Sabotaging chairs is subtle now? Nice. Then I read: www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/top-10-sings-shes-a-social-leper.html and, oh, my god, did I giggle. Fanfiction! Collages! Odd eyebrows! Cats! Oh, dear. I scored 3.5/10 at social leprosy, though the 0.5 is my roommate's fault (and her collection of stuffed animals on MY bed, because I'm just that nice.) Possibly this is meant to be ironic and failing at it? But then, the love flabs didn't sound ironic.

Exterminate!