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"Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here."
Hey! I'm back for a matter of hours and I'm immediately inundating you with one of those posts where I ramble and ramble about a show that I should have been watching for years now and so it's all old news for you. But I'm a new convert to Gossip Girl, dang it, and though I should have listened to Izi and May and started watching long ago, I'm now so flail-y about it that I just have to share.
So!
Strictly speaking, I should hate this show. Teen dramas are not my idea of fun (unless they're crazy smart like Buffy or Veronica Mars, but neither of those are typical at all and I don't judge them by the same standards) and I'm more drawn to sci-fi-ish, high concept dramas (well, Friday Night Lights doesn't fit into this category, but it's the exception. Also, I just bought season 2 on DVD and I'm going to actually watch it all the way through soon, just so you know). Also, the last thing I typically want to watch is moral-less millionaires revel in their own wealth.
But I don't care waht anyone says. This show is a satire. Or at least (mostly) maintains the tone of a well-written one. It has to walk the very thin line between melodrama and being too tongue-in-cheek, and in its best moments, it manages to do both.
But as stylish and snarkily-written as it is, there are two reasons I am still watching this show: Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass. (Well, and possibly Eric. He's awesome, but not reason enough to continue watching on his own)
But I'll get to them in a second. First, for the rest of the characters.
I kind of hate Blake Lively. How can she manage to look so gorgeous in some really ridiculous clothes (some of them are awesome, but others? Way too over the top) and no matter how her hair's done? Seriously, me and my crazy mass of uncontrollable curls hate her for her perfect hair! Evil girl! She must have made a deal with a demon for hair that perfect (that sounds like crack!fic. Gossip Girl/Supernatural crossover, anyone?).
But other than that, I have very little to say about her. Meh, mostly. She's very choppily-written, I think. I realize that she's torn between her past and the person she's trying to be, but a lot of the time she just comes across as schizophrenic. Especially this season where all it takes to return her to her old ways is Dan going out with someone else? That whole thing was just silly. I mean, hopefully we'll get some cool evil competition with Blair, though the preview for the new episode doesn't leave me very confident. Whatever, Serena van der Woodsen. I care for you not.
Speaking of Dan, Penn Badgley is kind of adorable. And I like Dan fine, but I just can't muster up a whole lot of enthusiasm for him. I like the idea of "poor(er) boy trying to navigate the world of the upper class" in theory more than I do in its execution on this show. And he started out as the voice of reason, but he hasn't been doing that very well lately.
In the world of "Meh," though, Nate is probably highest up on my list. He's so distracting when he's onscreen because I keep expecting him to start posing for a Ralph Lauren ad at any given moment. He's so well-groomed it's almost creepy. Also, I've decided he's stupid to have gotten involved with that Catherine/Duchess person in the first place. Dumbass. I know I should feel sorry for him because his parents are so horrible, but again, I just can't feel anything like passion in reference to him in a positive or negative way.
I really, really liked Jenny at first, when she was still sweet and resourceful and relatively untainted by the world she was living in. I also liked her relationship with Dan and her dad, too. But now she's become so whiny. Worse than Claire Bennet, actually, who has been my whininess standard for a while now. She's always blatantly disobeying her dad who is the only parent even trying to do the right thing (even if he's often pretty bad at it) and then moping whenever things don't go her way. I know that she's a teenage girl, but get over it! And when she tries to play the popularity game, she just comes across as unlikable, mostly because Taylor Momsen isn't nearly as talented an actress as Leighton Meester (but then, who is?). So just shut up, Jenny!
I was over the whole Rufus/Lily thing from the first episode. It's going to be that thing that they drag out over seasons, and I'm going to get more and more annoyed about it. But they're both okay as characters on their own, though I'm wondering what audience the show is writing their story for. Does anyone actually care? The kids who watch don't care about the adults, and the adults are watching to live vicariously through these filthy rich kids. So who cares?
Vanessa I like, even if she's a bit too perfect. Also, she insanely beautiful. And I'm jealous of her hair and her awesome huge earrings. But she's cool and sassy when she needs to be, though I spend vast portions of the show wondering what on earth she thinks she has in common with Nate. Honey, he has no personality! You can do so much better! I feel like they were the only unattached characters on teh show and so the writers threw them at each other. Also, if they're going to do that relationship at all, Nate should be chasing after Vanessa. She's too self-possessed to be moping over him. Maintain your pride, girl!
The Georgina thing was awesome. Michelle was so evil and fun, and I loved her waging psychological warfare on Serena. I didn't think they ended it very well--Blair could have come up with a way cattier punishment for her, but whatever. The entire time she was on the screen, I kept thinking, "Uuuummmm! Dawnie Summers! When Spike and Buffy find out how you've been acting they're going to show up and drag you back to California and you're going to be in so. Much. Trouble!" No, really. That's what I wanted to happen.
Eric may be the only character I straight up like. I would like him in real life, and I like him on the show. I have sympathy for him, but despite his suicide attempt, he's too sure of himself for me to feel anything like pity, thank God. He's so clear-sighted. I have to admit that back in the day, I shipped him and Jenny. They totally wrote him like he was enamored of her, and I was sure they were going to go in the direction of having Jenny compete for the affections of some personality-less Ken doll before she came to her senses and saw that Eric was right. There. and the only character who really seems to be untainted by status and money. So I was disappointed when he made the revelation that he's gay, not because he turned out to be gay, but because it ruined my first ship of the show. But now I'm over it and I just want to see him being cool (and having more screen time!) and hanging out with Chuck. And maybe being really good platonic friends with Jenny and being the one to make her see how self-involved and immature she's being.
But!
There are two characters so awesome, so snarky and horrible, so well-drawn that I will put up with any level of mediocrity in order to experience their awesomeness.
Okay, I'm giving up on the suspense thing. It's not like you didn't already know who they were.
Chuck Bass is the slimiest, most loathsome character I've encountered in a while. He's horrible and disgusting and vile. But "he's Chuck Bass," and so I adore him. I never want to meet him, I just want to watch him drink and whore his way across my screen and enjoy the hell out of it. By the way, "I'm Chuck Bass" has officially become my favorite line from anything ever. Ever.
I love his stupid scarf and his stupid bedroom voice and his stupidstupidstupid colored suits. I love his loyalty to Nate and his taking Eric under his wing (which he totally didn't have to do, by the way) and his wanting his dad's attention in any way he can get it (cliche as that is). And I love how much he hates how much he wants Blair. Oh, Chuck Bass. You are too awesome.
And as May and I were discussing, Leighton Meester is the actress who is going to come out of this show with a real career. I can't get over how pitch-perfect she is, always. No one else I can think of could take this selfish, manipulative person and make me actually care about her. Blair's got so many layers, but none of them contradict each other. She's the definition of "I am large, I contain multitudes." I squee with happiness when she schemes and she makes me cry when she does. I love her headbands and even her clothes are sometimes ridiculous, she sells them because of her dignity. Which she manages to maintain even when the world is falling apart around her. Everything about her makes for an awesome character.
And yes, of course, I ship Blair/Chuck, just like you always knew I would. Obviously, Chuck and Blair will never be a normal, functional couple. They're both too selfish to have a real relationship. But they understand each other better than anyone else ever will, and they could easily take over the world if they wanted, what with their combined powers of manipulation. Honestly, my favorite moments with them were before they slept together, when they teamed up with their diabolical plots and admired each other's deviousness. Perfect. I want to see them scheme together at least once more this season. I mean, not that I'm not enjoying their angsty "I love you/I hate you"-ness, but watching them plot together is just so much fun! Oh, those two crazy kids.
Also, my other favorite part of the entire show so far (that didn't involved only Blair and Chuck and their rollercoaster of an anti-relationship) was the "Non-judging Breakfast Club." For some reason, when Blair and Chuck and Serena and Nate were all together and the other three were being there for Serena, all over protective, and, for once, fairly selfless, I flailed with happiness. It was so Fab Four--Veronica, Lilly, Logan, Duncan--all over again, and I flipped out. I want to see that happen a lot more.
So. Gossip Girl writers. Here's what I want:
1. Blair and Chuck plotting. And angsting, too. But mostly plotting.
2. Eric to have his own storyline.
3. More "Non-judging Breakfast Club" awesomeness.
4. Vanessa getting her backbone back.
5. Jenny to either shut up or learn her lesson.
Wow. That was crazy long. I doubt anybody actually read all of it. But I had lots of fun writing it! And it's always exciting to gain a new fandom, especially one with characters as awesome as this one.
Also, who's been watching Fringe? Is it good? I tried to watch the pilot and couldn't make it through it. But if anyone I trust enjoys it, I'd be willing to give it another chance. J.J. Abrams and I have such a love/hate relationship, so I need advice on this one.
Oh, television. How I'd missed you.
So!
Strictly speaking, I should hate this show. Teen dramas are not my idea of fun (unless they're crazy smart like Buffy or Veronica Mars, but neither of those are typical at all and I don't judge them by the same standards) and I'm more drawn to sci-fi-ish, high concept dramas (well, Friday Night Lights doesn't fit into this category, but it's the exception. Also, I just bought season 2 on DVD and I'm going to actually watch it all the way through soon, just so you know). Also, the last thing I typically want to watch is moral-less millionaires revel in their own wealth.
But I don't care waht anyone says. This show is a satire. Or at least (mostly) maintains the tone of a well-written one. It has to walk the very thin line between melodrama and being too tongue-in-cheek, and in its best moments, it manages to do both.
But as stylish and snarkily-written as it is, there are two reasons I am still watching this show: Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass. (Well, and possibly Eric. He's awesome, but not reason enough to continue watching on his own)
But I'll get to them in a second. First, for the rest of the characters.
I kind of hate Blake Lively. How can she manage to look so gorgeous in some really ridiculous clothes (some of them are awesome, but others? Way too over the top) and no matter how her hair's done? Seriously, me and my crazy mass of uncontrollable curls hate her for her perfect hair! Evil girl! She must have made a deal with a demon for hair that perfect (that sounds like crack!fic. Gossip Girl/Supernatural crossover, anyone?).
But other than that, I have very little to say about her. Meh, mostly. She's very choppily-written, I think. I realize that she's torn between her past and the person she's trying to be, but a lot of the time she just comes across as schizophrenic. Especially this season where all it takes to return her to her old ways is Dan going out with someone else? That whole thing was just silly. I mean, hopefully we'll get some cool evil competition with Blair, though the preview for the new episode doesn't leave me very confident. Whatever, Serena van der Woodsen. I care for you not.
Speaking of Dan, Penn Badgley is kind of adorable. And I like Dan fine, but I just can't muster up a whole lot of enthusiasm for him. I like the idea of "poor(er) boy trying to navigate the world of the upper class" in theory more than I do in its execution on this show. And he started out as the voice of reason, but he hasn't been doing that very well lately.
In the world of "Meh," though, Nate is probably highest up on my list. He's so distracting when he's onscreen because I keep expecting him to start posing for a Ralph Lauren ad at any given moment. He's so well-groomed it's almost creepy. Also, I've decided he's stupid to have gotten involved with that Catherine/Duchess person in the first place. Dumbass. I know I should feel sorry for him because his parents are so horrible, but again, I just can't feel anything like passion in reference to him in a positive or negative way.
I really, really liked Jenny at first, when she was still sweet and resourceful and relatively untainted by the world she was living in. I also liked her relationship with Dan and her dad, too. But now she's become so whiny. Worse than Claire Bennet, actually, who has been my whininess standard for a while now. She's always blatantly disobeying her dad who is the only parent even trying to do the right thing (even if he's often pretty bad at it) and then moping whenever things don't go her way. I know that she's a teenage girl, but get over it! And when she tries to play the popularity game, she just comes across as unlikable, mostly because Taylor Momsen isn't nearly as talented an actress as Leighton Meester (but then, who is?). So just shut up, Jenny!
I was over the whole Rufus/Lily thing from the first episode. It's going to be that thing that they drag out over seasons, and I'm going to get more and more annoyed about it. But they're both okay as characters on their own, though I'm wondering what audience the show is writing their story for. Does anyone actually care? The kids who watch don't care about the adults, and the adults are watching to live vicariously through these filthy rich kids. So who cares?
Vanessa I like, even if she's a bit too perfect. Also, she insanely beautiful. And I'm jealous of her hair and her awesome huge earrings. But she's cool and sassy when she needs to be, though I spend vast portions of the show wondering what on earth she thinks she has in common with Nate. Honey, he has no personality! You can do so much better! I feel like they were the only unattached characters on teh show and so the writers threw them at each other. Also, if they're going to do that relationship at all, Nate should be chasing after Vanessa. She's too self-possessed to be moping over him. Maintain your pride, girl!
The Georgina thing was awesome. Michelle was so evil and fun, and I loved her waging psychological warfare on Serena. I didn't think they ended it very well--Blair could have come up with a way cattier punishment for her, but whatever. The entire time she was on the screen, I kept thinking, "Uuuummmm! Dawnie Summers! When Spike and Buffy find out how you've been acting they're going to show up and drag you back to California and you're going to be in so. Much. Trouble!" No, really. That's what I wanted to happen.
Eric may be the only character I straight up like. I would like him in real life, and I like him on the show. I have sympathy for him, but despite his suicide attempt, he's too sure of himself for me to feel anything like pity, thank God. He's so clear-sighted. I have to admit that back in the day, I shipped him and Jenny. They totally wrote him like he was enamored of her, and I was sure they were going to go in the direction of having Jenny compete for the affections of some personality-less Ken doll before she came to her senses and saw that Eric was right. There. and the only character who really seems to be untainted by status and money. So I was disappointed when he made the revelation that he's gay, not because he turned out to be gay, but because it ruined my first ship of the show. But now I'm over it and I just want to see him being cool (and having more screen time!) and hanging out with Chuck. And maybe being really good platonic friends with Jenny and being the one to make her see how self-involved and immature she's being.
But!
There are two characters so awesome, so snarky and horrible, so well-drawn that I will put up with any level of mediocrity in order to experience their awesomeness.
Okay, I'm giving up on the suspense thing. It's not like you didn't already know who they were.
Chuck Bass is the slimiest, most loathsome character I've encountered in a while. He's horrible and disgusting and vile. But "he's Chuck Bass," and so I adore him. I never want to meet him, I just want to watch him drink and whore his way across my screen and enjoy the hell out of it. By the way, "I'm Chuck Bass" has officially become my favorite line from anything ever. Ever.
I love his stupid scarf and his stupid bedroom voice and his stupidstupidstupid colored suits. I love his loyalty to Nate and his taking Eric under his wing (which he totally didn't have to do, by the way) and his wanting his dad's attention in any way he can get it (cliche as that is). And I love how much he hates how much he wants Blair. Oh, Chuck Bass. You are too awesome.
And as May and I were discussing, Leighton Meester is the actress who is going to come out of this show with a real career. I can't get over how pitch-perfect she is, always. No one else I can think of could take this selfish, manipulative person and make me actually care about her. Blair's got so many layers, but none of them contradict each other. She's the definition of "I am large, I contain multitudes." I squee with happiness when she schemes and she makes me cry when she does. I love her headbands and even her clothes are sometimes ridiculous, she sells them because of her dignity. Which she manages to maintain even when the world is falling apart around her. Everything about her makes for an awesome character.
And yes, of course, I ship Blair/Chuck, just like you always knew I would. Obviously, Chuck and Blair will never be a normal, functional couple. They're both too selfish to have a real relationship. But they understand each other better than anyone else ever will, and they could easily take over the world if they wanted, what with their combined powers of manipulation. Honestly, my favorite moments with them were before they slept together, when they teamed up with their diabolical plots and admired each other's deviousness. Perfect. I want to see them scheme together at least once more this season. I mean, not that I'm not enjoying their angsty "I love you/I hate you"-ness, but watching them plot together is just so much fun! Oh, those two crazy kids.
Also, my other favorite part of the entire show so far (that didn't involved only Blair and Chuck and their rollercoaster of an anti-relationship) was the "Non-judging Breakfast Club." For some reason, when Blair and Chuck and Serena and Nate were all together and the other three were being there for Serena, all over protective, and, for once, fairly selfless, I flailed with happiness. It was so Fab Four--Veronica, Lilly, Logan, Duncan--all over again, and I flipped out. I want to see that happen a lot more.
So. Gossip Girl writers. Here's what I want:
1. Blair and Chuck plotting. And angsting, too. But mostly plotting.
2. Eric to have his own storyline.
3. More "Non-judging Breakfast Club" awesomeness.
4. Vanessa getting her backbone back.
5. Jenny to either shut up or learn her lesson.
Wow. That was crazy long. I doubt anybody actually read all of it. But I had lots of fun writing it! And it's always exciting to gain a new fandom, especially one with characters as awesome as this one.
Also, who's been watching Fringe? Is it good? I tried to watch the pilot and couldn't make it through it. But if anyone I trust enjoys it, I'd be willing to give it another chance. J.J. Abrams and I have such a love/hate relationship, so I need advice on this one.
Oh, television. How I'd missed you.
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*puffs up cheeks* No using your poetic words to describe Gossip Girl in a hundred words or less! This is not fair.
*groans* I know. She makes me ache. And increasingly jealous. It's not fair that I'm short and fat and she has these great pair of legs that I have to glare at.
She did. ME! Little Blakey was foolish enough to sell her soul to me for a new nose adjusment and perfect blonde hair. Oh yes.
As Blake was silly enough to sell her soul to me, I do not like Serena. She's all "boo hoo! My past haunts me in the form of the very beautiful Michelle Trachtenberg and I'm all beautiful and I'm the main protaganis so all the guys fall to my feet and my best friend takes the spotlight!" BAH! SHE MAKES ME WANT TO SAY "SHUT UP MARTHA!"
Er ...
I mean ... "SHUT UP SERENA!"
He's preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty. *drools*
*falls out of chair*
I love you.
Marry me?
SHUT UP SERENA!
SHUT UP MARTHA!
SHUT UP CLAIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. Thank. God.
Everyone rages on about how cute and lovely they are. I don't like it. I hardly appreciate it. I think it's a sad pathetic attempt to copy The OC and make the parents part of the show. (course, these are the creators of The OC ...) They just don't do it as well.
*cries* SHE'S NOT SUPPOSE TO BE!
SHE'S SUPPOSE TO BE OVERWEIGHT AND BALD!
Yeah. They're pretty fucking awesome.
I didn't look ahead that week and I watched the episode and nearly cried. MY DAWNIE! ALL GROWN UP! EVIL AND MANIPULATIVE! She was perfect.
Oh my god! I totally wanted them to pull an "Object of my Affection" together! You know ... without the heartache adn the pregnancy and the guy finding another lover ... *sighs*
Chuck + Blair = The evilest sort of love in the entire world.
Nuff said.
1. Yes. Yes. YES!
2. Yes. Yes. YES!
3. No. Juding is awesome. XD No. YES!
4. Ugh. She can diaf
5. Did you watch till the season's end? I dunno why ... but I always seem to find a little potential of Dawnie in her. Just a little. But that seems to be slipping away so carefully ... JENNY! My faith. Is almost gone. COme on! You can come back! You can get off Lauren's whiny list! Yeah! You can do it!
Fringe was heavily dissapoitning.
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Yeah, Ms. Lively is kind of like the textbook definition of Western standards of beauty. It's crazy. You don't think it's possible for anyone to actually be all of that, and then there she is.
She's all "boo hoo! My past haunts me in the form of the very beautiful Michelle Trachtenberg and I'm all beautiful and I'm the main protaganis so all the guys fall to my feet and my best friend takes the spotlight!" Ha! I love the way you put that! And Michelle has gotten completely lovely, hasn't she. Yay for Dawn Summers growing up.
Of course I will marry you. Didn't you know that I love you back?
Everyone rages on about how cute and lovely they are. Really? Didn't know that. That disappoints me. And I agree about the parents thing. The only show where that's really worked for me is That 70s Show. I would watch an entire show about Kitty and Red. I mean, I'd miss Hyde and Eric horribly, of course, and Jackie, too, but Kitty and Red are the definition of awesome.
SHE'S SUPPOSE TO BE OVERWEIGHT AND BALD! REally? I'm intrigued. Tell me more.
MY DAWNIE! ALL GROWN UP! EVIL AND MANIPULATIVE! She was perfect. My reaction exactly.
Oh, I'd be thrilled of Jenny moved off my list. Thrilled, I tell you. I sincerely hope she does. I just haven't seen much hope for it lately.
Well, I thought so too about Fringe. I turned it off halfway through the pilot. But May swears it gets better a few episodes in, so I'm going to give it another chance, I think.
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Michelle is lovely. And then Serena is all ... bah. And ick. And doesn't have a character ... and ... Gr.
YOU LOVE ME? YOU REALLY REALLY LOVE ME?!!!
*smooches*
Kitty and Red?
Oh my god. You have to seriously be my life partner. I shall find you int he afterlife and we shall life hapilly foreve rin the afterlife.
I never cared too much for the teen relationship .....
That's a lie but Kitty and Red was the main reason I'd tune in every week. *smiles*
In the book, she's suppose to wear all blacka nd have a shaved head and be all coolish beautifulness in a personality sence of way. But noooooooooooooooooo. They ruine dher by making her homeschooled and NOT an aspiring filmaker set to go to NYU. Gr.
I'd be thrilled if Jenny got off your list. Or ... my list at that. But if Claire every got off your list ... no matter how smidge of whiny she is tuned down ...
We'd have to talk divorce.
The month of May told you about Fringe? MAY IS AN ALIVE MONTH!!!!!!!!
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Of course I love you! You mean you didn't figure it out already? *smooches back*
You have to seriously be my life partner. I shall find you int he afterlife and we shall life hapilly foreve rin the afterlife. Sounds like a plan!
And yes, Kitty and Red are the best married couple on TV, with the possible exceptions of Coach and Mrs. Coach and Wash and Zoe.
Huh. That's really interesting. I obviously hadn't read the books at all. I knew, though, that Jenny is supposedly very different from the books to the show, but I didn't realize that Vanessa is that different. I hope they don't shave her head just because I love Jessica's hair.
Don't worry--I don't think that Claire will ever drop off the list. I really doubt that's possible. So our relationship is safe.
Well, actually, May is ineffort. A person. But very much alive. Though now that you brought that I up, I kind of want to nickname her "The Lusty Month of May" after the song from Camelot. And also because it's funny.
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*wipes cheek* I'M GONNA GET COOTIES!!!!
We could be the Kitty and Red of the afterlife! You know ... kinda. NOt really. Becaue we could never be the awesome that are Kitty and Red.
Jenny is suppose to be short. And a brunette. Oh. And she's suppose to be a DD cup. *nods*
Claire shall live on hate lists as long as I shall live! I think ...
She sounds wonderful.