I am desperately wishing that I had the ability to write comedy just so I could write that fic. Wouldn't it be fun? Too bad most of my fandom friends write angst and so I can't think of anyone I can demand to write that story for me.

But I can definitely see Faith getting cut down--she probably got rusty in jail, too, so. Possibly. On the other hand, I can kind of see her using that "nice weight room" she talks about in Season 7 to just work out all the time. And picking lots and lots of fights with the other women (and of course, completely winning) and getting throne into solitary confinement for a while, then getting out and starting the whole process over again.

Why has no one ever written any Faith-in-prison fic?