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[lirazel]

Normally this is the kind of thing I would share on tumblr, but since I don't have access to it at work anymore...

My little sister is teaching English in Ecuador right now. She keeps sending me emails asking me grammar questions to help her better explain the English language ("In the sentence 'I like running' what part of speech is 'running'?" that sort of thing). Lots of them. Which is fun for me, since I love grammar and haven't done a thing with it since high school.

Today I logged into my email and I saw an email that said "The monkey rode the dog's back all night." And I thought, "Oh, this is a grammar question, she's going to ask something about the sentence construction or a part of speech."

Um. No.



This probably isn't as hilarious to anyone else as it is to me, but.

Comments

[ceciliaj.livejournal.com]

amazing post is amazing :)

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

I'm glad someone else enjoyed it too!

[laeryn.livejournal.com]

oh my god WHAT xDDDDDD

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Apparently this is a thing that happens! Monkeys riding dogs! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Tooootally off topic, but have you seen Myungsoo's latest photoshoot? I think I'm going to have to make peace with the fact that he isn't my little baby anymore....

LOOK AT THIS:



NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS OKAY. THOSE JEANS. NO.

[laeryn.livejournal.com]

I can't stop staring. Oh. My. God.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

I. KNOW.

This one isn't much better:



(His thighs should be illegal.)

[laeryn.livejournal.com]

I'd rather have his thighs in Madrid than let them be illegal, but oh well, life's /SO/ unfair.

I just. Wow. He should be illegal. 90% of the time I don't even know whether I should be looking at his face, thighs, arms, OR WHAT.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Never has "Visual" been a more appropriate title. He's perfect head to toe. Like I seriously can't think of one single way his looks could be improved upon.

AND HE'S A GIANT SWEETHEART WITH A BEAUTIFUL HEART. How are we supposed to handle his existence?

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

I suppose this would be a good time to confess that I've always secretly found Myungsoo to be a sexual beast.

There, I said it.

(It was only a matter of time before y'all caught up tbqh.)

[aerintine.livejournal.com]

what on earth.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

don't even play it like you don't feel me.

[phaedresgarden.livejournal.com]

Um, no. LOL. I mean yes he will be but he still seems very innocent to me. Like he's sexy and beautiful and attractive but in this weird way it's like he doesn't know it or know what to do with it. I keep picturing Hoya or Woohyun trying to teach him how to be sexy on stage and then shaking their heads at his fail.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

Yeah, let's be clear I mean sexual as in SEXY. (Also, I was trying to scandalise Jamie.) I really can't say anything about how sexual he is or not. Though, I would love to witness these hilar Howoosoo pep talks.

[phaedresgarden.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Oh yes, he is very sexy, well sometimes. Sometimes he's like a lost toddler at the mall, *sighs*. And yes, I would love to be a fly on the wall for the imagined pet talks. :)

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

This is totally how I see him.

[phaedresgarden.livejournal.com]

*grins*

[phaedresgarden.livejournal.com]

Saw that picture earlier today, my jaw dropped to the floor. Those jeans are so not legal in any way whatsoever. (And his buuuutttt.)

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT HIS BUTT. DON'T TALK TO ME.

(His entire lower body is just criminal. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.)

[phaedresgarden.livejournal.com]

I'm also trying not to notice other salient points south of his belt buckle but um... 0.0

I don't know what to do either. *hugs you*

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Yes, um, I think we've all noticed that.

[aerintine.livejournal.com]

"that" has put me into a permanent spasming state.

[aerintine.livejournal.com]

i don't want to talk about it. i can't talk about it. i am a flailing sobbing mess. myungsoo has undone me.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

In related news,

Baby monkey riding backwards on a pig

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

WHEN IT'S CHASING THE PIG-THING.

There needs to be a news station that focuses exclusively on animals riding on other animals.

[fenchurche.livejournal.com]

Okay, weirdly I couldn't get it to display on LJ (it just gave a very thin line of the photo) and instead had to save it to my hard drive and look at it that way! Not sure what that's about...

Very funny, though!!!

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Weird! On your computer? That is strange!

Glad you got a laugh!

[phaedresgarden.livejournal.com]

This is so cute and the dog's expression!

Re pics - Also... his forearms. Good grief Myungsoo is delicious, help!

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

She said sometimes the monkey would hop off for a while and then hop back on and it was like a circus routine. I'm so amused.

HE'S THE MOST DELICIOUS EVER I'M KIND OF HAVING A MELTDOWN OVER IT. He's my baby! He's not supposed to be like this!

What is so hot about forearms, anyway? Why is it so great when a guy wears a long sleeve shirt or a button-down and then rolls up the sleeves or pushes them up? I don't know, but it is hot!

[phaedresgarden.livejournal.com]

LOL, how cute is that. Now I wish she could have videod the dog and monkey routine!

If it helps anything, I think he's only barely scratched the surface of his own sexual feelings/sexuality etc. But um... if he keeps looking like that, someone is going to help him out with that because look at him!

I don't know what's so hot about them either but the way his arm looks right there is lickable and oh goodness!

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I still think he hasn't got it figured out either. He's just starting down that path. I hope whoever helps him with it is good to him, though! He's such a good guy he'll be great to his partner. (I also think he'd want to be in love before he does much of anything because he is such a little romantic, but what do I know.)

RIGHT?

[phaedresgarden.livejournal.com]

I agree he'd be great to his partner and I too rather think (hope) he'd prefer to be in love too and hope he'd find someone to appreciate his beautiful big heart as well as his gorgeous exterior. *nods nods*

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

And I hope that if this person eventually breaks his heart that Yeoljong will team up to get revenge or just make him feel better.

(Can you imagine if someone really actually hurt Myungsoo in some way? I just think Yeoljong would go ballistic. Both of them are very dangerous in their own ways.)

[phaedresgarden.livejournal.com]

(I think if someone hurts/breaks Myungsoo's heart that person just better leave the country, go into a witness protection program, get plastic surgery because YeolJong are dangerous Princes of everything and will mess you up if you hurt their Myungie. )

And I'll just cross everything that nothing like that happens to him.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

Bless this post and the comments therein.

[kwritten.livejournal.com]

agreed

[aerintine.livejournal.com]

omg monkey!


i am in a fragile state. send help.

[une-jonquille.livejournal.com]

Let me just say that when I saw this pic I thought, "Oh good, we have a new Myungsoo metaphor, the koala thing had gotten old," so I am positively delighted with the way this thread has degenerated

[youcallitwinter.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA, YOU ARE SO THE BEST FOR THIS. I don't even know what this is, but it totally made my day. Your sister is clearly aces in her taste in things.