in which i am extremely predictable

[lirazel]

So today I was doing some employment verifications, and someone’s job title was: SHIPPER. And I thought, that should be MY job title. I would be the best at it! They could pay me! This should happen!

But since it won't, have some shippy quotes, okay?

(1) Think of up to 2025 ships you support.
(2) List them using descriptions of the characters involved rather than their names.
(3) Have your f-list guess as many of the ships as they can.




1. Haiku seems fitting:
Led Zeppelin versus ABBA,
Unnatural love.
2. Call them Mr. and Mrs. Dillon, TX
3. This romance is mostly written in the margins of borrowed books
4. STUPID BEE!!!!!!!111!!
5. Waffles are totally better than soup, okay?
6. The waiting is the hardest part. Because the waiting lasts a really, really long time, especially with all the deaths. But it’s totally worth it.
7. He’s pretty much obsessed with her hair, and who can blame him?
8. Princesses don’t marry kitchen boys, or so they tell me
9. I’m pretty sure most of their conversations involve at least one mention of baked goods
10. Having teddy bears pantomime their story was a really good call—they’re that adorable
11. She wants her bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring-tossing ability
12. The ultimate amnesia!fic. True love can’t be erased. This should make me want to hurl; instead, I ship.
13. Hell in high heels; the devil himself
14. Not even the rain has such small hands
15. There were tears on their wedding night, and my bet is that they were his
16. She’s a warped, repressed power-mad bitch, but he’d kill a dragon for and then drink her bathwater
17. They were better than good
18. Lesson learned: paying attention to your prospective-love’s social justice causes will pay off eventually, even if you think they’re silly and it takes seven years
19. They’re not magnets, but the same rule applies, no matter what he says
20. There’s blood on both of their hands; hers mostly comes from cleaning up after him, at least at the beginning
21. Their romance is WAY better than her parents’ probably because theirs has a sense of humor and is quotable enough to enter pop culture
22. His type is lanky brunettes with wicked jaws; good thing she fits the description
23. She smells like Paris and he lets her fly
24. Caterpillars and ducks
25. She definitely didn’t like him the first time she met him, but she couldn’t put a finger on why. My guess is that it was the mustache and that things got better once he got rid of it.


1. Jackie/Hyde
2. Tami/Eric
3. Rory/Jess
4. Mulder/Scully
5. Leslie/Ben
6. PONDS
7. Buffy/Spike
8. Anastasia/Dmitri
9. Sam/Ainsley
10. Chae Kyung/Shin
11. Logan/Veronica
12. Victor/Sierra
13. Eleven/River
14. Bel/Freddie
15. Gen/Attolia
16. Lynda/Spike
17. Tony/Michelle
18. Ron/Hermione
19. Grace/Rich
20.
21. Han/Leia
22. Nick/Nora
23. Dean/Colette
24. Miranda/Gary
25. Wash/Zoe

Comments

[gryfndor-godess.livejournal.com]

Yay, you did it!!

7. Spuffy!
8. Anastasia/Dimitri?
9. Katniss/Peeta? Baked goods make me think of them, but I don't know if they talk about often enough to qualify.
18. Ron/Hermione!!
23. Colette/Dean? I don't watch this show, but I've seen enough gifs on Tumblr to guess.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Yay!

You are correct on all except for 9. And I'm extremely impressed about you getting one for a show you don't even watch!

[molly_may]

STUPID BEE!!!!!!!111!!

Hahahahaha! So, you're through at least S5 and the movie, huh? Also, have you seen this outtake from the first movie? I think the cheering crew members make it extra special!

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

I am now about 10 episodes into S6! I may have screamed at the TV when the bee thing happened. I will definitely have to check out that outtake when I get home....

[angearia.livejournal.com]

2. Mr. and Mrs. COACH!
3. Jess and Rory
5. Ben and Leslie
7. Buffy and Spike
11. Andy and April (?)
13. River and the Doctor
20. Cersei and Jaime
22. Ugh, I should know this one.
23. COLETTE AND DEAN

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

You are right on all except 11 and 13. And yes you SHOULD know 22; when someone gets it, you're going to smack your forehead!

[ghostrunner7.livejournal.com]

I have some guesses about the others, but i'm betting 25 is Zoe and Wash from Firefly.

[angearia.livejournal.com]

Aw, I bet it is!

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

And you would be correct!

[silverusagi]

13. River/Doctor
23. Colette/Dean

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Yes and yes!

[evewithanapple.livejournal.com]

4. Mulder/Scully
8. Anya/Dimitri
11. Kate/Niko?
12. Victor/Sierra
23. Dean/Colette
25. Wash/Zoe

Also I couldn't put my finger on 18, but now I want to know the source material, because it sounds RIGHT up my alley.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Yes to all but 11!

Hahaha! Well, since it's been guessed already, 18 is Ron/Hermione.

[muneca-brava.livejournal.com]

11: Logan/Veronica
14: Bel/Freddie
17:Tony/Michelle
22: Nick/Norah!
24: Miranda/Gary

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Yes to all of them! Very nice!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jems_/]

The only one I know that hasn't been guessed:

10. Goong! (Chae Kyung/Shin)

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

YES! I knew if anyone got it, it would be you!

[eilowyn.livejournal.com]

Is 9 Ainsley and Sam? (I know it's gotta be one of them . . . )
Edit: and is 15 Cesare and Lucrezia?

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Yes to number 9! But no to 15, though it totally could be, now that I think about it.

[aerintine.livejournal.com]

6. PONDS?

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

YES POOOOOOOOOONDS!

[ellievanna.livejournal.com]

6 might be Amy/Rory? Otherwise all the ones I knew have been guessed. :)

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

It is indeed!

[laeria.livejournal.com]

Cool new layout!

22. may be Angel/Cordelia.

... that's all I got.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I needed a change!

Nope!

[andplease.livejournal.com]

Not cheating didn't bode very well for me... I only knew five!

2. Tammi/Eric, Friday Night Lights
3. Rory/Jess, Gilmore Girls
5. Ben/Leslie, Parks & Recreation (I don't even watch this show and I know/agree with this reference!)
11. Veronica/Logan, Veronica Mars
12. Eric/Sookie, True Blood

[andplease.livejournal.com]

And by five, I guess I mean four haha.

i'm totally ruining my average by guessing but...

[angearia.livejournal.com]

1. Jackie and Hyde?


[eta] WHOMP and Jennifer got there first!

Re: i'm totally ruining my average by guessing but...

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

And you would have been right!

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

21 - Han/Leia!!!!

This meme is awesome.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Yes! And isn't it just so fun?

[redsilverchains.livejournal.com]

16. Lynda and Spike! (wow, I don't remember the bathwater part!)

17. Grace/Rich, RIGHT?

20. Long shot, but Kyp/Jaina?

I think I'll steal this meme!

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

You are right about 16! Yay! You may not have come to the bathwater line yet? I don't really remember at what point he says it, just that he does.

Nope to 17, but close!

No to 20, but that made me hella nostalgic!

[snickfic]

15. Gen/Eddis (except, didn't the book specify that the tears were his? It's been a while since I read...)

If I'm right, I'll be terribly pleased about getting one right so late in the game. *g*

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

SO CLOSE. In fact, so close that I assume you just accidentally wrote the wrong person....

And I don't remember--were they his? I'll have to reread...

[ghostyouknow27.livejournal.com]

20 ... Lumen/Dexter? Except I'm not sure if she really cleaned up after him. Hmm.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Nope! I actually haven't had a chance to watch Dexter yet.

[gwtwscarlett.livejournal.com]

I love the way you stan the way Spike stans Buffy's hair <333 :DD

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

It's a sickness, I tell you. Anything remotely involving Spike's feelings about Buffy's hair sends me into a flaily fit of love and fuzzies. It's ridiculous.