MAKING ME CHOOSE BETWEEN FLORENCE AND MARINA. NO FAIR.

I adore Hyperbole and a Half, but I also lovelovelove Cyanide & Happiness, xkcd, and Penny Arcade.

What is... chess pie? Does it have chess pieces in it? I am honestly perplexed.

I chose Bonnie because I think magical powers might end up trumping human weaponry. But the correct answer to that question is technically Ash from the Evil Dead movies.