y'all...
I'm having a really, really, really sucky day. I just want to climb into bed right now and pull the covers over my head and forget everything. And I'm kind of feeling the self-loathing right now, too.
Make me feel better? Recs? Pretty pictures? Vids? Something?
Make me feel better? Recs? Pretty pictures? Vids? Something?

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That always makes me smile :)
I'll look for some more happy things. Feel better! <3
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Here's lots of wanky fun fic:
The Plan by Beer Good
Penguins for Bangel Boinking Day by Eilowyn
Here's some Penguin drawings by Erin. Also, Erin's live reaction to reading #34 is the GREATEST THING EVER. I HAVE NOT STOPPED LAUGHING AND I'VE LISTENED TO IT DOZENS OF TIMES.
I was about to rec you Molly May's picspam but I see that you already saw it!
I'll be back with more, I promise! ♥
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Thank you! These look wonderful! And I totally scrolled past Erin's reaction, so I'm definitely going to check it out if my internet will cooperate!
You're the best! ♥
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Here, have a link to a silly comic that made me grin: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/computers
andddd Barney singing about suits:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3k5oY9AHHM
some fonts at a conference (seriously, just watch it, it's awesome)
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video%3A1930602
some guy playing the piano on ChatRoulette
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/17/tv-theme-song-medley-is-f_n_502978.html
this awesome guy playing TV show themes (he does EVERYTHING. It's great).
Okay, I hope at least a few of these make you feel better! If nothing else, they'll keep you busy. ♥
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I will check out all the rest! Thank you, hon! ♥
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Oooookay. I've gotta say something to your Self. Listen up, Self. Lauren is my love. And I love her because she's AWESOME and brings joy and happy rainbows and kittens to share with us even when she doesn't like kittens. Do you see? Do you see? I've seen the best and the worst of her and I understand with perfect clarify exactly what she is. She's one hell of a woman. So Self, you need to knock it off 'cause SHE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING ONE.
Got it? GOOD.
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Thank you.
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I can't make the day go away, but I can offer these pictures of Mr. Winkle. He never fails to make me laugh!
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KBell has mystical powers. It comes from living on Neptune-the-Hellmouth for so long.
(Seriously, it's totally my head!canon that Neptune is a Hellmouth. How else to explain all the crazy goings-on?)
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My favoritest YouTube video ever - Swan Lake as performed by a Chinese acrobatic troupe.
Also, remember how you linked me to weheartit just two weeks ago? I went through and collected kitty pictures I liked. I realize you're not a pet person, but these are entirely hygenic and germ-free kitties!
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Oooh! It'll take a while for that to load on my computer, but I love acrobats! Thanks!
I definitely appreciate kitty!pictures in all their hygenic and germ-free cuteness! Thanks!
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So there.
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Thank you.
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I didn't think you came across as testy at all.
Whew. I'm glad to hear it - I worried a little after I sent it.
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The most feel-good thing I have bookmarked is this Dr. Who/Torchwood vid. I hope it cheers you some.
I LOVE YOU LAUREN MY DOLL MY SUNSHINE.
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You know, I don't even watch Torchwood, but I figure either Martha or Captain Spike will show up in the Torchwood parts, right? Also, you know I love me some DW!
I LOVE YOU BACK. BECAUSE YOU ARE WONDERFUL ALWAYS.
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(Also, I'm taking a moment out to rec TW to you, because I do think you'd like it quite a bit. The first season is...not...good, apart from a few choice eps, but everything from s2 onward is FAB FAB FAB.)
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because I know where to find stuff in my own journal and am too lazy to go looking elsewhere)happy, happy, joy, joy
pam smiley picspam (do you watch The Office? I'm not sure if I've ever seen you talk about it.)
Not made for the express purpose of cheering myself up, but this always seems to have that effect anyway:
a kiss is still a kiss - top 10 favorite kisses picspam
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I understand your not remembering where to find things; there's a reason that I have so many memories on lj and so many fav. stories on ff.net.I actually don't watch The Office because I have the world's largest embarrassment squick. The world's largest. But I'm familiar enough with it that I'll check it out anyways!
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42Christopher Walken.Doing a dramatic reading of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face":
More Cowbell (sorry about the quality):
I'll try to think of more (non-Walken) choices.
*hugs*
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Bazinga!
Hope you feel better, soon!
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also fuckyeahhappy (http://fuckyeahhappy.tumblr.com/) is so glorious.
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Five-second Penguin! Fic . . . Just for you!
Takes place shortly after the Penguin! Fic I wrote yesterday.
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The albino Penguins That Be prepared for their next guests' arrival. They had figured he would appreciate getting out of a sticky situation - lllyria the god-guin was chewing his ass, or what penguins have for asses, out about his poor leadership skills leading to the death of Wesley, the penguin her shell felt such affection for. When Illyria the god-guin squawked, there was always something unearthly, unpenguin-y about her, as if squawking didn't come naturally to her, and her harangue could possibly be getting on their next guests' nerves.
The female albino penguin cautioned her brother. "Karrak," she warned. They had to be really careful with this one. It wasn't like they had a Plan C if this didn't work.
Her brother shrugged his penguin-shoulders, waved his flipper, and suddenly soft, discordant music could be heard in the white abyss of their realm. "Kaark karr," he told his sister, "Karrak." The music may be bad, but he knew from watching their next guest that the music was the key to getting his agreement. That and hair gel, but they didn't have hair gel in this particular realm, and penguins didn't necessarily have hair. How their guest got his feathers to stick up just so was beyond even the Penguins That Be.
The sister sighed, and wished for earplugs. "Kaark kaa!" She said, they might as well get this over with.
They summoned their guest, calling him into their all-white realm, while the tinny voice poured around them from a mystical sound system no one could see.
"Her name was Lola, she was a show girl . . ."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxPX5pMiAOw
And it might be funny to me cause I know all the lyrics. >.
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http://ladyofthelog.livejournal.com/data/phonepost/1499.mp3
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_9x9m8F1b4
Feel better!