"Social Anxiety is having to give yourself a pep talk when you walk into a salon for a haircut because the casual small talk with the hairdresser stresses you out beyond belief. And changing your hair salon even after a good cut because you get stressed and anxious that you probably said something stupid and they might remember you."

OMG, that is so me. Thank God I recently found a hair cutting place made for people like me. It employs 10-15 enthusiastic young people, only walk-ins instead of appointments, you get your hair done fast and without any chitty chatty bullshit.

I never envy a FB status though, cause that's usually just pretentious bullshit.