Draco understands your feelings. I actually don't know anything about 50 Shades of Grey! I saw everyone on my flist bitching about it, and since I trust their tastes, I never bothered to think about it ever again. But omg, it just sounds like purple-prose-filled erotica, what sort of a movie will they make of it D:

(And reading the comments; IAN SOMERHALDER AND EMILIA CLARKE?? Even as a remote possibility, I cannot even. What is that D:)