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lirazel ([personal profile] lirazel) wrote2010-04-12 03:54 pm

I'm in a polly kind of mood!

I have come to two conclusions:

1. Shipper Wars are stupid.
2. I miss [livejournal.com profile] choco_cherries and crossovers in general (the rest of this conversation will make more sense if you familiarize yourself with the comm. WHICH IS THE GREATEST COMM EVER).

These two conclusions have met each other and exploded into an idea of awesome: forget about pairing The Greatest Person in the Universe (aka Buffy Summers) with only people on her own show! Crossovers are better!

So I've decided that for the duration of silliness, whenever the Shipping Wars threaten to pop up, I will immediately wax poetical about my favorite Buffy ship. The catch: it's with someone who isn't even in the Buffyverse! People will become confused! And distracted! Scott Allie might make fun of me in a Q&A! Poor "Spray" fan! It'll be awesome!

But the question is: Who will be the other half of that ship? That's what this poll will help me determine!

I've already written Buffy/Tommy and you may have noticed me flailing with joy over John Crichton mentioning Buffy and we all know how I feel about anything remotely involving Enver Gjokaj, so they're the front-runners at this point. But I am open to suggestions! Convince me!


[Poll #1550370]

*Someone mentioned the idea of Enver playing Spike on Gabs' journal, and now I desperately want fic in which a post-"Chosen" heartbroken Buffy gets Victor imprinted with Spike's personality so that she can tell him all the things she never got to say to him....

Emmie, could I write that for the "Who Are You?" fic-a-thon?

[identity profile] mollivanders.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I'm going to make you want Buffy/Snape. Just you watch :D

What other Star Wars character?

Okay, what about this: Buffy/Veronica Mars.

Brain EXPLODES.

[identity profile] penny-lane-42.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
NEVER EVER EVER!

Kyp Durron. He's not in the movies. But I loves him.

Ha! If I was into femmslash, that'd be pretty epic! But alas, I ship het.

But you should run with it!

[identity profile] mollivanders.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't run with it :( I lack femmeslash skills. It will just be a dream to dream. Or to promote.

Kyp Durron! He's the one who took the Star Destroyer (I think) and blew up a solar system, right? Poor Han :( He felt so guilty after that.

[identity profile] penny-lane-42.livejournal.com 2010-04-12 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I lack them as well. I'm sure someone's got the skills, though!

Yup, that's him! Then he want on to become like the most powerful Jedi Master ever. And a great pilot. And he was all about the redemption, but in a snarky way. And was always underappreciated, and didn't get the girl. *sigh*

[identity profile] rebcake.livejournal.com 2010-04-13 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
I actually read a Veronica/Buffy body swap fic. The best part was when Spike showed up and totally had Logan's number, and kept calling him "Scotty" after F. Scott Fitzgerald. Everybody was on best behavior, mostly, though. Dang.