...I haven't watched or read Game of Thrones, and I enjoyed that tumblr a ridiculous amount. My mom and I watch The Borgias together, which largely involves us exchanging glances and me confirming that the Cesare/Lucrezia incesty-conversations aren't just in my head.

when I was picked on in school, she told me it was because the rest of the kids were the Clan of the Cave Bear and I didn’t fit in because I was special like Ayla. Really it was because I was socially awkward and I picked my nose. Moms see the best in us.

HAHA oh god this.