I APPROVE OF THIS CAPSLOCKED POST AND LOLOLOL, YOU KNOW THE SHOW ALSO LITERALIZED EVERY SINGLE METAPHORICAL CONCEPT WHEN ELENA HAD TO ~CHOOSE WHICH SIDE TO GO AND ACTUALLY HAD MET DAMON FIRST (how many people do you think have said "if we met first then maybe" just to let someone down gently and then THEY HAD MET FIRST, SO OBV YOU NOW LOVE ME, RIGHT?)

But that seatbelt thing. Never getting over it tbh. I tried to be all ~squee about the episode, but then the general stupidity made my head ache so I went back with a sledgehammer, hee

(But seriously, the biggest question to ask of this season is-- WHY ARE THE SALVATORES STILL ALIVE SRSLY. The Originals were all like 'lalalala, you're trying to kill us and actually kind of succeeding, how cute, we'll just skip town or torture you or hit you with baseball bats' and Evilaric didn't kill these guys either. Like BAD PLOT MUCH, show?)