Hello. I don't know you. But you might be interested to know that you are so going to get me busted at work. This:

wes/fred? WHAT IS IT DOING HERE? WHY DOES IT EXIST? WHAT IS YOUR EVIDENCE?

just made me lol. And then I had to snicker and try and control the lol. To no avail, btw. So now everyone knows I'm not working, dammit. Anyhoo. YOUR WRATH AND RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION ON THIS TOPIC IS VERY ENTERTAINING.