(I'm fine at my desk for most of the day, but now I'm wondering what I'm going to do when I have to go to the break room for my lunch! Everyone's going to see!)
The thing is, if someone says anything about it, I'll totally feel fine laughing it off! But if they just look at me and don't say anything, I'm going to blush so hard!
This is what I get for not turning on the lights in the morning when I get ready to leave! I always figure that there's enough light coming through the (closed) blinds to see by, but apparently there isn't!
(Best part of all: one of the shoes is rubber. And the other one is fake patent leather. I am laughing at myself so hard!)
And at least you have the common sense to wear flats, unlike yours truly. The way I packed before leaving is truly laughable. Priorities what are they?
I'm okay-ish :) I promised myself I would write a post when I got home, so you should get a more substantial update soon ;) How are you?
You wouldn't have that problem if you didn't own any heels! ;p I have compassion for your feet!
I am very glad you're not less-than-okay-ish! And I will look forward to a post whenever you have the time for it!
I'm pretty good! Can't really complain except that AS I TYPE I am working on a Hoya/Myungsoo fic that threatens to take over my life. I miiiiight even get the first chapter posted today. Maybe. IT'S SO RIDICULOUS, E. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.
LOL DID U LEGIT SAY PUT YOU OUT OF MISERY BUT WOMAN IT IS I WHO IS AGONIZING LIKE ARE YOU FOR REAAAAAL I CAN'T HANDLE THIS I AM GOING TO CRY OUT OF SHEER EXCITEMENT
I did not even anticipate this level of freaking out, which proves how dumb I am because it's you. Of course you're freaking out.
No, I am not fucking with you! Yes, it's really happening! No, I don't know why! Yes, it is a/b/o because apparently my id is out of control! No, I do not know if you'll survive!
YOU JUST RANDOMLY TELL ME THAT MY FAVORITE KPOP WRITER IS ABOUT TO START POSTING A MULTI CHAPTERED FIC FOR MY ULTIMATE OTP TO BEAT ALL OTPS YES THE FLAWLESS OTP NOBODY WRITES FIC FOR AND LEAST OF ALL ACTUALLY GETS EXCEPT HER AND LIKE THREE PEOPLE BUT OH SUUUUURE NO BIGGY IT'S ALL COOL
no
not cool
I AM PREPARING MYSELF FOR PAINFUL DEATH BECAUSE I AM SO NOT READY TO HANDLE THIS
I AM NOT FREAKING OUT BECAUSE IT'S ME
I AM FREAKING OUT BECAUSE IT'S OTP AND YOU
LET ME REPEAT THAT : IT'S OTP AND YOU AKA SWEET DEATH
LAUREEEEEEN I AM HAVING A MAJOR FREAK OUT BECAUSE OTP FEELS ASSAULT WHAT IS THIS
WHY ARE YOU THE WORST
OH FUUUUCK THIS IS GOING TO KILL ME
LOL NOBODY WILL UNDERSTAND MY PAIN HAHAHAHAH I CAN ALREADY PREDICT EVERYBODY STARTING TO NOD IN PUZZLEMENT AND THINKING WHY YES LET'S SHIP DATZ NOW THAT LAUREN IS WRITING FOR THEM AND A FIRST(!!!) CHAPTER YES WHY NOT WHILE I WILL SPASM ON THE FLOOR UNABLE TO FUNCTION BECAUSE MY OTP ACTUALLY HAS A CHAPTERED FIC FOR IT SUCK IT EVERYBODY I WIIIIIN
I've never actually done that with shoes before but I have gone about part of my day in an inside out shirt. A mirror by the front door only works if you look at it!
Maybe nobody will notice and if they do I'm sure they'll understand :D
I do the two different socks thing on purpose. Like, I actually do it because I like it and it also confuses security people at airports a lot, lmao, but never two different shows. Would be a funny experience, tho.
I once got to the subway station with the kind of slippers you wear at home and nowhere else. Was fun too.
I went to see my mama and I told her about the shoes and she said, "Well, the rest of you looked so cute that why would anyone look at your feet?" That's what moms are for, I guess.
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((Squish))
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(I'm fine at my desk for most of the day, but now I'm wondering what I'm going to do when I have to go to the break room for my lunch! Everyone's going to see!)
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just laugh and roll your eyes. it's silly and it could happen to anyone.
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This is what I get for not turning on the lights in the morning when I get ready to leave! I always figure that there's enough light coming through the (closed) blinds to see by, but apparently there isn't!
(Best part of all: one of the shoes is rubber. And the other one is fake patent leather. I am laughing at myself so hard!)
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(Hihihi how are you??)
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And at least you have the common sense to wear flats, unlike yours truly. The way I packed before leaving is truly laughable. Priorities what are they?
I'm okay-ish :) I promised myself I would write a post when I got home, so you should get a more substantial update soon ;) How are you?
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You wouldn't have that problem if you didn't own any heels! ;p I have compassion for your feet!
I am very glad you're not less-than-okay-ish! And I will look forward to a post whenever you have the time for it!
I'm pretty good! Can't really complain except that AS I TYPE I am working on a Hoya/Myungsoo fic that threatens to take over my life. I miiiiight even get the first chapter posted today. Maybe. IT'S SO RIDICULOUS, E. PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.
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SCREECHING
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WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS
i am already calling for help help help
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IS IT
NO REALLY
IF YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOu
ever
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MY BEAUTIFUL OTP WHAT WHAT WHAT
IS IT HAPPENING OH MY GOD YES IT IS HAPPENING
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I did not even anticipate this level of freaking out, which proves how dumb I am because it's you. Of course you're freaking out.
No, I am not fucking with you! Yes, it's really happening! No, I don't know why! Yes, it is a/b/o because apparently my id is out of control! No, I do not know if you'll survive!
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YOU JUST RANDOMLY TELL ME THAT MY FAVORITE KPOP WRITER IS ABOUT TO START POSTING A MULTI CHAPTERED FIC FOR MY ULTIMATE OTP TO BEAT ALL OTPS YES THE FLAWLESS OTP NOBODY WRITES FIC FOR AND LEAST OF ALL ACTUALLY GETS EXCEPT HER AND LIKE THREE PEOPLE BUT OH SUUUUURE NO BIGGY IT'S ALL COOL
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not cool
I AM PREPARING MYSELF FOR PAINFUL DEATH BECAUSE I AM SO NOT READY TO HANDLE THIS
I AM NOT FREAKING OUT BECAUSE IT'S ME
I AM FREAKING OUT BECAUSE IT'S OTP AND YOU
LET ME REPEAT THAT : IT'S OTP AND YOU AKA SWEET DEATH
bye i'm going to do some meditation now
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WHY ARE YOU THE WORST
OH FUUUUCK THIS IS GOING TO KILL ME
LOL NOBODY WILL UNDERSTAND MY PAIN HAHAHAHAH I CAN ALREADY PREDICT EVERYBODY STARTING TO NOD IN PUZZLEMENT AND THINKING WHY YES LET'S SHIP DATZ NOW THAT LAUREN IS WRITING FOR THEM AND A FIRST(!!!) CHAPTER YES WHY NOT WHILE I WILL SPASM ON THE FLOOR UNABLE TO FUNCTION BECAUSE MY OTP ACTUALLY HAS A CHAPTERED FIC FOR IT SUCK IT EVERYBODY I WIIIIIN
/mental breakdown
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Maybe nobody will notice and if they do I'm sure they'll understand :D
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I'm sure no one will remember past tomorrow even if they do notice!
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I once got to the subway station with the kind of slippers you wear at home and nowhere else. Was fun too.
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I went to see my mama and I told her about the shoes and she said, "Well, the rest of you looked so cute that why would anyone look at your feet?" That's what moms are for, I guess.
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