Frustrating! The big fuss about bra straps is one of those microaggressions that just chaps my ass every time. HIDE YOUR GROSS WOMANITY AND BE QUIET ABOUT IT. Especially since yeah, bras are far from necessary.

(You might have more options than a strapless for anything other than a strapless dress? I don't want to be all HERE IS A TON OF UNSOLICITED ADVICE but I know most of the tricks if you want, lol.)