Drabble: Three's Company

[lirazel]

For xc_runner50 , who wanted  Spike/Buffy, Satsu the Ex Spike didn't know about, but wished he did ;) Location is your choice.

This one isn't exactly location-y (it could happen anywhere), but it was really, really fun, plus there's a reference to L.A., so I like to think that satisfies the requirements.

References to the comics, which I haven't read, so sorry if I mess something up.  (Is the "ma'am" thing right?  I felt like I read that once upon a time.)

Enjoy!

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“The one who calls you ma’am?  Oh, love.  Knew you were kinky, but I had no idea it went that far.”

 

She’ll have to kill him now.  And then she’s going to murder Xander for letting it slip.  She knew Spike would react this way; it’s why she never told him.

 

“Think she likes blokes at all?  Maybe we could call her up one night, have some fun?”

 

She glares.  “Only if I can call Angel and organize that oil-wrestling match and invite myself along.”

 

He tilts his head. 

 

Long pause. 

 

Then: “Why not?”

 

She gapes.  What happened in L.A.?

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Comments

[serendipily.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I love kinky!Spike and Buffy! I'm suspecting that Spike's teasing comes from Buffy's short-lived lesbian relatioshipo, no? It's still a thrill.

She glares. “Only if I can call Angel and organize that oil-wrestling match and invite myself along.”
*blushes deep* Oh goodness.

Then: “Why not?”
*giggles* I want kinky!Spike. May I has him pwease?

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Your suspicions are correct. And I like these two nice and kinky, too.

Yes, yes, I was blushing as I wrote it!

You can have him, but only if you give him back when you're done, okay?

[serendipily.livejournal.com]

Spike adn Buffy nice and kinky. Coming soon to a video rental store near you. (Do we still ahve those?)

Well you should ahve you horndog! You've corrupted my innocence. But it's Spike-filled corruption so I'm okay with it.

No! If he's going on the shelf with all my other pretties. Ten .. Logan ... Barney ...

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

We so have the same taste in men. It's kind of crazy....

[serendipily.livejournal.com]

As long as it's clear that Jim Halpert, Barney Stinson, Logan Echolls, and Jess Mariano are mine, I won't mind sharing.

Spike is out of the question. He is my slave.