I think I understand what Erich Segal meant by "Love means never having to say you're sorry" in theory but the line is just so not applicable to real life that it's just...ugh. Have you seen "What's Up, Doc?" That movie makes fun of that line in the best possible way because it's Ryan O'Neal.

And the real reason I commented is to ask, what is "III" to which people keep referring? I can't figure out which fic that is, although I could be missing something obvious.