So I'm bored at work

[lirazel]

You know those things that I talked about in my last entry that I know I need to do (and even want to do) but I can't bring myself to actually do them? In case you haven't noticed, replying to y'all's comments falls into that category. I definitely will get to them because they mean so much to me and I love y'all and want to do it, but right now it's not going to happen. I just wanted to say thanks for being so wonderful. I'm feeling the love right now, and I really need it. Thank you.

So in an attempt to distract me from my emotional problems, let's play a silly game! Stolen from inkstainedskin:

Marry, Shag, or Kill: All you have to do is give me three (3) guys or girls (like celebrities / characters / bands) and I have to choose. Then I'll give you three choices and so on. Please make sure you choose characters / celebrities I know or at least heard of.

Anyone?

Comments

[madcap-shiny.livejournal.com]

Tony Ceccoli, Logan Echolls, aaaaaaaand Malcolm Reynolds.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE EVIL. And stuff.

I think I'd marry Tony. Because he seems the marrying type, doesn't he? Shag Logan, because it's Logan and you know he's good at it. Kill Mal because he's died before. He'll get over it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jems_/]

I'll take a cue from your icon and say: Toby, Sam and Josh.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

I would totally marry Sam. Slightly geeky overly idealistic bleeding heart genius writer boy who looks like Rob Lowe and gets anal over what he writes? YES PLEASE. Plus that would mean I get to be First Lady one day, and if I could be as awesome a First Lady as Abbey Bartlett, that'd be cool.

From there it gets harder. Because while I don't want to sleep with him, I don't think I could bring myself to kill Toby. Because I love him so, so, so much. I also love Josh, but I think he'd be easier to kill if you caught him in one of his moods where he's being an infuriating jackass and you could just hit him over the head with something. I don't know?

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Buffy style~: Xander, Riley, Angel

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Ha! My three least faves! At least you didn't ask Spike, Giles, and Oz--that would have actually been difficult!

I'd shag Angel. Centuries of living with Darla must have taught him something in that department. I guess I'd marry Xander. But it's got to be S7 Xander, which is the Xander I like most. And kill Riley. Because I recently rewatched "Into the Woods" and I'm still angry at him.

Your icon makes me grin so wide, you don't even know.

[snickfic]

Spike, Giles, Oz.

(Hey, you said it, not me!)

(Also, this'd be my hard list, as well. Veddy difficult.)

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

HARD.

If I was being, like, actually thoughtful about this, I think Oz or Giles would make the best husband.

But! I'm not!

So after much consideration I'm gonna marry Spike, shag Oz, and kill Giles. And the reason I chose Oz over Giles came down to the age difference. That's all. Otherwise it would be too difficult.

[snickfic]

Well, Oz is my TV boyfriend, so no question who I'd marry. Can we call it kissing instead of shagging? Because I'd be much more okay with that... but I still don't know how to choose between Giles and Spike. Uh, Spike's likelier to come back from the dead, right?

:)

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

The subtext of these discussions for me is always the understanding that I wouldn't actually sleep with these people but it's fun to talk about in theory. :D So kissing works for me.

Uh, Spike's likelier to come back from the dead, right?

I like the way you think!

[local-max.livejournal.com]

Poor unloved Xander. Sad face ==> :(

But yay liked S7!Xander. Happy face! ==> :)

[redsilverchains.livejournal.com]

Cassidy, Dick, and Duncan!

(I was tempted to say Wallace but that would be *too* easy!)

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

WHAT.

I don't...even know....

A recovered-and-repentant Cassidy I would marry. But I can't decide about shag because Duncan's probably boring in bed but Dick probably has more STDs than a public toilet. I guess I'd shag Dick? (HAHAHA!) But only if he was clean. And we can kill Duncan.

[redsilverchains.livejournal.com]

*cackles* I KNEW you would kill Duncan! I would too!

...he's already a zombie anyway!

[supergoddesss.livejournal.com]

Harry. Ron. Draco.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Marry Ron.

As for the rest, it depends: are we talking book!Draco? Cuz I'd kill him. But if we're talking fandom!Draco (who's actually good looking and not really evil, just misunderstood), I'd probably shag him.

[pennydrdful.livejournal.com]

Agreed! Fandom!Draco is far superior the canon!Draco.

[local-max.livejournal.com]

Mal, Jayne, Simon?

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

I think I'd marry Simon (he'd make the best husband, I think, and I grow more fond of him each time I rewatch the show. Plus: intelligence is way, way sexy), shag Mal, and airlock poor Jayne.

[local-max.livejournal.com]

Good choices. And very nice icon! (Oh Firefly...*is sad*)