remember when the only kpop idols i knew were the infinite guys?

[lirazel]

People who have thus far shown up in or been mentioned in the third installment of the toaster 'verse that I'm currently working on:

+ Every member of Infinite
+ Every member of 9Muses
+ APink's Eunji and Naeun
+ Key, Onew, Minho, and Taemin
+ Niel
+ CNU
+ Amber, Luna, and Victoria
+ Bora
+ Jia
+ The Tasty2wins


and I think I'm only like halfway done. At 9K words. This has become a game to see how many idols I can work into this story.

Comments

YES

[une-jonquille.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

(+ Jihyun and Hyuna!
+ Channie!
+ Jaejoong wandering around without a shirt on, in a blatant ploy to lure Jamie back to LJ!)

Re: YES

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Hee! This is why university AUs are so much FUN, as I know you discovered with your Sera story (which makes me happy just to think about).

I definitely want to work in Chansik some way! And I do love me the 4 Minute girls, so I'd love to work them in too!

Omg I just had a thought: Jaejoong as a TA in one of the arts departments. MOST RIDICULOUS.

[une-jonquille.livejournal.com]

He ends up subbing as a model for one of the life drawing classes

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Oooh...my Sungjong is an art major. Jaejoong being a nude model and hitting on Sungjong, who is unfortunately straight!

[une-jonquille.livejournal.com]

But then Sungjong recommends Myungsoo take drawing classes, to get some perspective on his photography composition, and Myungsoo is really taken with the model but doesn't really know what to do about it, and Sungyeol gets jealous and confronts Jaejoong, they end up drinking together, next thing you know Woohyun's walking in on a three-way and going, "Not bad, guys, but couldn't you have chosen a better sugar daddy, given how behind you are on rent?"

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT? (Can you imagine Jaejoong taking Myungsoo under his wing and treating him like one of his cats???)

[vergoldung.livejournal.com]

omffffg shut ur evil mouth :'(

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

You started it!

[vergoldung.livejournal.com]

YOU DONT GET TO HOLD THAT AGAINST ME YOU'RE THE REASON FOR EVERYBODY'S INFINITE PROBLEM TO BEGIN WITH

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Well...that is true. IT'S MYUNGSOO'S FAULT! HE JUST HAD TO BE SO CUTE IN SUFBB! IF HE HADN'T BEEN, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

[vergoldung.livejournal.com]

UGH KIM MYUNGSOO U DICK

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. HE'S NOT EVEN A GOOD ACTOR.

[vergoldung.livejournal.com]

btw i don't think i told you of his most recent reapings! i showed a cute group picture of infinite to one of my school friends and she fell in instant love with his face no matter that it was squishes into a space two millimeters big at most. THE POWER OF THE VISUAL, I AM TELLING YOU. instant love, she was immediately on board with watching mvs and such. and then. AND THEN. CAN YOU EVEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED? HINT HINT MY FRIEND IS THE BEST. so she asks to see girl group vids too and i'm like no problem NO PROBLEM FRIEND JUST A MINUTE COMING RIGHT UP (AND SILENTLY THANKING THE SKY ABOVE). i wasnt prepared at all so it took a few hits and misses to figure out her genre. but then. BUT THEN. THEN SHE FELL IN EPIC LOVE WITH APINK LIKE KIM MYUNGSOO WAS FORGOTTEN FOR HOURS THAT'S HOW TAKEN WITH THEM SHE WAS AND LIKE LEGIT NO OTHER GROUP COULD MESURE UP AFTER THAT SHE WAS JUST SO IN LOVE WITH THEM AND COOING AND SCREAMING AND IT WAS BEAUTEOUS. the power of kim myungsoo, ladies and gentlemen, spreading the lady love. LMAO.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

THIS IS A STORY OF GREAT BEAUTY AND POWER.

[une-jonquille.livejournal.com]

Oh also:
+ Hyorin and Ailee! (as roommates)
+ Various members of SNSD as members of a sorority known for throwing epic alcohol-soaked parties
+ Jinyoung and Baro as a team determined to defeat Woohyun in the startup pitch competition (which they do once they recruit Ellin and Minha)

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

THESE ARE TOO GOOD.

[aerintine.livejournal.com]

you are on fire, sis. excellent.

[aerintine.livejournal.com]

sadly, jaejoong does not need to be shirtless in order to lure me anywhere. merely existing is enough for me to make an ass out of myself over him. if he's here, i'm here.


fml



(no but for real i was just saying to L yesterday that i need to get back in the lj groove. i've been absent too long.)

[une-jonquille.livejournal.com]

YES YOU DO

[indiesnopp.livejournal.com]

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Nothing makes me happier than the combo of that pic + you.

[indiesnopp.livejournal.com]

here's a challenge

include some super unnirs

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

I want to figure out how!! I feel like they're too old to write as students, so professors of crazy awesome? They live offcampus and run the best club? Something???

[indiesnopp.livejournal.com]

in my headcanon Miryo is Key's supervisor at the company where he's interning graphic design and Ga In is in the PR department and has had a desperate crush on her since she started working there.

Jea would be a crazy vocal/composing coach

Narsha's the trickiest one....she could literally be anything from a musical theatre professor to a hot bartender~

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

THESE ARE SO GOOD. And you're so right about Narsha. Queen of everything.

(Psst...who would be the master of gossip at SM? The one who knows everything before it happens?)

[indiesnopp.livejournal.com]

(Sulli, she's a tiny sneaky thing and she's Heechul's little protegé so she's been trained by the best)

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Thank you thank you! I don't really watch the music shows very much--do you happen to know if the one where Woohyun forgot to hold out his flower and Key smacked him on the chest was their debut stage? Or a subsequent one?

[indiesnopp.livejournal.com]

I think maybe it was the showcase? bc the debut stage is supposed to be this week~ I really have no idea though bc I haven't even seen the MV yet (A real damn shame I know! but I've been so busy!)

btw went on twitter and Yeol was wishing Myungsoo happy birthday by implying he's gonna give him 1gb of porn and I just went "uhhhh no"

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

The MV is beyond ridiculous, as I'm sure you've gathered from gifs.

The time difference really throws me off--I was like, "Why is he wishing him happy birthday the day before?" Oh, Yeol. That is the last thing that child needs. Especially any porn from you. (I bet Sungyeol's into the gross stuff.)

[indiesnopp.livejournal.com]

yeah I've seen all the mushy couple-y stuff~

uuuhhh Sungyeol probably has the worst taste in porn. Myungsoo is most likely into weird ass hentai with cute girls humping stuffed animals or something equally messed up

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

uuuhhh Sungyeol probably has the worst taste in porn.

I KNOW.

Sometimes I seriously sit around and wonder what kind of porn Myungsoo is into, and I have such a hard time figuring it out. But now I think you are 100% right. I forgot that Japanese porn has genres that don't exist in the West.

[indiesnopp.livejournal.com]

Can't wait until he gets a computer virus one day and has to suffer through a computer techie judging his taste in porn.

Oh go me! I fuigured out the answer to a question I would never even ask even if forced to~

[une-jonquille.livejournal.com]

WHAT. I AM SO DISTURBED. LEE SUNGYEOL WHY.

[indiesnopp.livejournal.com]

me and Joanne are actually skyping abt infinite boys' tastes in porn rn so thx for that

[une-jonquille.livejournal.com]

Right now? Can I message you? B/c agree 100% on Myungsoo and hentai

[indiesnopp.livejournal.com]

YES! YES YOU CAN!

I always got that vibe from him

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

My body is ready for this.

[aerintine.livejournal.com]

what alex said. yesssss