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aisalynn .
Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
Ha! I just wrote one! Well, it’s not exactly shippy, but it’s all about their relationship. And yes, I would totally read a fic about these two. Any fics about these two.
2. Do you think Four (Helo) is hot? How hot?
Um, it’s Tahmoh Freakin’ Penikett! Of course he’s hot! But besides that, he’s also such a good guy. A good man and a good husband and a good father and he always does the right thing…and that is incredibly, incredibly sexy.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Tami) got Eight (Logan
The universe would implode? But that would never happen even if it were possible because Tami would never cheat on Eric. And even if he was dead or something, I can’t see her going for that much younger of a guy. So just…no.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Blair)?
inkstainedskin writes brilliant Non-judging Breakfast Club fics with a fabulous Blair voice. Also, ineffort wrote some fab stuff back in the day.
5. Would Two (Donna) and Six (Cordy) make a good couple?
Not in a romantic way. They’re both too strong of personalities for that to work, I think. But they would be hilarious shopping buddies. Donna would probably drive Cordy crazy, but she would secretly be pretty fond of her. Cordy would be snarky and tactless and Donna would be energetic and curious, and it would be loads of fun. But I think they would have to limit their time together before Cordy killed Donna.
6. Five/Nine (Mal/Blair) or Five/Ten (Mal/Ron)? Why?
Well, Mal is pretty straight from what I can tell, so he’d probably go for Blair if he had to choose. Also, she’s kind of got that high-class lady thing going on that Inara does. But I think Mal would figure out pretty quickly that she’s pretty damaged and she’d get bossy or shallow and that wouldn’t really work with him, so it wouldn’t last long. But I think Mal would certainly welcome Ron as part of his crew. Ron’s a pretty loyal, down-to-earth kind of guy, and I think he’d fit in aboard Serenity. So, in a non-romantic way, Mal/Ron.
7. What would happen if Seven (Spike Thomson) walked in on Two (Donna) and Twelve (Tami) having sex?
He’d probably gape and think it was hot. But then Lynda would walk in, too, and find him looking and she would kick his ass and then haul him off and make him forget anybody but her exists.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Hyde/Ron) fic.
What? Okay, if I must….One day Ron gets a little annoyed at Hermione being bossy and storms out to cool off. Ironically, at the same moment, Hyde gets fed up with Jackie’s attitude and also takes off for a while. They meet up in a bar and get drunk and complain about the perils of being with strong, bossy women. Then things get a little wild. The next morning they wake up with hangovers, pretend like the night before didn’t happen, and then go back to their lady-loves and never mention that night ever, ever again.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Buffy/Logan) fluff?
Somebody—I forget who—wrote this fic where Buffy and Veronica switch bodies. There’s definitely some nice Buffy/Logan bonding there, but it’s not fluff since it’s not romantic. But I would totally read it if such a thing existed.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Spike Thomson/Tami) hurt/comfort fic.
"I Have Officially Lost My Mind."
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Helo) to deflower One (Buffy)?
Buffy doesn’t die in “Prophecy Girl;” instead, the Master uses a spell to throw her into another dimension while he takes over earth. Buffy ends up on Caprica right after the Cylon attack and Helo finds her and pumps her full of that anti-radiation medicine. They run around trying to keep away from the Cylons and find a way to escape to the fleet. In the process, they fall in love. He deflowers her in that rainy barn he and Sharon hung out in for a while. They finally make it up to Galactica and live happily-ever-after.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Spike Thomson) slash?
I don’t think anyone else on my flist even knows who he is. So that would be a no.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Hyde) het?
Um, some of them have read my Hyde/Jackie stuff, so I guess that would be a yes. Oh, andfinkpishnets has written some (great) Jackie/Hyde, too, so I assume she also reads it.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Spike)?
Hahahaha! Oh, God, I’m so amused!
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Donna/Helo/Mal)?
Pretty people in space! I don’t know, there are some pretty crazy crossover writers on my list, and I think some of them could totally get away with this. I love crossovers so much.
16. What might Ten (Ron) scream at a moment of great passion?
“Shut up, Hermione!”
17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (Logan
Huh. I got nothin'. Though this did send me back to my early days in fandom when I would write songfics. (I was fourteen! Leave me alone!).
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Buffy/Cordy/Tami) fic, what would the warnings be?
Uh, I don’t write threesomes. So it wouldn’t be a sexy fic. Instead, it would be Tami as Guidance Counselor trying to get High School Students Buffy and Cordy to work out their differences and stop the girl-on-girl crime. So no warnings that I can think of. Maybe “Excessive silliness.”
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Donna) to use on Ten (Ron)?
Maybe something about how gingers are dying out and they need to preserve the bloodlines?
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Mal)?
Yesterday!![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
that_september just wrote a lovely post-BDM fic with some Mal/Inara and it was awesome. Check it out!
21. What is Six's (Cordy) super-sekrit kink?
I can see her getting a little domme-y, can't you? And by the way, I think Angel would totally go for that. Clearly Darla was the dominant one in their relationship for decades, so.... Also, when her body is taken over by a stupid evil demon thing, she has a thing for her son-figure. GROSS! [Sidenote: I once had to explain what “squick” meant to someone, and this is all I said: “Cordy and Connor.” And the person instantly understood.]
22. Would Eleven (Spike) shag Nine (Blair)? Drunk or sober?
If he was in a relationship with Buffy he wouldn’t, but otherwise? Oh, hells yes. He likes the bitchy type (and I mean that in the best way possible). Drunk or sober or high or any other state of consciousness. Though I don’t know whether she would really be into his type. She’d wrinkle her nose and make comments about his lack of style. But he’d do the tongue thing and make his voice go all rough and she’d let him talk her into it. And she definitely wouldn’t regret it once it happened.
23. If Three (Hyde) and Seven (Spike Thomson) get together, who tops?
Hyde. This would be a hilarious pairing! The curly hair! The sunglasses! The snark!
24. "One (Buffy) and Nine (Blair) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Blair) suddenly runs off with Four (Helo). One (Buffy), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Spike) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Tami), then follows the wise advice of Five (Mal) and finds true love with Three (Hyde)."
This is beyond brilliant. Also, am I the only one who thinks that Buffy and Hyde would make a pretty good couple? But Helo would never, ever go for Blair. Ever.
25. What title would you give the above fic?
“It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.” Oh. Wait….
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Spike Thomson/Logan Echolls) was canon?
It would be the snarkiest couple that ever snarked. Ever.
aisalynn .Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
- Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
- Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
- Steven Hyde (That 70s Show)
- Karl “Helo” Agathon (Battlestar Galactica)
- Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
- Cordelia Chase (BtVS/Angel the Series)
- Spike Thomson (Press Gang)
- Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl)
- Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
- Spike (BtVS/AtS)
- Tami Taylor (Friday Night Lights)
Ha! I just wrote one! Well, it’s not exactly shippy, but it’s all about their relationship. And yes, I would totally read a fic about these two. Any fics about these two.
2. Do you think Four (Helo) is hot? How hot?
Um, it’s Tahmoh Freakin’ Penikett! Of course he’s hot! But besides that, he’s also such a good guy. A good man and a good husband and a good father and he always does the right thing…and that is incredibly, incredibly sexy.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Tami) got Eight (
The universe would implode? But that would never happen even if it were possible because Tami would never cheat on Eric. And even if he was dead or something, I can’t see her going for that much younger of a guy. So just…no.
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Blair)?
inkstainedskin writes brilliant Non-judging Breakfast Club fics with a fabulous Blair voice. Also, ineffort wrote some fab stuff back in the day.5. Would Two (Donna) and Six (Cordy) make a good couple?
Not in a romantic way. They’re both too strong of personalities for that to work, I think. But they would be hilarious shopping buddies. Donna would probably drive Cordy crazy, but she would secretly be pretty fond of her. Cordy would be snarky and tactless and Donna would be energetic and curious, and it would be loads of fun. But I think they would have to limit their time together before Cordy killed Donna.
6. Five/Nine (Mal/Blair) or Five/Ten (Mal/Ron)? Why?
Well, Mal is pretty straight from what I can tell, so he’d probably go for Blair if he had to choose. Also, she’s kind of got that high-class lady thing going on that Inara does. But I think Mal would figure out pretty quickly that she’s pretty damaged and she’d get bossy or shallow and that wouldn’t really work with him, so it wouldn’t last long. But I think Mal would certainly welcome Ron as part of his crew. Ron’s a pretty loyal, down-to-earth kind of guy, and I think he’d fit in aboard Serenity. So, in a non-romantic way, Mal/Ron.
7. What would happen if Seven (Spike Thomson) walked in on Two (Donna) and Twelve (Tami) having sex?
He’d probably gape and think it was hot. But then Lynda would walk in, too, and find him looking and she would kick his ass and then haul him off and make him forget anybody but her exists.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Hyde/Ron) fic.
What? Okay, if I must….One day Ron gets a little annoyed at Hermione being bossy and storms out to cool off. Ironically, at the same moment, Hyde gets fed up with Jackie’s attitude and also takes off for a while. They meet up in a bar and get drunk and complain about the perils of being with strong, bossy women. Then things get a little wild. The next morning they wake up with hangovers, pretend like the night before didn’t happen, and then go back to their lady-loves and never mention that night ever, ever again.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Buffy/Logan) fluff?
Somebody—I forget who—wrote this fic where Buffy and Veronica switch bodies. There’s definitely some nice Buffy/Logan bonding there, but it’s not fluff since it’s not romantic. But I would totally read it if such a thing existed.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Spike Thomson/Tami) hurt/comfort fic.
"I Have Officially Lost My Mind."
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Helo) to deflower One (Buffy)?
Buffy doesn’t die in “Prophecy Girl;” instead, the Master uses a spell to throw her into another dimension while he takes over earth. Buffy ends up on Caprica right after the Cylon attack and Helo finds her and pumps her full of that anti-radiation medicine. They run around trying to keep away from the Cylons and find a way to escape to the fleet. In the process, they fall in love. He deflowers her in that rainy barn he and Sharon hung out in for a while. They finally make it up to Galactica and live happily-ever-after.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Spike Thomson) slash?
I don’t think anyone else on my flist even knows who he is. So that would be a no.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Hyde) het?
Um, some of them have read my Hyde/Jackie stuff, so I guess that would be a yes. Oh, and
finkpishnets has written some (great) Jackie/Hyde, too, so I assume she also reads it.14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Spike)?
Hahahaha! Oh, God, I’m so amused!
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Donna/Helo/Mal)?
Pretty people in space! I don’t know, there are some pretty crazy crossover writers on my list, and I think some of them could totally get away with this. I love crossovers so much.
16. What might Ten (Ron) scream at a moment of great passion?
“Shut up, Hermione!”
17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (
Huh. I got nothin'. Though this did send me back to my early days in fandom when I would write songfics. (I was fourteen! Leave me alone!).
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Buffy/Cordy/Tami) fic, what would the warnings be?
Uh, I don’t write threesomes. So it wouldn’t be a sexy fic. Instead, it would be Tami as Guidance Counselor trying to get High School Students Buffy and Cordy to work out their differences and stop the girl-on-girl crime. So no warnings that I can think of. Maybe “Excessive silliness.”
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Donna) to use on Ten (Ron)?
Maybe something about how gingers are dying out and they need to preserve the bloodlines?
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Mal)?
Yesterday!
that_september just wrote a lovely post-BDM fic with some Mal/Inara and it was awesome. Check it out!21. What is Six's (Cordy) super-sekrit kink?
I can see her getting a little domme-y, can't you? And by the way, I think Angel would totally go for that. Clearly Darla was the dominant one in their relationship for decades, so.... Also, when her body is taken over by a stupid evil demon thing, she has a thing for her son-figure. GROSS! [Sidenote: I once had to explain what “squick” meant to someone, and this is all I said: “Cordy and Connor.” And the person instantly understood.]
22. Would Eleven (Spike) shag Nine (Blair)? Drunk or sober?
If he was in a relationship with Buffy he wouldn’t, but otherwise? Oh, hells yes. He likes the bitchy type (and I mean that in the best way possible). Drunk or sober or high or any other state of consciousness. Though I don’t know whether she would really be into his type. She’d wrinkle her nose and make comments about his lack of style. But he’d do the tongue thing and make his voice go all rough and she’d let him talk her into it. And she definitely wouldn’t regret it once it happened.
23. If Three (Hyde) and Seven (Spike Thomson) get together, who tops?
Hyde. This would be a hilarious pairing! The curly hair! The sunglasses! The snark!
24. "One (Buffy) and Nine (Blair) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Blair) suddenly runs off with Four (Helo). One (Buffy), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Spike) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Tami), then follows the wise advice of Five (Mal) and finds true love with Three (Hyde)."
This is beyond brilliant. Also, am I the only one who thinks that Buffy and Hyde would make a pretty good couple? But Helo would never, ever go for Blair. Ever.
25. What title would you give the above fic?
“It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.” Oh. Wait….
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Spike Thomson/Logan Echolls) was canon?
It would be the snarkiest couple that ever snarked. Ever.