prompts pretty please?

[lirazel]

I am bored at work. And reading uni AUs. And now I want to write one. But my draft of Hoya & Sungjong's installment of the toaster 'verse is at home on my laptop, so I need PROMPTS. Tell me what kpop uni AUs I should be writing. Help meeeeeeeee.

[eta] Special request: some horribly traumatizing way for Sungyeol and Ellin to meet.

Comments

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

(selfish me is selfish)

Dawn/Sunggyu - gyu is a Grad TA when progeny Dawn Summers blows in and takes his job, his professor, and laughs at his research. He's gonna get even. (also sex)

Woohyun(/Yeol) + Fei - Woohyun takes a cooking class (just for fun) but is encouraged by the TA to pursue the culinary arts (as she also helps his struggling love life)

Sera/anyone - being in the dorms is going to be so much fun!!! (Sera is a freshman who fails at heterosexuality. Alternatively, Sera is a resident adviser who teaches other girls how to fail at heterosexuality. We need epic-Sera failing to be straight is the point.)

Sungyeol + Myungsoo (+ot7) - BBFery: Sungyeol convinces Myungsoo to pledge for a fraternity with disastrous results

Sungjong/Hoya/Myungsoo - Sungjong just needs a math tutor, why does his boyfriend have to look so damn turned on when he's trying to study?

um....

Minha/Sungjong + Myungsoo/Hoya - "She's All That" ::: Minha bets her older brother Hoya that Myungsoo can't be turned from dorky art student to belle of the ball in a semester, Hoya rises to the challenge. (Meanwhile she takes the opportunity to seduce said dork's roommate. Won't be too har, right?)

do you want me to keep going?

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

KELSEY YOU ARE HURTING MY HEART. WHY EVERYTHING? THE LAST ONE IS GOING TO KILL ME DEAD OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? (Also the second to last one got me hot just thinking about it WOW Hoya checking out Myungsoo and Sungjong during tutoring sessions....) FEI AND WOOHYUN BROTP FOREVER.

You can keep going forever as far as I'm concerned.

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

Now you actually have to fulfill something otherwise my poor little baby heart will break!



Sungyeol/Woohyun; Sungyeol/Ellin; Ellin+Woohyun (eventual polyamory?) - Sungyeol wakes up after a night of drunken debauchery - naked IN NAM WOOHYUN'S BED! of course that wouldn't have been the worst of it - but then Woohyun's roommate's sister walks in and he's in love. How does he convince Ellin he's the man for her? How does he convince Woohyun (and himself) that what they had was just... drunk? How do Ellin and Woohyun maintain a friendship with her brother (?) breathing down their necks?

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

OH GOD I WANT THIS TOO. I WANT ALL OF THEM. BUT I CANNOT COMMIT TO THIS AND I'M SO SAD.

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

LOOK AT THE POTENTIAL FOR GREATNESS IN THIS PROMPT!!!


LAAUUUURRRREEEEN!!!!


((I will stop now I'm sorry. I want all of the things who do we sacrifice to get these AUs written?))

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

Woohyun + Key BFFery - let's take on the night! and the.... men? two college freshmen realize they aren't the ladies men they always boasted to be

Dongwoo/Sunggyu - girls like to stomp on Sunggyu's heart, so he decides to return the favor... on his ex-girlfriend's BFF Dongwoo. Only nothing about Dongwoo is quite what he expected.

gender!swap Woohyun/Key - BFFs since the womb, the two girls become roommates in college - only they begin fighting over some gross guy! can these two bosom buddies stay friends? or will it be a case of brovaries over ovaries after all?

Sungyeol (gen) - Yeollie writes to his sister (Miryo) in Europe during his last semester of uni. Include hopes, dreams, broken relationships, and the despondent feeling that nothing is going to get better and he has no idea what to do next.

Hoya/Woohyun (gen or otherwise) - Hoya volunteers as a coach for a youth basketball team to boost his resume. Woohyun coaches their fiercest rival. Pizza party mishaps, angry parents, flirty single moms, 10-year olds in love, Hoya and Woohyun being adorable big brothers to everyone, ot7 in supporting/cheerleading roles, plus across-the-court scowling/smoldering.


((I really want the last one.))

(((Let's make Jamie write the last one?)))

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, we HAVE to make Jamie write that last one! And I'm going to cry just thinking of the Sungyeol-writes-to-Miryo one and WOOKEY and ALL OF THESE ARE PERFECT I LOVE YOUR BRAIN.

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

The coaches one was inspired by a Sterek tumblr post that I saw in the last few months that stuck.

I don't even ship Sterek (what even Derek is sooooo boring) BUT! The idea of rival!coach!dad-types FALLING IN LOVE across a court/field as munchkins run around trying to live their lives and the balance of father/brotherhood and sports and children and FALLING IN LOVE from rival teams....

I just really need it in my life and Wooya would be so terribly perfect for this kind of thing, don't you think?

(Figure out how to bribe Jamie.)

[vergoldung.livejournal.com]

ew wooya feels ewwww THAT'S MY CUE I'M OUT OF THERE AND BACK TO STUDYING

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

no one believes your lies


you're thinking about it right now


bitter rival coaches. but then they apparently (gasp!) jog at the same park in the mornings, and OF COURSE that annoying Woohyun runs at exactly his pace. and they give stiff nods. but then eventually decide to bitch about the cost of uniforms or the over-indulgent mother or the backseat-coaching-weekend-dads and they laugh together before they can stop themselves and the next thing you know there's sweaty makeouts that they deny ever happened and maybe there's a boy on Woohyun's team who is in love with a girl on Hoya's team so they decide to call a truce between the kids and organize a pizza party and every one cries and more makeouts in the bathroom when the kids aren't looking and the parents are damn pleased and no one wins a trophy but they are all satisfied and

I JUST REALLY WANT SOMEONE TO WRITE THIS FOR ME

#sobs

[vergoldung.livejournal.com]

ughhhhh those last two are so effing rude

CAN YOU NOT THANKS

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

The Woo/Yeol/Ellin potential!polyamory is going into my top-5 things to get Lauren to write me.

NO BUT THIS IS WHY I AM HERE.

I AM AS INNOCENT AS A MYUNGKITTY.

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

OMG LAUREN OMG LAUREN!

KITTY-UNIVERSITY FIC!!!

MYUNGKITTY'S OWNER DECIDES TO TAKE HIM WITH HER TO COLLEGE AND THERE HE MEETS ALL KINDS OF KITTIES AND FROLICS IN DORMROOMS AND IS ADORED BY CO-EDS AND LIKES TO CURL UP ON TEXTBOOKS.

[vergoldung.livejournal.com]

HA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HA HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

WHAT ARE THE ODDS

JUST

HA HA HAHAHAHAHA

YOU SAID YOU DONT WANT SOMETHING LONG SO I'M NOT SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE PLASTICS!WOOKEY AND WANNABE!SUNGYEOL COLLEGE AU OF SASS AND PAAAIN AND OT3 (BUT FOR SOME REASON KEY AND ROCKER!SUNGGYU ALSO NEED TO HAVE A LOT OF HATE SEX IDK IDK THEY JUST DO) THAT ALEX AND I HAVE BEEN PINING FOR LIKE NOTHING ELSE AND JUST BEFORE I GO YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT SUNGYEOL TOTALLY DITCHES POOR BBSOO BUT IT'S OK ONCE HOSTAR STARTS SITTING NEXT TO HIM IN HISTORY AND OMG THERE IS THIS REALLY BADASS BOY IN ART CLASS WHO DOESNT CARE WHAT OTHERS SAY ABOUT HIS WARDROBE AND OK MAYBE MYUNGSOO IS A LITTLE INFATUATED AND LEE SUNGYEOL WHO?

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

I AM DELIRIOUS WITH WANT FOR THIS. OT3 WOOYEOLKEY + GYU. AND OH GOD HOJONG RESCUING BBSOO FROM HIS OWN ANGST. I WANT IT I WANT IT.

[vergoldung.livejournal.com]

DELIRIOUS WITH WANT IS A GOOD WAY TO PUT IT. PINING SO HARD FOR THIS. WHY WONT SOMEBODY GIVE IT TO ME GDI.

ALSO WOOYEOL ARE THE MOST HILAR AND LAME IN THEIR OBSESSIVE COMPETITIVENESS TO BE KEY'S PET (AND HE JUST LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS - AND YES HE'S TOTALLY THE ONE WHO FIRST INVITED SUNGYEOL TO THEIR LUNCH TABLE JUST TO RELISH IN WOOHYUN'S ENRAGED FACE)

AND YEOL TOTALLY HATES THE MOTHERFUCKING PLASTIC BECAUSE FUCK THEIR LITTLE HIERARCHY HE COULD BE SOOOO MUCH COOLER THAN THEM. WHICH IS WHY HE REFUSES TO BACK DOWN THE FIRST TIME WOOHYUN STARTS BITCHING AT HIM FOR RUINING HIS OUTFIT WITH COFFEE ("UGH WHO EVEN DRINKS COFFEE ANYMORE") AND THAT'S HOW THE NEVER ENDING WOOYEOL VERBAL HALLWAY BATTLES BEGUN. KEY IS FOREVER LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF AT HOW INVESTED WOOHYUN IS AT BEATING THIS GEEK LOSER DUDE LIKE WHATEVS WHO EVEN CAAARES. (BUT THEN HE DECIDES IT'S TOO ENTERTAINING, HENCE THE LUNCH TRAP MUAHAHA)

WHAT NOBODY EXPECTED (INCLUDING SUNGYEOL) IS HOW SHY OUR BABY GIRAFFE WOULD BE AROUND THE QUEEN BEE. WOOHYUN HATES EVERY SECOND OF IT. LEE SUNGYEOL NEEDS TO DIE.

AND OK SUNGGYU AND KEY HAVE A VERY SECRET HATE RELATIONSHIP, LIKE HELP ME WHY DO I SHIP THIS SO HARD NOW. BUT THEIR MUTUAL DISDAIN IN THIS AU IS SO PERFECT I CANT RESIST IT

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SO PERFECT? WHY DO I NOT RUN TELEVISION? I WOULD TOTALLY MAKE THE IDOLS ACT OUT ALL THESE SCENARIOS. WE WOULD HAVE THE WORLD'S BEST DRAMAS. I WANT IT SO BAD.

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

This is off-topic but bears pointing out:
I stopped by my kpop-stall today to pick up an Infinite 2014 calendar (#priorities) and discovered

I can buy Kim Woo Bin pillows.

His stupid face and torso. All over unsuspecting, otherwise perfectly innocent (hah) pillows.



I'm sure there will be further updates re: my internal struggle


TO BUY OR TO NOT BUY AND DO I BUY THEM ALL AND SEND THEM OUT TO EVERYONE AS TORTURE DEVICES OR ARE THEY TOO EXPENSIVE WHY WOULD YOU MAKE WOO BIN PILLOWS UNIVERSE DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S A LINE?!

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

YES. GOOD. YES.

[une-jonquille.livejournal.com]

I feel like I just missed the most awesome party in the history of parties.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

There was a lot of crying and pain and kittens. And pillows in the shape of Korean actors.

[une-jonquille.livejournal.com]

(Also, there is no universe in which Ellin is thrown in the same freshman orientation group with CNU, who was just the quiet kid in the back of the class all through high school but is suddenly the Hot Rocker, and for a while she is caught between the Hot Rocker and her cool dance tutor Dongwoo, until she decides that love triangles are boring and OT3s are much more fun. Nor does it happen that Dongwoo's roommate Woohyun gets drink and ends up in Sungyeol's room and Sungyeol is all, very interesting, and his girlfriend Jihyun slaps him upside the head and remind him of consent issues, so the epic sex has to wait until after pancakes. Or that hangover remedy soup I'm not familiar with. Also Sera and Gongchan are not roommates who commiserate about their mutual failure of straightness over late-night cups of tea. None of this exists, kthxbai.)

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Why do I surround myself with you people? I WANT ALL OF THOSE TWO. ELLIN AND THE DONGWOOS! SUNGYEOL AND JIHYUN AND PANCAKES! And omg I love the idea of Sera and Gongchan commiserating so very cute!

[indiesnopp.livejournal.com]

you know I always wondered where the CNU/Hyemi (bff or ship) fic was, since they were bff's irl and supported eachother and Hyemi seemed sad when she said they lost touch bc his company took his phone....

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

WHAT. I DID NOT KNOW THIS. I NEED CNU/HYEMI IN MY LIFE NOW.