MYUNGSOO IS STUCK IN KITTEN MODE AND CANNOT GET OUT.
AND SUNGGYU IS FREAKING OUT.
AND SUNGYEOL AND SUNGJONG ARE SO EVIL I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO WRAP MY MIND AROUND IT.
AND HOYA AND WOOHYUN ARE WRESTLING ALL THE TIME AND I RESENT THE VISUAL IN MY MIND NOW BECAUSE IT IS TOO HOT.
AND SUNGJONG SUNGJONG SUNGJONG
AND POOR DONGWOO IS LIKE HALF-OBLIVIOUS EXCEPT NOT AND I CAN'T WRAP MY MIND AROUND IT.
AND HOYA TAKES GOOD CARE OF KITTEN I CAN'T HANDLE IT.
(No, really, I did not need to know that I have the world's biggest non-sexual kink for Myungkitty. I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT ABOUT MYSELF.)
AND THEN THEY JUMP HIM WHILE HE'S ASLEEP. AND SUNGJONG JUST PULLS UP A CHAIR. AND CALLS FOR THE KITTEN WHO I ASSUME IS GOING TO LICK AT DONGWOO WHILE EVERYONE ELSE HAS THEIR NASTY WAY WITH HIM.
AND THEN MY MIND DOES THESE MAGICAL THINGS AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
AND ALL I CAN SAY TO ALL OF IT NOW IS::
"Well. Yeah."
OF COURSE MYUNGSOO IS STUCK IN KITTEN MODE.
OF COURSE SUNGGYU IS TRYING NOT TO FREAK OUT.
OF COURSE HOYA AND WOOHYUN ARE WRESTLING EVERYWHERE (for the visual pleasure of their masters and also enjoying every moment of it)
and I resent it so much because I never shipped it before but UGH IT WOULD BE SO ATTRACTIVE AND TURN ON EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE AND THAT'S ALL IT'S NEEDED FOR, REALLY
OF COURSE IT IS ALL SUNGJONG'S FAULT. EVERY BITTY BIT OF IT.
The part that slays me absolutely dead is Hoya/kittensoo. I CANNOT WITH THE PERFECTION. I BLAME ELEONORE. Hoya loves his kitten ever so! And the nose-kiss!!!
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WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS? WHAT EXACTLY IS MY BRAIN?!
(No, really, I did not need to know that I have the world's biggest non-sexual kink for Myungkitty. I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT ABOUT MYSELF.) I refuse to respond to this. I'm the bastard who wrote it. I have nothing more to say about it. all I want in the world is everyone petting kittensoo and loving him and Hoya bathing him and tucking him into bed at night. ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD
it's like unspoken that one shouldn't squee about the things they write. but I didn't write this atrocity. it wrote itself. so now I'm just going to sit back and enjoy it
KELSEY. KELSEY. I have never once had really profound feelings about any other Myungsoo ship except Myungyeol. BUT NOW I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THIS PERFECT OT3. DAMN YOU ELEONORE! I JUST WANT HOYA TO TAKE CARE OF HIM AND KISS HIS NOSE AND GIVE HIM BATHS AND TUCK HIM IN EVERY DAY.
Actually what I really want is for him to come live with me and by MY kitten, but since that isn't going to happen, Hoya is an acceptable substitute.
Do not even worry about squeeing about your own fic. I will squee along. NOSE KISSES. NOSE KISSES!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN HE PATTED HIM ON THE BUTT BEFORE HE SENT HIM OUT OF THE SHOWER. HE PATTED HIM ON THE BUTT. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
Other than Kitten!Soo, what I mostly love about this is you have slim and graceful and beautiful Sungjong and Sungyeol with their beautiful dainty hands and sharp sharp minds and they have these two muscle-y guys around as their devoted slaves who they like to torture so good and watch wrestle together and I LOVE THIS UNIVERSE CAN WE MOVE INTO IT?
I KNOW I KNOW I FEEL THE SAME WAY!!!!! #SOBBING MY HOJONGSOO FEELINGS!!!! THEY ARE SO INTENSE! (AND YES THEY ARE MOSTLY COMPRISED OF HOW LOVING AND ADORABLE HOYA WOULD BE WITH HIS LITTLE KITTEN AND JUST UUUUUGGGGHHHH. HOYA WHAT IS YOUR EXISTENCE?!)
NOSE KISSES. NOSE KISSES!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN HE PATTED HIM ON THE BUTT BEFORE HE SENT HIM OUT OF THE SHOWER. HE PATTED HIM ON THE BUTT. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
I can't even talk about it. I have yet to recover from the FEEEEELINGS.
Actually what I really want is for him to come live with me and by MY kitten, but since that isn't going to happen, Hoya is an acceptable substitute. ELEONORE IS THE VERY WORST
I LOVE THIS UNIVERSE CAN WE MOVE INTO IT? A Universe where Sungjong and Sungyeol are royal and beautiful and in charge of their gladiators who wrestle and compete and have the biggest, sweetest hearts? can I have gladiator/master!Hojong/Wooyeol now? please??? #sobbing
Girlfriend. Nothing will convince me that this ISN'T the Universe we live in. There is no alternative.
I seriously cannot handle the extent of my Hoya/Myungkitty feelings. I could scream. If I weren't at work. I would bury my face in my pillow and scream. That is how intense they are. It's actually gross.
A Universe where Sungjong and Sungyeol are royal and beautiful and in charge of their gladiators who wrestle and compete and have the biggest, sweetest hearts? can I have gladiator/master!Hojong/Wooyeol now? please??? #sobbing
Girlfriend. Nothing will convince me that this ISN'T the Universe we live in. There is no alternative
I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE FEELINGS IT'S LIKE I AM ON THE BRINK OF EXPLOSION
CAN WE MAKE THINGS BURN MAYBE
IDK I NEED CATHARSIS
I AM SO FUCKING OVERWHELMED
AND IF KELSEY EVEN TRIES AGAIN WITH HER "IT'S NOT THAT GOOD" TALK I WILL JUST STOP TALKING TO HER (GOT IT K? THIS IS JUST BEING RUDE, ACCEPT YOUR OWN MIGHTINESS FFS)
If inspiration strikes, I will hold you to that! I imagine a Kelsey!baby would be the most adorable thing on the planet. But you have to come with it to take care of dirty diapers because I'm not committing to that.
Oh, yes, I had forgotten this. That is 100% okay. In that case, if I ever do find myself in possession of an infant, I will STILL hold you to the diapers promise!
omg lol yes i am this awful person who keeps anon-spamming everybody *hides*
(i might be getting a tumblr soonish tho, just don't tell anybody because right now i really don't have time to do it--and people are getting impatient, i am scared)
LOLOLOL DIDN'T WE ALL??? tbf it was Jamie who introduces me to hell, but Lauren is everybody's Yoda. i feel you.
Tumblr will seriously take over your life, but we need more people populating the Department of KIM MYUNGSOO WHAT IS YOUR LIFE, so for selfish reasons I can't actually discourage you.
You are incredibly wise. I need to do my taxes. Thank God we don't have a state income tax.
It's really the worst thing ever you should never read it unless you're for some reason really curious about what goes on in mine and Eleonore's deranged minds.
there used to be a forum called "No Cookie for You!" (it grew out of a MBTV/TWoP discussion of Buffyfic) which was devoted solely to the worst fic in the Buffyverse. It was hilarious. This was 2001 or so, so I'm not sure it was properly archived, but man, I still remember some of that crap.
That is HYSTERICAL. I got into Buffy fandom way after that, so I missed out, but I'm glad that once existed in the world.
There's a tumblr devoted to the worst fics on asianfanfics that absolutely makes my brain bleed every time I go there. It's unbelievable. (And probably even worse than the bad Buffy fic.)
I will never can again. You better clean this mess up, Lauren. I want my gangbang and K says you're the one to give it to me. I will not give up. I will not surrender. I must have it.
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BUT KELSEY.
MYUNGSOO IS STUCK IN KITTEN MODE AND CANNOT GET OUT.
AND SUNGGYU IS FREAKING OUT.
AND SUNGYEOL AND SUNGJONG ARE SO EVIL I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO WRAP MY MIND AROUND IT.
AND HOYA AND WOOHYUN ARE WRESTLING ALL THE TIME AND I RESENT THE VISUAL IN MY MIND NOW BECAUSE IT IS TOO HOT.
AND SUNGJONG SUNGJONG SUNGJONG
AND POOR DONGWOO IS LIKE HALF-OBLIVIOUS EXCEPT NOT AND I CAN'T WRAP MY MIND AROUND IT.
AND HOYA TAKES GOOD CARE OF KITTEN I CAN'T HANDLE IT.
(No, really, I did not need to know that I have the world's biggest non-sexual kink for Myungkitty. I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT ABOUT MYSELF.)
AND THEN THEY JUMP HIM WHILE HE'S ASLEEP. AND SUNGJONG JUST PULLS UP A CHAIR. AND CALLS FOR THE KITTEN WHO I ASSUME IS GOING TO LICK AT DONGWOO WHILE EVERYONE ELSE HAS THEIR NASTY WAY WITH HIM.
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Imagine lil' ol' me. Minding my own business. Trying to run from the zombies. Walking my way to Mordor. Being a good little geek and enjoying the
sunshinecold.AND THEN MY MIND DOES THESE MAGICAL THINGS AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
AND ALL I CAN SAY TO ALL OF IT NOW IS::
"Well. Yeah."
OF COURSE MYUNGSOO IS STUCK IN KITTEN MODE.
OF COURSE SUNGGYU IS TRYING NOT TO FREAK OUT.
OF COURSE HOYA AND WOOHYUN ARE WRESTLING EVERYWHERE (for the visual pleasure of their masters and also enjoying every moment of it)
and I resent it so much because I never shipped it before but UGH IT WOULD BE SO ATTRACTIVE AND TURN ON EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE AND THAT'S ALL IT'S NEEDED FOR, REALLYOF COURSE IT IS ALL SUNGJONG'S FAULT. EVERY BITTY BIT OF IT.
The part that slays me absolutely dead is Hoya/kittensoo. I CANNOT WITH THE PERFECTION. I BLAME ELEONORE. Hoya loves his kitten ever so! And the nose-kiss!!!
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WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS? WHAT EXACTLY IS MY BRAIN?!
(No, really, I did not need to know that I have the world's biggest non-sexual kink for Myungkitty. I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT ABOUT MYSELF.)
I refuse to respond to this. I'm the bastard who wrote it. I have nothing more to say about it.
all I want in the world is everyone petting kittensoo and loving him and Hoya bathing him and tucking him into bed at night. ALL I WANT IN THE WORLDit's like unspoken that one shouldn't squee about the things they write. but I didn't write this atrocity. it wrote itself. so now I'm just going to sit back and enjoy itno subject
Actually what I really want is for him to come live with me and by MY kitten, but since that isn't going to happen, Hoya is an acceptable substitute.Do not even worry about squeeing about your own fic. I will squee along. NOSE KISSES. NOSE KISSES!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN HE PATTED HIM ON THE BUTT BEFORE HE SENT HIM OUT OF THE SHOWER. HE PATTED HIM ON THE BUTT. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
Other than Kitten!Soo, what I mostly love about this is you have slim and graceful and beautiful Sungjong and Sungyeol with their beautiful dainty hands and sharp sharp minds and they have these two muscle-y guys around as their devoted slaves who they like to torture so good and watch wrestle together and I LOVE THIS UNIVERSE CAN WE MOVE INTO IT?
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I KNOW I KNOW I FEEL THE SAME WAY!!!!! #SOBBING MY HOJONGSOO FEELINGS!!!! THEY ARE SO INTENSE! (AND YES THEY ARE MOSTLY COMPRISED OF HOW LOVING AND ADORABLE HOYA WOULD BE WITH HIS LITTLE KITTEN AND JUST UUUUUGGGGHHHH. HOYA WHAT IS YOUR EXISTENCE?!)
NOSE KISSES. NOSE KISSES!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN HE PATTED HIM ON THE BUTT BEFORE HE SENT HIM OUT OF THE SHOWER. HE PATTED HIM ON THE BUTT. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
I can't even talk about it. I have yet to recover from the FEEEEELINGS.
Actually what I really want is for him to come live with me and by MY kitten, but since that isn't going to happen, Hoya is an acceptable substitute.ELEONORE IS THE VERY WORSTI LOVE THIS UNIVERSE CAN WE MOVE INTO IT?
A Universe where Sungjong and Sungyeol are royal and beautiful and in charge of their gladiators who wrestle and compete and have the biggest, sweetest hearts?
can I have gladiator/master!Hojong/Wooyeol now? please??? #sobbingGirlfriend. Nothing will convince me that this ISN'T the Universe we live in.
There is no alternative.
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A Universe where Sungjong and Sungyeol are royal and beautiful and in charge of their gladiators who wrestle and compete and have the biggest, sweetest hearts? can I have gladiator/master!Hojong/Wooyeol now? please??? #sobbing
Girlfriend. Nothing will convince me that this ISN'T the Universe we live in.
There is no alternative
IT BETTER BE.
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no but really is there going to be gladiator/master!Wooyeol/Hojong fic or not?IT HAS TO BE.
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I AM SO DONE WITH EVERYTHING TODAY
I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE FEELINGS IT'S LIKE I AM ON THE BRINK OF EXPLOSION
CAN WE MAKE THINGS BURN MAYBE
IDK I NEED CATHARSIS
I AM SO FUCKING OVERWHELMED
AND IF KELSEY EVEN TRIES AGAIN WITH HER "IT'S NOT THAT GOOD" TALK I WILL JUST STOP TALKING TO HER (GOT IT K? THIS IS JUST BEING RUDE, ACCEPT YOUR OWN MIGHTINESS FFS)
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SOMETHING KELSEY LOVES MAYBE. THAT WAY SHE WON'T SAY THINGS ABOUT 'NOT THAT GOOD'
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WRITE. DAWNIEGYU.
MUHAHAH NO OKAY THAT IS JUST TOO FAR BUT REALLY THO SHE DESERVES IT (PLUS IT WOULD BE OUT OF LOVE)
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But you have to come with it to take care of dirty diapers because I'm not committing to that.no subject
I am deathly afraid of pregnancy and refuse to undergo it. refusebut should you ever find yourself with an infant I will RUN to you and care for those diapers if you need it. #slaveno subject
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I swear that I had never even heard of Infinite until two months ago and I had not even read fic until I "met" Lauren, so it is all her fault.
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You can keep trying to say that.
And then one day you will give a gift out of love.
And they will turn against you.
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DO YOU NOT REMEMBER JEROLINE?
YOU HAVE TRAINED ME WELL.
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(i might be getting a tumblr soonish tho, just don't tell anybody because right now i really don't have time to do it--and people are getting impatient, i am scared)LOLOLOL DIDN'T WE ALL??? tbf it was Jamie who introduces me to hell, but Lauren is everybody's Yoda. i feel you.
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You are a tease. We'll wait for you forever.I am single-handedly responsible for so many people's descent into this black hole. Woollim should pay me commission.
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(I'm brainsister over there)
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Everything is my fault.
And everything in my life is Myungsoo's fault. So really, all of this traces back to him. Worst human being.
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I need to do my taxes. Thank God we don't have a state income tax.It's really the worst thing ever you should never read it unless you're for some reason really curious about what goes on in mine and Eleonore's deranged minds.
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or Xander in general, so I can imagine that being very traumatizing.no subject
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There's a tumblr devoted to the worst fics on asianfanfics that absolutely makes my brain bleed every time I go there. It's unbelievable. (And probably even worse than the bad Buffy fic.)
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Because I'm afraid I broke Eleonore.
Send reinforcements.
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BUT SHE IS NOW RESISTING WRITING KITTENSOO FOR US EVEN MORE.
((sobbing because this is the OPPOSITE result that I wanted))
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I will never can again. You better clean this mess up, Lauren. I want my gangbang and K says you're the one to give it to me. I will not give up. I will not surrender. I must have it.
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maybe I wrote another segment for you J - but it's not exactly what you want because PORN IS SO SCARY.
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Second of all I WANT TO GIVE IT TO YOU. Once I figure out how to do it while keeping everyone in character *sob sob*