I'm pretty sure what "I don't watch TV" actually means is a: "this sounds better than having to pretend to be way more into stuff I only catch once in a while" (which I admit was me until the blessed advent of Hulu) or b: "I'm not going to admit I know all the Real Housewives."

don't even, with the snobbery.

Also, I love how certain shows are like the HIPSTER BANDS of some circles? EVERYBODY WATCHES MAD MEN AND MUST HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT THE CLOTHES ON MAD MEN. Somehow nobody manages to pick up on the ohmygod Michael Kimmel social criticism built into it.

or whatever snob show it is this season idgaf. screw you guys, imma watch Castle.