Fun times!

[lirazel]

My internet at home is not working. I cannot watch Doctor Who. Work is lame.

So what's the only thing that will make me feel better? Shipping, of course!

Stolen from inkstainedskin:

Pick 15 20 of your ships and write down a quote for each of them. Have your flist guess the ships without searching.


Hint: Only one couple per fandom. 15 TV shows, 3 movies, 2 book series.


1. "I would do anything for you. For both of you."
"Except for the one thing I asked you to do."

2. "He's not my boyfriend!"
"I'm not her boyfriend! ...They just don't get it."
"No, why would they? Let's go, baby."

3. "You should write a book...translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them."

4. "But I did what I thought was right. If it was a mistake, fine, I can live with that. It's you I can't live without."

5. "Do I look any different?" [long pause] "I do?"
"I'd have to see you naked."

6. "Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth."
"I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?"

7. "I'm doing it. But I'm not going to pretend to like it. Not now. Not down here. Up there I'll try my best to smile. But down here. I'm pissed. Okay?"

8. "I love the smell of testosterone in the morning."
"This is why I suggested attack dogs, but no, my mother wanted an Alpaca."

9. "Dear diary, it's that cute American again, and he's searching my desk. Does this mean he fancies me? It's so difficult to know what to say in these situations. One wants to be firm with him, but just a little seductive. Find out what the hell he's doing, but maybe encourage him a little. I need style, authority, and sex appeal." [If someone gets this one, I might fall over dead.]

10. "You were in my shoes, I was in your pants."

11. "You sleep with him?"
"Yeah."
"You coulda lied to me."

12. "How much effort am I worth?"
"I'd break a light sweat."

13. "Have you completely lost your mind?"
"Well, yes. Where have you been all night?"

14. "Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down! Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. That - actually that whole area. That and - and above it."

15. "'I wonder if I can ever make her care for me,' he thought with a pang of self-distrust."

16. "Have you got something to tell me?"
"Um, I dunno. I like your hair? No. Your top's nice. I love you? Any of those?"
"No."

17. "Pretty girl."
"Yes. She's a very nice type."
"You got types?"
"Only you, darling. Lanky brunettes with wicked jaws."
[Someone make my day and get this one!]

18. "I happen to like nice men."
"I'm a nice man."
"No, you're not."

19. "It just occurred to me that we are very fortunate to have good teeth."
"Yes, very fortunate."
"Can you imagine if braces were involved in this interaction?"
"It would be a bloodbath."

20. "How do you know I'm a nice girl?"
"'Cause of your smile, I guess. You can tell a lot about someone by the way they smile."

Comments

[ava-leigh-fitz.livejournal.com]

:( I hope you get to see it soon! And ugh, I hate it when the internet refuses to cooperate.

1. Tony/Priya
3. Ron/Hermione - oh Ron. Even if I ship it as OT3, they are adorable and rubbish all at the same time.
6. Chuck/Blair
8. Logan/Veronica right?
9. Okay, so I've never watched it but it sounds British and obscure and televisual thus I conclude someone from Press Gang
13. Buffy/Spike
14. Zoe/Wash
17. NICK/NORA FROM THE THIN MAN BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME. I haven't watched the movies in yearrrrrrs.
19. Rory/Jess

Aaaand I'm out I think.

[ava-leigh-fitz.livejournal.com]

AND 5 IS BEFORE SUNSET. HOW DID I NOT REMEMBER THAT. FAIL.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

I WAS WONDERING THAT MYSELF, BB.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN AT LIFE!

1. :D
3. I do not blame you for shipping OT3. It just makes so much sense!
6. Back in the day when I still cared. *sigh*
8. Yup! Trademark snark!
9. YOUR DEDUCTION SKILLS ARE MAD AND WONDERFUL! Either that, or I'm entirely predictable! OR BOTH.
13. ;D
14. Could that quote be any more awesome? I knew that it was like the most obvious one for those two, but it is so great I couldn't resist!
17. I LOVE YOU FOREVER I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE KNEW! Gah, I love those movies.
19. Remember when we both wrote Lit fic? Good times.

In other words, 100% A+!

[ava-leigh-fitz.livejournal.com]

6. Oh god I know I watched a recent episode and my, I laughed the entire way through. I mean, it is actually terrible. The only thing that could redeem it is ridiculously sarky Dan/Blair.
9. Let's go with my awesome deduction skills?
14. I love Zoe/Wash forever and ever. That scene is perfect, all the littly interviews are wonderful and just, Waaaaaaaaash. I miss him.
17. THIS IS WHY WE'RE TWINS REMEMBER? Hm, I think we have some dvds downstairs, I'll have to check.
19. I think I have like, 10 half written ones that I just can't bring myself to finish. Like with every other fandom I have even slightly got involved in recently.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

6. I haven't watched in so long, and I have no desire to. The most fervent fans have jumped ship.
9. Sounds good!
14. They were so perfect in every way.
17. I KNOW, RIGHT? You should rewatch! And we have the entire series, too!
19. Ha! I've got some odds and ends of my own sitting around. *sigh*

Also, there's one other one on this list that I thought you might possibly be the only one to get. But nope!

[ava-leigh-fitz.livejournal.com]

6. I might watch another for lulz but yeah no. It's just not worth watching except if you're sick or nothing else at all is on.

Um. Um. Oh god, which one is it? OH MY GOD IT'S TOTALLY #15 ISN'T IT? GILBERT/ANNE? MAN I NEED TO REREAD.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Haha! Well, that one, too! But the one I was thinking of is #11....

[ava-leigh-fitz.livejournal.com]

Damnit. Okay. I'm going to figure it out.

Okay. Things that I watch that most people don't that you also watch. Um, um. I imagine it's either finished or cancelled. Um, alright. Have I written fic for this show/pairing?

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

I like the way your mind works! And yes! You have written them!

[ava-leigh-fitz.livejournal.com]

Okay. Cancelled shows I have written for and that you watch. Not Firefly. And I don't think you watch Arrested Development (if you don't, you definitely should!) So, what does that leave. Um. Oh. No. It isn't the Black Donnellys is it? Oh god if it is I'm going to be totally embarrassed that I didn't get it.

It so is, isn't it?

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

BE EMBARRASSED, IZI!

[ava-leigh-fitz.livejournal.com]

GAH I KNEW IT. CONSIDER ME WELL AND TRULY EMBARRASSED.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

Hee! They're talking about Samson, if I recall correctly. POOR THEM.

Also, can I just say that that fic you wrote me for my birthday that one time is still like my favorite thing ever. It was gorgeous!

[ava-leigh-fitz.livejournal.com]

OH THOSE TWO. I will never not love their entirely tragic selves.

*blushes* really? Thank you so much. I had such a blast writing it, it was one of those fics that came so easily y'know? I think I have another one started somewhere, I should clearly rewatch.

[penny-lane-42.livejournal.com]

They were so tragic and beautiful. *wistful sigh*

Yes, really! I will love it forever.