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Yay happiness!
Probably you all know about this by now, but I felt obliged to pimp it as I just left way too many prompts considering that I probably won't write anything because I HAVE TO GO WORK ON NANOWRIMO NOW OKAY?
Probably you all know about this by now, but I felt obliged to pimp it as I just left way too many prompts considering that I probably won't write anything because I HAVE TO GO WORK ON NANOWRIMO NOW OKAY?
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Why do you do this to me?
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Also because I've been craving a fried pie all day.
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OMG. Now you make me want some. You are so evil.
I will probably end up writing this by Wednesday. Because Ainsley would love fried pie and Sam's teeth would quiver in fear.
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My two favorite food groups are fried things and pie, so combining them is like my idea of heaven. I know Ainsley would agree with me on this.
Sam's teeth would quiver in fear.
HAHAHA YES FOREVER!
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She would. The NC State Fair is all about frying shit. Candy bars, weird vegetables, candy, doughnuts that are already fried. She'd totally be on board.
LOL. Sam's teeth are very important. Teeth are your friends. Fried pie is not exactly helpful to proper dental care.
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Yes! The TN State Fair isn't very good, but some of the county fairs and various other kinds (the Ren Faire, for instance, believe it or not) are so much better and fry EVERYTHING. So I know what you mean!
I now want to write a ficlet where they're on the campaign trail for Sam's presidential bid and they make a stop in TN and Ainsley figures out that it's the right time for the RC Cola and Moon Pie festival and drags him to Bell Buckle and Sam is appalled. BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE TOO GREAT.
Sam's teeth are very important. Teeth are your friends. Fried pie is not exactly helpful to proper dental care.
Well, it's all part of his photogenic quality that will make him the best-looking president since Kennedy.
And now I am also imagining them raising kids and Sam being appalled that she lets them eat candy and him teaching the kids about proper dental hygiene while Ainsley just laughs. And then when they're in the other room, she says that cavities are worth it, and Sam freaks out, thinking that the kids might hear, and she just laughs some more. *flail*
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I think the NC Fair is going to have feature somehow in that prompt. I just can't not put it in now.
OMG. I love that idea. Sam would be all: What have you dragged me to? This was not on the schedule. OMG, what is that? Are you seriously going to eat that?
Well, it's all part of his photogenic quality that will make him the best-looking president since Kennedy.
LOL. He so would be the best since Kennedy.
Their kids, Oh lord. Ainsley would be all "Cavities happen. It's okay." and Sam would be "No. They are evil." It would be like the Cosby show with his kids being like: Dad let's us eat chocolate cake.
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OH! That would be great!
I am also picturing Sam surrounded by rednecks. I love rednecks, as I am related to many of them. But I imagine Sam would be a bit out of his depth. Bell Buckle is not exactly a bustling metropolis.
Dad is great! He gives us chocolate cake! I love me some Bill Cosby!
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Oh, Sam. I can imagine how uncomfortable he would be in his slacks and sweater, looking like a magazine ad and all "who are these people?"
Yes! I am glad that my reference was not made for nothing.