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[lirazel]

You know how in "The Lodger," there's this exchange:

Craig: Listen, Mike and I had an arrangement where if you ever need me out of your hair, just give me a shout. Okay?.
The Doctor: Why would I want that?
Craig: Well, in case you want to bring someone round, a girlfriend or a...boyfriend...
The Doctor: Oh, I will. I'll shout... if that happens. Something like... I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!

Someone should write a fic where River shows up out of the blue and the Doctor actually has to use his I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS! shout.

That is a thing that should exist in the world.

Comments

[elisi]

I can do you one better! (Because, let's face it, River is not unexpected. The Master, however, is! *g*)

Not Expecting This

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

*snort* Someone would.