure it out!
What if I wrote it though? IDEK. Remember when I never wrote anything about PG-13? WHEN DID I BECOME SOMEONE WHO WRITES PORN?no subject
Also I discovered pervingoninfinite because of you and now I HATEHATEHATE you because that was so exactly what I didn't need in my life omg.RIGHT? It's criminal. Did you see this one? I can't figure out how to reblog them from inside their blog - there's nothing to click on but I NEED THIS.
I have never written shag-or-die! And I am now discovering one of the true weaknesses of non-genre canons, because with Buffy or whatever, all you have to do is say DEMONS MAKE THEM DO IT. It's so easy to come up with a shag-or-die scenario! ALIEN SEX POLLEN OKAY? IT'S PON FARR. WHATEVER. But when you're in the real world it's so much harder to figure it out!
Yeah that's the rub - how do you get a real world shag-or-die situation to be believable? That's why all I can think of is some scenario where they have to huddle together for warmth or something lol. Lost in a blizzard and finding shelter and needing to get naked - that sort of thing. I really have no idea. But. IT SHOULD EXIST IN SOME FASHION.
What if I wrote it though? IDEK. Remember when I never wrote anything about PG-13? WHEN DID I BECOME SOMEONE WHO WRITES PORN?How the mighty have fallen, tbh. lol j/k. ALWAYS TRY NEW
PORNYTHINGS. It's the only way you'll grow as apervwriter.So maybe I should give you some more fic-a-thon-ish prompts too? Since it sounds like you want to do a one shot?
Regardless, I've been reading Siken again and here have this:
And his hands?
His hands keep turning into birds and
flying away from him. Him being you.
Yes. Do you love yourself? I don't have to
answer that. It should matter. He has a
body but it doesn't matter, clean sheets
but it doesn't matter. This is
where he trots out his sadness. Little black
cloud, little black umbrella.
His hands keep turning into
birds, and his hands keep flying away
from him.
Eventually the birds must land.
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I DID SEE THAT ONE. *dead*
And I can't figure out how to reblog, either, but that might be my browser here, so I'll check again when I get home and let you know when I figure it out.
Hypothermia is our only option, I suppose. Unless you want to go super-twisted and have someone put a gun to their head and demand, but that's just wrong.
UUUUGH SIKEN. ALL THE FEELINGS.
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Woohyun and Sungyeol get called up at the same time (are they "called up" in Korea? idk how it works with their service) and are placed in the same unit for their military service. It's exactly zero fun to be there, and when conflict breaks out with the North & China they get trapped behind enemy lines, they only have each other to rely on.
The writer noonas announce that the fans are clamoring for a new fanservice couple: WooYeol. They start writing silly dialogue and placing Yeol and Namu into embarrassing situations from which they cannot seem to extricate themselves. So they hatch a crazy plan to take it WAY too far in front of the cameras, to stick it to the noonas and the manager hyungs. the fallout is epic - and oops were there actual FEELINGS and now what are they supposed to do since the fans want MORE?
Threesome with Sunggyu, Sungyeol, and Woohyun wherein Woohyun is dating them both (and wants them to want each other, which, NO WAY R U SERIOUS I HATE THAT GUY) but they want him to choose. Poor Namu, caught between two such frustrating boyfriends.
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(Also: that last one made me laugh so hard.)
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Here's another that popped into my head:
Myungsoo is the serial killer known as L (like in his drama sort of only minus the weird blonde wig). Sungyeol is the star of TV's most popular drama. L becomes obsessed with Sungyeol after watching his show and starts stalking him, watching his every move and leaving him grisly presents as a sign of his 'affection.' Woohyun is the detective assigned to protect Sungyeol from the killer, after a very near miss with Sungyeol's roommate Sungjong results in the former's panicked call to the police. The rest of the detective team, Woohyun's partner Dongwoo, and the lead detective Sunggyu & his partner Hoya, continue to investigate & hunt the killer while Woohyun stays with Yeol (or maybe takes him to live with him in his apartment or something?). MURDEROUS CAPERS AFOOT AND THEN THEY FALL IN
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YAYTIMES.
I'm sorry no one will write them for you, but not sorry because no one could possibly write them better than you so you should do it.
You're the shit; accept your fate essentially. :D
Here have some more WooYeol feels via Mr. Siken:
You could drown in those eyes, I said.
The fact of his pulse,
the way he pulled his body in, out of shyness or shame or a desire,
not to disturb the air around him.
Everyone could see the way his muscles worked,
the way we look like animals,
his skin barely keeping him inside.
I wanted to take him home
and rough him up and get my hands inside him, drive my body into his
like a crash test car.
I wanted to be wanted and he was
very beautiful, kissed with his eyes closed, and only felt good while moving.
You could drown in those eyes, I said,
so it's summer, so it's suicide,
so we're helpless in sleep and struggling at the bottom of the pool.
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WHAT EVEN?!!?!
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we will all be happyyou should be fine.Though... the apartment!baby and the "L is a serial killer" are my votes for you to PLEASE OMG YOU MUST DO THIS.
Kelsey's midnight-ramblings:
AU: Woohyun is a depressed, slightly sociopathic shut-in genius living in a penthouse in New York - his cousin requests he help out an old childhood friend looking to find a new start in the States. Sungyeol is loud, messy, obnoxious, and too noisy for his own good. Can he get his new roommate to ever leave their apartment building?
AU: Woohyun and Sunggyu have been best friends their whole lives. They served together, they went to college together, and now they are both working hard to find their last dream: true love. Only when Sunggyu introduces Woohyun to his new girlfriend's family, he finds himself attracted to her younger brother - one Sungyeol. Will these two idiots ever figure it out?
AU/if RL sucked: Woohyun is desperately working on the bottom rung of a modelling agency, practically killing himself for the chance to get any job. He's wasting away slowly, but there's no one there to see. Sungyeol is the understudy at an independent theatre company, pretty sure that he'll never be on stage - that he'll never be able to really perform the way he so desperately wants to. When a casting agent sees them side by side at a bar (by coincidence), they are both handed the opportunity of a lifetime: to play lovers in a riske drama that has the potential to kill both of their careers. Will art and life get tangled in ways they never could imagine?
Also possibly something involving time travel. Or vampires.
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AU/if RL sucked: Woohyun is desperately working on the bottom rung of a modelling agency, practically killing himself for the chance to get any job. He's wasting away slowly, but there's no one there to see. Sungyeol is the understudy at an independent theatre company, pretty sure that he'll never be on stage - that he'll never be able to really perform the way he so desperately wants to. When a casting agent sees them side by side at a bar (by coincidence), they are both handed the opportunity of a lifetime: to play lovers in a riske drama that has the potential to kill both of their careers. Will art and life get tangled in ways they never could imagine?
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH YES DO WANT. WANT BAD.
Also possibly something involving time travel. Or vampires.
Yes, please. Or an actual alien invasion.
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It's a thing.
Also! You never actually sent me a prompt for my December give-away, so you should monopolize on me
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~Something~ happens, and Woohyun & Sungyeol end up stuck in a time loop like Groundhog Day. It goes on a LONG time, and they have to figure out how to make it stop. It's not a particularly good day, one they would rather never repeat but suddenly have to live in technicolor over and over infinity (INFINITE!). They panic at first, and try to convince their friends of what's happening. They go to doctors and counselors and even a psychic or two to try and make it stop. Eventually they do all kinds of crazy things because they know there'll be no consequences because they're convinced this day will never end. They learn a ton about themselves, their bandmates, and each other.
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