I just saw that the other day, in my weekly round up of ways to defeat Twilight - or in other words, reading Jezebel. What horrifies me is that yes, this is hilarious but it also reaffirms to me how fucking creepy those books are. The more I think about it, the more I worry about the message it's sending to an entire generation of girls who now think that stalking has it's advantages.

Also the movie? So bad. I mean, acting wise that's pretty much all they could do with what they were given (I have weirdly epic love for the cast because they all seem to realise what a crock of shit this franchise is.) But god! Even the direction is terrible, the film looks like it was mildewed and dirty, there were several 80s camera swirling pan shots and the special effects were shit. Of course, those last ones I only realised upon my third viewing. Third? Because the first two were done drunk. Believe me, Twilight is not something you want to watch sober.