Dude, Emmie was here (and by "here" I mean her cousin's house is literally five minutes from mine) for an entire week, and didn't even deign to see me! She toyed with me, making fun plans and all, and then canceled them at the last minute. Emmie is a HOOR. :-P

LOL! That would totally happen to me if I was required to pee in an emergency situation. I can never pee for the doctor, either.