Hee! I don't really go to bars that often, anyway. Pubs-in-the-UK, on the other hand, are a different story.

Beer is nasty, nasty, nasty. The only okay-ish beer I've ever seen is in Belgium. As for wine, there are only a few white ones that I can tolerate. I don't know that I've ever had a mixed drink. Does sangria count? I wasn't crazy about it.