someone lives to torture me clearly

[lirazel]

Okay, apparently someone's going around editing multiple kpop wikipedia articles, because 9Muses' page no longer has the little Hangul/real name/DOB chart either! And neither does Shinee's!

miss A's, Crayon Pop's, and f(x)'s are still there (and I've always loved that f(x)'s has the little flags for each of the ladies' country of origin) and while BEG's doesn't have the dobs, I don't think it has for a while?

Anyway, I am going to be watching my faves' pages closely. I might need to make myself a spreadsheet because this is just obnoxious. How am I supposed to know whether my characters need to call the other characters hyung/oppa/noona/unnie or not????? (I almost had Minha calling Hoya oppa before I looked it up and was reminded that SHE'S 91 LINE TOO AND THEY'RE CHINGUS.)((I think the only reason Key hasn't made her part of his posse is because she intimidates him with her perfection. HE'S JUST JEALOUS.))(((Also on the profile I found, Sera's still listed as leader and it made me want to cry. All my 9Muses feels.)))

To make this post not a total waste of space, I invite anyone who enjoys watching gorgeous ladies be badass to watch this teaser. BEST EVER.

I AM SO DELIGHTED.

Comments

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Someone on tumblr the other day said that Key is intimidated by Jessica because she's actually a completely careless bitch and he just wants to be, and it struck me as so true. And Minha seems carelessly fierce, too. HOW?

You and your Minha/Nana shipping! I loves it!

[indiesnopp.livejournal.com]

careless bitches are the bane of Key's existence, because it reminds him that he has to WORK.

I mean, 12-year old Sulli and Krystal got a whole diary of complaints dedicated to them for making Key's trainee life difficult (god bless the little brats)

ALL THOSE LEGS LAUREN! THE LEGS AND THE LONG SILKY HAIR AND THEIR FLAWLESS EVERYTHING!

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Right? He works damn hard too.

I mean, 12-year old Sulli and Krystal got a whole diary of complaints dedicated to them for making Key's trainee life difficult (god bless the little brats)

I am both horrified at the thought of 12-year-olds in SM's clutches and absolutely loving the idea of bratty f(x) maknae line torturing Key. GO GIRLS.

I UNDERSTAND! MOST AESTHETICALLY PLEASING IN THE WORLD!

[indiesnopp.livejournal.com]

SME TRIED TO SIGN KRYSTAL WHEN SHE WAS 4-YEARS OLD! FOUR! but her parents refused and offered that Jessica could audition instead and they wait for Krystal.

(Key and Jessica's 'Barbie Girl' cover will always be a classic) Yeah, when they asked Key why he chose Krystal for 'My first kiss' he said, "I need someone who can convincingly act cold and push me away" so the Jungs are clearly flawless in their ice princess to be respected.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

At least their parents had SOME brains. Gah.

(Key and Jessica's 'Barbie Girl' cover will always be a classic)

Nothing could be more perfect. Sometimes the world provides exactly what should be.

I love their ice princess-ness.